A/N: Sorry about the late update! I've been busy…Anyway…here's the chap! Enjoy!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
"Nice song, Ino," Kabuto smiled, "but now it's time for some real talent." He pointed at himself.
"Whatever," Ino flipped her hair.
Kabuto stood up.
"Hey, Kabuto…" Kin giggled. "What're you gonna sing?"
Kabuto smiled. "It's a song you know, Kin."
She smiled.
"Ok! Here it is!" Kabuto's song came on…
"I'm
gonna make you bend and break
(It sends you to me without wait)
Say a prayer but let the good times roll
In case God doesn't
show
(Let the good times roll, let the good times roll)
And I
want these words to make things right
But it's the wrongs that
make the words come to life
"Who does he think he is?"
If
that's the worst you got
Better put your fingers back to the
keys
One night and one more time
Thanks for the
memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like
you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks
for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like
you only sweeter"
Been looking forward to the future
But
my eyesight is going bad
And this crystal ball
It's always
cloudy except for
When you look into the past (look into the
past)
One night stand (one night stand off)
One night and
one more time
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't
so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night,
yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the
memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"
They
say I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In hotel rooms
collecting page six lovers
Get me out of my mind and get you out
of those clothes
I'm a liner away from getting you into the mood,
whoa
One night and one more time
Thanks for the
memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like
you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks
for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like
you only sweeter"
One night and one more time (One more
night, one more time)
Thanks for the memories
even though they
weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One
night, yeah, and one more time (One more night, one more time)
Thanks
for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like
you only sweeter"…"
Kabuto sat down all out of breath. He turned to Ino, "Now that was talent. Fall Out Boy-Thanks for the memories."
Ino glared at Kabuto. "As if."
Kin glared at Ino. "You're just jealous that Kabuto can sing waaaaaay better than you, a filthy slut."
…
"Oh no she didn't!" Sakura said snapping her fingers.
"That's racist." Kiba said nodding.
"How the hell is that racist?" Sasuke asked Kiba.
"It is," Kiba folded his arms.
"No it's not. I didn't think you were that retarded."
"Wow, hey Shino, guess what? Sasuke had a thought."
Sasuke glared at the dog boy.
"Want to say that to my face, punk?"
Kiba got face-to-face with Sasuke.
"Say what, Uchiha?" Kiba said innocently. "Oh yeah…you had a thought? Or that you can't defeat your brother?"
"That's it!" Sasuke stood up.
"Are you picking a fight with me?" Kiba also stood up.
"That depends, are you too chicken to fight, dog boy?"
"Oh, it's on."
Kiba threw a mindless punch at Sasuke, but he dodged it.
Everyone was too busy watching Kiba and Sasuke fight; they didn't notice Kin and Ino yelling at each other.
Until they heard a screech.
"Shut up, Ino!" Kin yelled.
"Bitch!" Ino glared at the black haired preppy chick.
"Slut!"
"Skank!"
"I'm gonna back slap you, shetbag!"
"Bring it on!"
"You bring it on!"
Ino and Kin were now in a fist fight.
Kabuto glared at Choji.
"Tell your slutty girlfriend to stop hitting my girl!" Kabuto yelled at the chip boy.
"Well-you tell your bitchy girlfriend to stop slapping mine!"
"She is not a bitch!"
"She is not a slut!"
"Can it, fatty!"
"Oh-it's ON!"
"Bring it on fat man, bring it on!"
Now Choji and Kabuto were attempting to kill each other.
"Great, now we have more people fighting!" Sakura screamed.
"Hey, Sakura…" Hinata's voice came from behind her.
"Yeah?" Sakura turned around.
"Take this!" Hinata smacked Sakura with a baseball bat. (Wtf?)
"BITCH!" Sakura pulled Hinata's head to the floor. "Why the hell did you do that for?!"
"You stole Naruto away from me when we were kids!"
"Oh…well then…TAKE THIS!!"
Now Hinata and Sakura were fighting.
For no reason whatsoever, everybody started fighting!
Shino vs. Gaara
Neji vs. Tsundae
Kakashi vs. Naruto
Kurenai vs. Temari
Tenten vs. Shikamaru
-and the most surprising:
Guy vs. Lee
"HEY!!!!!" Kin screamed, "Why did we all start to fight?"
…………..
"Because everybody else did…" Shino said.
"Do you guys know how stupid we all look fighting?"
…
The whole room sounded in laughter.
Hinata and Sakura laughed at each other's hair; being all screwed up.
Kiba and Sasuke laughed at each other.
And so did, Kabuto and Choji, Shino and Gaara, Neji and Tsundae, and all the other ninjas.
"Why the hell are you retards all laughing?"
Kankuro gave them all looks of annoyance.
"Waz up, dude!!" they all greeted.
A/N: Ok…I think that's a long enough chap. I wanted some funny-so I made them all fight…Hehehe! I just realized that I forgot Kankuro, so I put him in the story! The next person to sing is…well, let me just give you the rest of the order:
Kakashi
Kankuro
Kiba
Kin
Kurenai
Lee
Naruto
Neji
Sakura
Shikamaru
Shino
Sasuke
Temari
Tenten
Tsundae
-----yep…that's all!
So- if I do 2 peeps to a chap, then there's…
7 or 8 more left to go. Yay! That means I need song suggestions! Oh yeah, and if I say I don't know the lyrics, PM me and send the lyrics to me so I can put them in my fanfic! Thanks! Ta ta!
