Turtle: GRRRR!!!! I hate where I live! Seriously! There was a big fuckin' lightning storm and one of the cables or something got completely ruined!!!! So I wasn't able to use the computer for a full half of a year!!! (We didn't have lights either, but I didn't care about that...)It wasn't a big deal during the day, because I'm never home anyway... but it was a living hell at night!!! I'm one of those people who has problems sleeping at night, so that's usually when I write/type my stories. Luckily, I am not so lazy that I can't write my fanfictions in a notebook. (Really, is society so lazy nowadays that we can't be bothered to pick up a pen or a pencil? I have some friends who have heart attacks when they see me actually writing something on paper. You'd think I was doing a magic trick or something...) Anyways, although I was able to write out the next chapter of the story without any problem whatsoever, I was unable to post it online!!! And I didn't have the money to get the wires inside the computer fixed!!! (I nearly shit my pants when the guy told me over the phone that the repairs were going to cost over a thousand dollars! Are they fucking kidding me?! The computer itself didn't cost over five-hundred dollars!!! What the hell?!! By the way, that's why this chapter is called "More Complications?") I know that, in my town, we have never had a serious lightning storm like it before, but come on!!!! However, I am greatly relieved that nothing more serious happened. I feel really bad for my aunt, who's computer and microwave were completely fried. That really sucks... for her. At least I don't have to worry about receiving any annoying e-mails from her for awhile. I know, I'm an awful person... But I have gladly and proudly accepted that fact!!! So, what's the whole point of this long and boring story? Well, after waiting so long to have my computer fixed, I kind of lost interest in my fanfictions… Again, I am SO SORRY! Anyways, enough with my incessant rambling! On with that story! Oh, one more thing! How many of you are expecting (or eagerly awaiting) a REALLY graphic lemon scene???

Sasuke: I AM!!!!

Naruto: WHAT?!!!

Turtle: I haven't gotten to that point of the story yet, but I was wondering... I wasn't entirely sure whether or not I was actually gonna write a lemon. To be honest, I've never really written a full-length lemon before. Usually a short lemony scene that's no longer than a paragraph is usually what I write. So, unless my readers really want me to write a lemon scene, I won't. It guess it all depends on how people respond to this little author note.

Sasuke: You better write one, damn woman! I haven't put up with you for this long for nothing! I've been expecting to get SOME action!!!

Naruto: W-wait! Don't I get a say in this?

Turtle & Sasuke: HELL NO!!!

Naruto: That's not fair!!!

Turtle: Relax, my little Naru-chan! (By the way, he doesn't belong to me, but a girl can dream...) I may not even write a lemon scene. It depends on what my readers want. So rest easy... for now anyways.

Naruto: DON'T CALL ME NARU-CHAN! I don't like that nickname!!!

Turtle: (chuckles evilly) I know. That's why I keep calling you that. Anyways, on with the story for the thousandth time!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto or any other of the characters!! (Except for the few that I make up.) If I owned Naruto, I wouldn't be so damn poor and anyone who dared to call Naruto a loser in the series would randomly get slapped across the face!! LOL. So you can try to sue me, but the only thing I have that's worth anything is a package of spearmint gum. Sad, isn't it?

Chapter 4: More Complications?

(BOTH Naruto & Kyuubi POV)

Kyuubi leaned over the stove, sniffing in the aroma of pork-flavored ramen. Naruto's favorite flavor. It was strange. Kyuubi hadn't been expecting his brother to suddenly appear at his doorstep. He had been brooding about the fact that he missed his brother and father, and then without warning, little Naruto shows up out of nowhere! Maybe he has magic powers!

Kyuubi closed his eyes, and wished for a large flat-screen plasma television to appear in front of his couch. After a few minutes, he opened his eyes and looked towards the living room, only to find the room as it usually was.

'Damn! I really wanted that television...'

Kyuubi was stirred away from his thoughts when he saw movement from the corner of his eye. He swirled his head towards his bathroom doorway, only to see Naruto grinning sheepishly. Kyuubi could understand why, for there stood Naruto in an over-sized white sweater and baggy blue pants. The sleeves went way past Naruto's hands, and the pants were practically falling off the poor blond! The whole scene looked incredibly cute and hilarious at the same time!

"Hehehe! Naruto, do you have any idea how cute you look right now? I see you still haven't grown out of that girly body you have! You always were a shrimp!"

"S-shut up! I don't have a girly body!!! It's not my fault you're strung up on steroids!"

"Che. I've never, ever, in my entire life used steroids. This god-like body is one hundred percent natural, little brother. Don't hate, appreciate."

"GRRR...!"

Without any warning at all, Naruto dashed to the couch and threw one of the pillows at Kyuubi's head. Kyuubi, who had been preoccupied by laughing at his brother's expense, didn't have time to dodge and ended up getting smacked directly in the face.

"Hah! I may be small, but I'm as quick as a cat! And you're as big as an elephant, which makes you an easy target! MUHAHAHA!"

"Why you..! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna make you wet your tighty whiteys!"

"EEEK! Please, don't tickle me! Come on! I still get picked on for that one time at camp!"

By this time, Kyuubi had lunged at his brother with the intent of tickling the little brat until he was blue in the face. He was relieved that he was able to make his brother laugh and smile, especially since not even an hour ago, the poor boy had been crying his eyes out. Kyuubi was still curious to know what had upset his little brother so much, but he would leave it alone for now. He didn't want to bother Naruto and make him cry again. Besides, Naruto would tell him when he was ready to.

"You better run fast, you little dork! 'Cuz when I catch you, there will be NO mercy!!!"

Naruto had been laughing so hard that he wasn't paying attention to where he was going, which resulted with him running face-first into the living-room wall. Naruto stumbled backwards for a bit, causing him to trip himself with the over-sized pants he was wearing. The poor blonde landed on his ass grace-less-ly, all the while holding on to his smashed nose.

"Naruto!!!! Are you okay? See what happens when you mess with your older brother? The gods punish evil, disobedient little brothers with bad luck! I hope you've learned your lesson!"

Although Naruto was in severe pain, he couldn't help but laugh at his brother's antics. However, his laughter didn't last for long. Without warning, a great stab of pain jolted throughout Naruto. He hunched over, his eyes watering from the immense pain. Naruto was really beginning to hate himself for his weakness. He had now cried like a baby twice in less than 6 hours. It was no wonder why Sasuke didn't want to be his friend anymore.

"Shit! Naruto, I think your nose is broken! I'd better take you down to the infirmary so that we can get it cleaned up. I don't want you to get an infection. Come on, Naru-kun."

Naruto slowly picked himself up off the floor. He knew it would be pointless to argue with Kyuubi, especially when it came to injuries. There were certain times when Kyuubi could be as much as a worry-wart as their father. Naruto smiled as widely as possible, desperately trying to calm Kyuubi down. He hadn't even been at his brother's dorm for an hour, and already he had Kyuubi worrying about him.

"Don't be such a dork, Kyuubi. It's not like I'm dying or anything. Let's just go down to the infirmary and get my nose patched up. Relax, okay? It's just a little dent."

Kyuubi heaved a great sigh of relief. He felt guilty for Naruto's injury, and he hoped the damage wasn't as bad as it looked. After all, if he hadn't been chasing Naruto around the apartment, then his little brother wouldn't have gotten hurt.

Kyuubi picked up the keys to his dorm-room and waited until Naruto exited out into the hallway before locking the dorm behind them. Together, Naruto and Kyuubi walked towards the stairs on their way to the university's infirmary.

(Itachi's POV)

Itachi was irritated. Plain and simple. In fact, he'd never been so aggravated in his entire life.

He grunted and threw his expensive brief-case on his soon-to-be-official desk. Although Itachi was not yet owner of Uchiha Inc., he still worked as vice president of the company.

Itachi brushed aside his usual "business" thoughts, and he began to think of the last couple days. In fact, thoughts of the last couple days are exactly what were irritating him.

Kyuubi Namikaze.

The red haired vixen that had caused him nothing but stress the entire week.

When Itachi had been informed that he would be interviewed by a sophomore student, he had thought nothing of it. He knew without a doubt he would be annoyed. After all, he was a time-pressed businessman. The fact that he was going to waste time chatting with an inexperienced, undergraduate loser while there was tons of work to be done was enough to piss him off.

However, as a senior, it was a requirement that he "express" the joys of college and ramble on about his "exciting, bright future!" What utter bullshit!!! He'd hated all four years of college! His so-called peers were all idiots, only worried about what parties they were going to attend and who they planned on fucking.

Although he was supposedly attending one of the most prestigious colleges in the entire region, many of the students had paid their way in. In fact, the only students who seemed dedicated to their education were those with scholarships. Probably because they knew if they didn't keep their grades up their expensive tuition would be snatched away from them in a heartbeat.

Kyuubi Namikaze was one of those serious scholarship students...

Damn it! He was thinking about him yet again!!! What the hell was wrong with him? He'd spent years rejecting both high school girls and college girls alike! Suddenly, a handsome young man with beautiful emerald eyes comes around and HE, Itachi Uchiha, starts acting like one of his ridiculous fangirls! The universe was surely ending!

Of course, Itachi hadn't made his feelings known through his actions. He had wisely hid his emotions, barely speaking to the gorgeous sophomore. He absolutely was enraged with himself. How could he fall for someone he had just met? And why did that someone have to be a sophomore male? His father was going to be thrilled with this one!

Yes. He was going to tell his father that he was in love with a beautiful, gorgeous, amazing sophomore man. For an interesting, unknown fact about Itachi is that he absolutely LOVES infuriating his father. Ever since he was young, Itachi had taken a strange pleasure in upsetting Fugaku. He was the exact opposite of Sasuke, who constantly strived to gain their parents' approval.

It was strange, how his little brother slaved away for even the tiniest gesture of affection from their parents, while he absolutely hated any praise he received from them. Itachi couldn't stand his parents' expectations, and he wished they would spend more of their time congratulating Sasuke. After all, the boy was graduating as valedictorian from high school and had also been accepted into the same college as Itachi.

In a way, Itachi blamed his parents for his lack of relationship with his little brother. He'd always been too busy studying to spend anytime with Sasuke, and his parents' constant favoritism had caused Sasuke to become bitter. Why wouldn't he be bitter? What human being wouldn't long for their parents' approval?

Before Itachi had even realized it, the gap between him and Sasuke had become irreparable. He knew that no matter what actions he took now, they would all be done in vain. Sasuke could not forgive him for his past neglect, and Itachi no longer had the time to spend with his brother. Their fates were sealed, and they would forever remain cold to one another, rivals for their parents' recognition.

Kyuubi had a little brother too...

Itachi sighed. It seems he would not be spared from thoughts of the beautiful sophomore no matter what he did. He sat down in his chair and gazed out the window. He'd never been so infatuated with someone in his entire life. The whole time Kyuubi had been asking him questions, he had been admiring the flame-haired man's features.

In fact, he probably had been so entranced with the man that there was a chance that he might have accidentally been ignoring him...

Kyuubi probably thought he was an asshole. Well, he was kind of an asshole... But he didn't want Kyuubi to know that! He would have to concentrate on alluring the wild man, but how? From what he had learned, Kyuubi usually only had relationships with older (and slutty) women. How in the hell was he going to compete with a bunch of horny old ladies? [1] And more importantly, how the hell was he going to make Kyuubi realize that said man was gay?

Although Kyuubi was without a doubt straight now, Itachi had every faith that he could turn the young man to "see" things his way. After all, who could resist his god-like body? He was an Adonis that had been worshipped by both women and men alike! No one with half a brain could reject him! Yet, Itachi wasn't exactly in tune with his feelings... He'd already pissed Kyuubi off without even meaning to. Damn his father for forcing him to become an emotionless bastard!!!

RING! RING! RING!

Itachi glanced away from the window to his cell phone, which was ringing incessantly. Why the hell couldn't he be left alone while he was dreaming about his future lover? He reluctantly picked up the cell phone and answered it.

"What?"

"Um, sorry to bother you, but I have to reschedule our next interview meeting. My brother showed up unexpectedly and I can't abandon him now. Oh! This is Kyuubi by the way! I'm such a ditz! I should've said my name before my whole speech. I'm sorry!"

Itachi's heart-rate began to race, his mind overcome with euphoria. He quickly snapped himself out of his day dreaming and responded.

"It's quite alright. I have better things to do anyway." Damn his bastardness! He was supposed to be charming, not an ass! "I mean...! I have work to finish up, so it's convenient that you have to reschedule. And I agree that you shouldn't abandon your brother. Your relationship with him is important..." There. That sounded a whole lot better.

"Um... Is this really Uchiha Itachi? If this is some prick playing a prank on me, I will personally find you and kick your ass! I'm not gonna let anyone fuck up my grade!"

Itachi felt a vein in his forehead throb. He loved Kyuubi, but sometimes the man was an absolute idiot!

"Yes, this is Uchiha Itachi. Why would you think differently?"

"Well, you're usually an asshole. I mean...! Um... You're usually more... 'strict' about being on time and all. So I figured you wouldn't be happy if I canceled on you... Not that I think you're an asshole! Even though I just called you one... I mean...! I got to go! I'll call you later! Bye!"

Click.

Well, that was an interesting conversation... But more importantly....

Did Kyuubi just call him an asshole?

Itachi couldn't help the smirk that crossed his handsome face. No one had ever dared to call him anything demeaning, no matter how frustrated they had become with him. Kyuubi had serious balls to even dare talk to him in such a casual manner. Or perhaps he was just an idiot...

Regardless, Itachi couldn't help becoming aroused at the thought that Kyuubi wouldn't bow down to him willingly. And if there was one thing that absolutely tickled Itachi to his core, it was forcing people to submit to his will. And he had a feeling that Kyuubi was going to be quite the challenge...

In fact, Kyuubi was the most stubborn and strong-willed person he'd ever met. This was going to be extremely fun, and Itachi could already imagine the bliss he would feel when he finally gained Kyuubi's complete obedience. Not to mention the pleasure they would both feel as he...

Enough! This was neither the time nor the place for him to fantasize about screwing Kyuubi. He'd have to do that at his apartment later tonight. Right now there was work to be done, important work that couldn't be shoved aside.

And he needed extra time to brood about the fact that he wouldn't be able to see Kyuubi tomorrow.

(END CHAPTER)

Turtle: Uh-oh!!! Now we're throwing Itachi into the mix! Whatever will happen? Will Itachi have his way with the adorable, class-clown Kyuubi? Or will Kyuubi resist completely? We shall soon see! (Say that five times fast.)

[1] Oh, by the way… Kyuubi isn't really screwing OLD ladies. In this fic he prefers women in their 30s. I overheard my mother and my aunt talking about how us women don't hit our sexual prime until our early 40s. (I was VERY disturbed to hear them talking about sex. I mean, the whole "sex-talk" thing when I was sixteen was traumatizing enough! But to actually listen to them talk about WHAT THEY LIKE in the bedroom…! (Shudders in disgust.) Anyways, that's why Kyuubi is into older women… Because he's a sex-crazed pervert. LOL. I didn't want my readers thinking that Kyuubi was running around molesting poor, little 90-year old ladies. And Kyuubi is going to be bi-sexual in this fic. Incase you all haven't figured that out yet…

Sasuke: Who the hell gives a flying fuck about my retarded-ass brother?!!!! I didn't even show up in this entire damn chapter! What the hell?!!! I'm trying to get laid here! When do I get a piece of blondie-ass?!!!

Naruto: Never!!!!! I'm saving myself for Sakura!

Sasuke: Fuck that pink-haired whore!!!! You belong to me, and I'll be damned if anyone else touches you! I will screw you senseless, whether you like it or not!

Naruto: Turtle! Save me from this psycho!!!! (Hides behind Turtle)

Turtle: Awwww! Do I have to? I've been low on cash, and a video of you and Sasuke having hot, sweaty man-sex would sell for thousands!!!!!! Besides…. I'm kinda scared of him when he gets that crazed look in his eye… Yeah, you are totally on your own this time.

Naruto: WHAT?!!!!! (Flees from the approaching Sasuke)

Sasuke: Stop running and come here!!!!!!!

Turtle: (Sweat-drop) Oh, my….. Anyways, thanks for reading and please review!!!! And don't forget to respond to the question I placed in my author's note above and before the chapter. Thank-you all for reading!!!!! (Lays back in chair and laughs hysterically as she watches Sasuke chase Naruto around the house.)