Hay! chapter...4? Why am I always forgetting chapters? _ oh well yeah chapter 4 enjoy! oh and I don't own Naruto and sadly * sniff * not the Akatsuki either Q_Q! Now read!

Akatsuki Insanity! (Little girl screams)

dun dun duuuunn!

Kisame yawned. He slowly opened his eyes and saw all of the Akatsuki in his room. They were holding a giant cake. A blue fish cake.

He stared for a moment before everyone yelled "SURPRISE!" he screamed and jumped out of bed, scarring them all for life from his naked sharkness. Well, he had underwear on but still...

Hidan covered his eyes "OH GREAT JASHIN MY EYES! MY FREAKING EYES GAH! OH ****!" he said rolling around on the floor.

Itachi went blind after that.

And poor Deidara fainted along with Tobi who was still covering his eye.

"GAH GET OUT!" Kisame screamed and pushed them all out, slamming the door.

Later That Day.

"Sigh... Boring..." Deidara said as he was lazily flipping through tv channels. Kisame came running down the hall. The loud stomping brought the curious Akatsuki out of their rooms. Deidara looked up at Kisame. "EVERYONE! I HAVE GOOD NEWS!" Hidan smirked "Your found out that your mother is an ugly shark and thats why you turned out so friggin hideous?" Kisame growled "No crap face! I got a girl friend!"

There was a silence before Zetsu spit out his drink. "Wait what!" Itachi said, trying to feel his way out of his room with his cane. Kisame smiled proudly "Yup." Pain was curious, "Do we know her?" Kisame shook his head "Nope. But I brought her here to meet you all!"

Pain frowned, "Kisame, she could be a spy!" Kisame chuckled "Nope. Trust me, she isn't she's too sweet for that! In fact, Her she is!" he brought a plastic bag of water out of his cloak. But it wasnt just water, it had a little gold fish in it.

"Everyone, meet Nancy!" everyone snickered. Hidan laughed "HAH WOW SO DESPERATE HE DATES A FISH! A FREAKEN FISH! BAAAHAHAHAA!"

Kisame frowned and looked away. "Don't listen to them Nancy, their just jealous." Deidara laughed "Of what!" Kisame growled "Fine. If you can't appreciate Nancy's sweet charms and good looks then screw you guys. I'm going back into my room. You don't realize that Nancy's got all a woman has to offer. Including humps and lady lumps!" he said before running into his room.

Everyone stopped laughing after that last part and started feeling nauseous. Hidan had a very disturbed look. "I'm gonna go.. do a ritual or something... Oh Jashin get the image out of my mind!" everyone felt awkward. "Yeah I'm gonna go.. count my money..." Kakuzu said before following Hidan.

Sasori just sighed and walked into his room. Itachi looked utterly disturbed at the fact of what his partner just said. Deidara couldn't take it and ran to the nearest trash can to hurl.

Tobi didn't know what was going on so he shrugged and went to get some cereal.

Pain sighed "Well everyone just... carry on... we'll have a meeting... umm.. tomorrow. I will be in my room... planning something.. evil." Konan followed him.

Zetsu just shrugged. "Eh, you heard one weird thing once you've heard it a million times. Yeah no new thing for us." he said before sinking off somewhere.

And Kisame was in his room talking to his precious girlfriend.

Ah okay so review plz? Yeah didn't really like this chapter was just kind of bored so yeah o_o