A Note: Just for asking, Bresule will be a character in this chapter and possibly other chapters. Happy
Reading!
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Azula wakes up on floor.
Azula: Where am I?
She looks up to see several aliens looking at her.
Alien: Is she okay?
Azula: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Aliens!
Me: Sokka! Turn off the face-distorter!
Sokka (Flicks random switch): But it was funny!
Everyone: Ha Ha, good times.
Me: Anyway, now we have another guest in my house.
Zuko: Where will she sleep?
Me: On the couch. Downstairs. So we can sleep without one eye open.
Azula: BUT I'M A PRINCESS!
Me: Yes and the couch is now your throne.
Azula (runs down stairs): I will have my revenge!
Me: Okay, now down to important stuff. Taco Bell for lunch?
Everyone: Yep.
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After a fine Taco Bell lunch, and a fine half-hour trip to the ER due to Toph daring Sokka to swallow ten
pouches of fire sauce. The Gaang and I (HAHA Title pun.) return home.
Azula (Copy and Paste your evil Azula smile): Hello.
Everyone (Copy and Paste your version of their puzzled/scared look seeing your copy and paste version of
Azula's evil smile): …
Azula: Allow me to introduce my side kick, Bresule!
Bresule: Hi!
Azula: Enough chit-chat!
Me: I don't recall us chitting or chatting.
Azula: Let's fight!
Me (Randomly pulls out XXXXXXXXXXL times ten infinity holy crap sized battle axe): Let's!
(Copy and Paste –
Author: STOP COPY AND PASTING AND WRITE OUT THE BATTLE!
Me: I could do that.
Author: Great.
Me: But…
Throws battle axe at author.
Author: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Now where were we-?
(Copy and Paste your own epic fight of biblical proportions)
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1 hour and several battle axe scars later-
Azula and Bresule are tied up.
Me: Well Gaang, We learned a lot today.
Toph: Like how to beat evil using bending and battle axes?
Aang: Or to never give Sokka hot sause?
Katara: Or to never hit the author with battle axes since it causes a high hospital bill?
Me: Yes, yes, and unfortunately yes.
Zuko: Let's celebrate with pizza!
Everyone jumps in the air in victory and freezes as chapter ends…
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I would like to thank Bresule for being in this chapter. Remember, if you ask, you could be in a new chapter! Before we go, Sokka would like to give a PSA:
Sokka: Everyone, no matter how funny it may be, DO NOT SWALLOW 10 TACO BELL FIRE SAUCE POUCHES!
Thank you Sokka! P.s. I have no clue what to write about next, so next chap might take a while!