ok, ugh i feel like a scratched disk saying ok, i always say ok, oh well. so it took me a little longer to get this chpt. on because i thought i had finished this chpt. but apparently i didnt, lol. i hope you like it. it was meant to have humour but i dont know if i achieved it. plz review at the end.
"Hey," said his usual quiet self
"Hey," said his usual quiet self.
"Hey," I replied, screaming/thinking 'Fang is friend, not boy- friend' to myself.
"I just came to check on you," I looked at him confused. "And the birds, it's that I heard a window open and then the birds went dead quiet. I was just making sure you weren't beating their little heads on your desk like you did to Iggy," he said with a small grin.
I remember that day with great pleasure. I had been watching TV, a hilarious comedy show about a Mexican family, and Iggy wouldn't shut up so I raised the volume. He then started talking louder so I raised the volume again. He just talked even louder so I raised the volume again. Now, I had told Iggy to shut up so when he told me to make him I snapped, I must tell you that I hadn't slept so I was cranky. I chased him all around the house and even though he had longer legs I caught up to him. I tackled him down onto the ground and dragged him into my room. I started banging his head against my desk by the window and Gazzy was turning red from not being able to breathe from laughing. I was half way through when I heard shrieks and was instantly being forcefully tugged at but I was standing my ground. Fang wrapped his arms around me and was trying, unsuccessfully I might add, to pin me against the wall. You might be wondering why the rest of the flock had waited 'til now to help Iggy, well the answer is very simple, they hadn't been home, and when they arrived they heard screaming coming from my room and instantly came in. After a while they figured a successful way to take Iggy's head away from me. Angel and Nudge were pulling Iggy's head away from me, I bet it hurt being tugged at from two different directions while having your head banged on a desk, and Fang, as I had said, was trying to pin me against the wall. When Iggy was out of my reach they locked me in my room with Fang there to make sure I didn't do anything stupid. Iggy was in the kitchen with ice on his head. Gazzy was telling him the story over and over and about after the 25th time Iggy found it funny and forgave me. I wouldn't really cared if he hadn't because hey, no blood, no fowl and that will teach you to mess with Maximum Ride. Well maybe I would've cared, just a little, but only because he had some big bruises.
I was snapped out of my own little world by Fang's waving arm.
"Remembering that day?" he asked with a grin.
"With joy," I answered, grinning evilly, looking him right in the eyes. He looked back down at me and I instantly felt myself blush, boiling hot.
"Umm, I'm going to go get breakfast," I said, walking away as fast as possible.
I started eating the eggs that Iggy had made while thinking about the dream.
'Stupid Max, you've got to stop having those dreams, no mo-'
'Good morning Max!' Angel thought to me. 'What dreams?' she thought to me a second later.
'Oh cr-' I was half way through the word when I decided better and blocked my mind.
After that Angel started sending me quizzical looks. I just looked down and ate my breakfast silently.
'Yay,' I thought to myself. 'Breakfast is almost over the-'
"Hey Max, you're being awfully quiet, what are you thinking about?" asked Nudge, my very unhelpful motor mouth.
"Huh, oh, uh," I needed something quick then it came to me. "I'm just enjoying the eggs my good friend Iggy here made." I said mentally patting my back while I patted Iggy's. The thing was, Iggy was swallowing and I may have patted him a little too hard- by accident, I swear- so suddenly he started choking. I suddenly yelped and went to pat Iggy on his back. Everyone apparently thought it had been funny, then somehow, Nudge started choking, Angel and Gazzy were on the floor, holding their sides of how hard they were laughing, and Fang was snickering loudly. I of course, was the only one trying to help, so I got Iggy a glass of water but when he tried drinking it, it snorted out his nose. Now Nudge was choking even harder and turning red, Angel, Gazzy, and now Fang were rolling on the floor laughing, and Iggy was being patted really hard on the back by me. After a while I finally got Iggy and Nudge, who both had tears on their faces, to stop choking, Angel and Gazzy had tears streaming down their faces and would occasionally burst out laughing whenever Angel would play the occasion again in their heads, and Fang retreated into his usual self, snickering at me whenever he remembered and with a smile on his lips. I was flustered and sweating of how hard I had tried to help my choking flock. What would they ever do without me? Later that day the flock was back to normal, acting all lazy. Iggy had gotten thirsty and yelled, "Max, you need to go for groceries!" from the fridge.
"Ok" I yelled back, guilt drenching my voice. Fang snickered lightly besides me. I just punched him in the arm and he looked at me amused. I groaned and left for my room.
"Be careful Fang, if you get her too angry she might do to you what she did to me," said Iggy playfully.
"Which one, the head banging, the egg choking, or both?" he asked all serious like making it really funny.
"If you're lucky, only one, but watch your back," Iggy warned.
"If I were you I would go make truce now before she comes out with something more dangerous," Iggy went on.
"You're right. If I'm not back in 15 minutes don't go in that room, you might find something totally gruesome, considering what we watched last night, and evacuate the building, got that?" he asked in an official tone.
There were many 'yes sir!' but Angel's sweet voice was heard over it. "Fang, haven't you ever thought that you and Max may be the two lead characters of that horror movie? You two are perfect for each other!" she exclaimed. There was a clearing of the throat, obviously from Fang, and a "Yeah, right," from Gazzy. "Well, you know the drill," I heard Fang say.
I heard footsteps walk down the hall as I went through all my thoughts. Guys were so immature, I mean come on. My head was hurting from trying not to laugh while he and Nudge were choking to their deaths and from trying to help them from choking to their deaths. I sat on my bed, pondering. Why did boys have to be such immature, disgusting, idi-
"Max, can I come in?" I didn't answer: instead I laid down on my bed and pretended to sleep, knowing full well that he would come in in 3..2..1. He peeked in and saw my supposedly sleeping figure. I knew that he wouldn't believe that I was asleep, but he stuck his head out, shut the door, went down the hall, and announced, "she's asleep." There were several loud whooshes of air. Seriously, the flock could be so dramatic at times. I knew Fang had just gone along with me pretending to sleep so I could get some time, and for that I think I was thankful. I think. I don't know.
I took out my Ipod and started going through the play list. Hmm… Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance sounded good.
Yeah I know
That I can't make you stay
But where's your heart
But where's your heart
But where's you
And I know
There's nothing I can say
To change that part
To change that part
To change
I closed my eyes and rested my head on the pillow.
So many bright lights to cast a shadow
But can I speak
Well is it hard understanding
I'm incomplete
A life that's so demanding
I get so weak
A love that's so demanding
I can't speak
Hmm… the song reminded me of something, but what?
I'm not afraid to keep on living
I'm not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home
Oh yeah, me!
Can you see
My eyes are shining bright
Cause I'm out here on the other side
Of a jet black hotel mirror
And I'm so weak
Is it hard understanding
I'm incomplete
A love that's so demanding
I get weak
I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home
I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home
Hmm… I'm not afraid to walk this world alone. But I do want to have my flock with me.
These bright lights have always blinded me
These bright lights have always blinded me
I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I'd never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead
Cause I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I'd never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead
Cause I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I'd never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead
Cause I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I'd never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead
I am not afraid to keep living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home
I am not afraid to keep living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home
I am not afraid to keep living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home
Again I fell asleep listening to the song.
ok, so i have most of the next one or two chpts. forming in my mind. they will probably be posted maybe the day after tomorrow or after that since my best work comes at night while i'm lying in bed waiting for sleep. seriously. dont laugh. umm, the song at the end as you may have noticed is Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance. i luv that group. i wanted to write more stuff in between the song but nothing would come. when she wakes up she wont bump into Fang (sorry) she bumps into him to much. there's supposed to be more comedy in the next chpt. but you'll have to wait and see.
P.S. i'm sorry i forgot to write this until now for all of you that have read it before now. :)