I dont want to have to bite you guys...
partly cause it will be hard to find you...
but I will get you if you dont...
well to be honest I'm not sure why I'm threatening you guys...
I think I'm confused...
ON WITH THE SHOW THEN!!
-im not stephanie meyer and dont own nothing...
BTW HAS ANYONE FOUND THE official Twilight trailer YET??
i cant tell if what ive found is the offical one or not...anyways yeah
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The Pixie's Dream- chapter four
Battle of the Sexes-part 1
Bella's P.O.V
Alice was STILL fuming that us girls were stuck at my house.
She says it's because I don't have foxtel but I'm pretty sure it's because she didn't see it coming...
Of course Alice Almighty would never admit an easy defeat, so now she's planning revenge and guess what?
As usual, little Bella Swan (me) was the bait.
Esme wasn't anywhere to be seen so I presumed she wouldn't turn up until the trouble had ceased fire...
I get the feeling that that won't be for a while...
"Bella? Are you listening to the plan or what?" Alice said briskly, snapping her fingers in my face
I shook my head "I don't believe I am Alice. Do you think that's maybe because I don't want to?"
"Ooh Bella gave you attitude Alice" Rosalie snickered
"Bella don't be silly. This is going to be fun and you wanted to have fun, did you not?" Alice replied
I nodded "Sure but I don't think being live bait is FUN Alice"
"Well technically, none of us could be LIVE bait, now could we?" Alice smirked
I rolled my eyes.
Stupid vampire technicalities.
"So, as I was saying, us girls are going to challenge those nasty boys with a little thing I like to call 'Battle of the Sexes'. Bella is going to convince them to do it" Alice said
"And how is that?" I asked
"Simply by bruising their male ego" Rosailie replied as if it were obvious
"Why can't you two do it?" I asked, slightly horrified
"Because...well it's funnier to I Kissed a Cullen Boy's faithful readers" Alice shrugged
"Duh" Rosalie snorted
I rolled my eyes.
Now I had to be mean...BECAUSE OF YOU PEOPLE!!
"Don't worry faithfuls, I forsee Bella forgiving you..." Alice said with a mysterious voice
(sorry guys...I went a little off track huh?)
"Well what are you doing still sitting here Bella? Hop to it" Rosalie commanded
"But don't actually hop. I can't have you with a broken ankle" Alice said quickly
I scowled at her before hopping (but not literally) into my truck, and headed for the Cullens place.
Edward was already waiting for me on the porch, a huge cheeky grin on his face.
He couldn't possibly know what I'm about to do...could he?
"I know Alice well enough to know she's planning revenge" Edward said, replying to the confusion pasted on my face.
"Oh" was all I could say
"BELLA!" Emmett and Jasper yelled, bounding towards her form out of nowhere.
"Uh...hi?" I said unsurely as they both came to an abrupt stop in front of me
I instinctively took a step back as Edward growled warningly at them.
The two grinned but stepped back to give me some space.
"So? What revenge has Alice planned?" Jasper asked knowingly
"We knew you'd be on our side Bella" Emmett boomed proudly
"Uh..." I didn't know what to say.
"I don't think Alice would allow Bella to bat for us brothers" Edward said, looking at me with a smirk
"What?!" Emmett yelled in horror
"No!" Jasper gasped, just as horrified
"Yes?" I sqeaked, cowering away from them
"NO! BELLA! How could you?" Emmett said
"She's the enemy! Don't talk to her Emmett!" Jasper said loudly, shunning me as he spoke
Emmett followed suit and the were shunning me as they muttered profanities.
I guess I didn't really need to initiate the game- they did it themselves.
"Let the games begin then, yes Bella?" Edward said, still smirking
Before I could reply, Edward kissed my nose and disappeared with his brothers into their 'fort'
Quickly recovering, I realised I was enemy grounds and bolted for my car.
It was only when I got home that I realised something.
With Edward on the other team...
THERE WOULD BE NO MAKING OUT FOR ME!!
Nooooooo...!!
I was fuming, even more than Alice had.
This was sooo unfair and I bet that was why Edward had been smirking.
Dammit!
"Alice?" I called, as I entered my living room
Alice looked up, the excitement at what I was going to say was clear.
"This is war!!"
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YAH!! finally the next chapter right?
WARNING!! WAR IS NOT GOOD FOR ANYONE...
unless they're Battle of the Sexes wars...
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And I shall make sure I am quicker to update!!
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