A/n: I know this is quick. I finished writing this and was like, "Holy crap. I'm done?" And I read over it like 20 times to make sure I hadn't missed anything. Here it is!

Disclaimer: Let's play Find The Disclaimer! xxxxxxxIxxxxxxxxxdon'txxxxxxxxxxxxxownxxxxxxxxxxxxWickedxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!xxxxxxxxx

Chapter 4!!! (!!!)

(Next day, in Dr. Dillamond's classroom. Everyone walks in, except for Fiyero because he hasn't transferred yet. And even if he had transferred, he wouldn't be in class anyway. So it doesn't matter if he had transferred or not. I love that word. Transferred.)

Boq: Yo yo yo, wassup Dr. D?

Elphaba, Galinda, Nessarose, Dr. Dillamond, anyone else I may have missed: (blank stare)

Boq: I've decided to become a rapper. Bow chica wow wow! (like the Axe commercial)

Nessarose: I can't believe I'm stalking that!!

Galinda: (staring at Boq) I think he's too... girly to be a rapper, don't ya think?

Nessarose: (winking) You don't know the half of it.

Dr. Dillamond: (sounding a lot like Dr. Cox from Scrubs) As much as I would love to spend the whole class puncturing Boq's self-confidence like pins in a beach ball, Ozian law dictates I can't do this and so I am forced to teach all of you losers. And a piece of celery, who apparently is supposed to be smart. But strangely she has written two papers, one exceptionally good and one so sucky it makes me want to cry. Miss Elphaba it is throne, not thrown.

Elphaba: Ummm... I know. And I didn't write two papers.

Dr. Dillamond: But here's where it gets interesting. Tell me, Miss Glinda-

Galinda: Yeah, I don't take out the GA sound until later, when I'm trying to win back Fiyero's attention.

Elphaba: (worried) Does it work?

Galinda: (Mad) What am I, a fortune teller?

Elphaba: (relieved) Phew.

Dr. Dillamond: Miss I-Dye-My-Hair-Blonde, I find it strange that you did not write a paper. But I happened to notice on one of Miss Elphaba's multiple papers, it was written: "This is definatlee Alfeba's paper. Don't think that Galinda wrote it, because I didn't."

Elphaba: Gee, I wonder who wrote it.

Galinda: (giggling; to Shenshen) See, I told you they wouldn't guess who it was!!

Elphaba: So you put my name on your paper in hopes that Dr. Dillamond wouldn't notice my other paper and would fail me? (sarcastically) Great plan.

Galinda: I know, isn't it? I thought of it all myself!

Elphaba, Dr. Dillamond, Nessarose, Boq, Authoress: ...

Dr. Dillamond: Let's get started before Galinda thinks too much and her brain explodes.

Galinda: That happened to one of my friends once. Her name was Shenshen.

Shenshen: Hey!

Galinda: OMG!! SHENSHEN!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!

Dr. Dillamond: OK...Well, now I'm going to flip over this blackboard now, because even though the side that is facing you right now is perfectly acceptable, I'm gonna be a risk taker and flip it over. Just on the off chance someone has written me a hate note.

Elphaba: (in awe) You are a risk taker!

Dr. Dillamond: I do it for you, babe.

Boq: O.O

Dr. Dillamond: (flips board over) OH MY!! WHO COULD'VE WRITTEN SUCH- Hey, wait, the prop guys didn't write the hate note.

Galinda: So, what does it matter? Just go on!

Dr. Dillamond: But without the hate note, I can't send you all out of the room, except for Miss Elphaba-

Boq and Nessarose: WHAT??!!

Dr. Dillamond: Well, actually, I dismiss the whole class, but she stays to comfort me...

Boq: ELPHABA!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DATE A MAIN CHARACTER, BUT THIS... THIS IS JUST WRONG!!!

Elphaba: No, it's not Dr. Dillamond... I think.

Dr. Dillamond: Then I tell her that something bad is happening in Oz.

Galinda: Well, can we leave anyway?

Dr. Dillamond: Sure. (winks at Elphaba)

Elphaba: (shudders)

(Class leaves)

Dr. Dillamond: Something bad, happening in Oz.

Elphaba: Something bad, happening in Oz?

Dr. Dillamond: That's what I just said, something baaaaa... er, bad.

Elphaba: Did you just bleat at me?

Dr. Dillamond: Accidentally!

Elphaba: What's happening in Oz?

Dr. Dillamond: The wizard is taking away Animal rights!

Elphaba: ... And I care why?

Dr.Dillamond: AND he's banned all Animals from ever eating Popsicles again!

Elphaba: GASP!!!!!!!! HE HAS CROSSED THE INVISIBLE LINE!!

Dr. Dillamond: Don't worry, it's nothing all that bad, nothing truly bad, nothing (deciding to press luck again) bad bad bad bad BAAAAAA... (Dr. Dillamond's thoughts: Oh crap, not again.) Sorry, baaaaaaaaa... baaaaaaaa... AWFUL!!! TERRIBLE!! DREADFUL!! APPALLING!! SHOCKING!! GHASTLY!! HORRIFIC!! (walks away, mad)

Authoress: Walking thesaurus. Sooo last year.

Elphaba: Oh crap, it's happening here, in Oz.

Authoress: Yeppers!

9-07: Please read, review, all that jazz. Anyway I can't wait because next chapter is Dancing Through Life!! Yay!!

My favorite character to write so far has been Frex. I don't know why. Galinda is my second favorite for the obvious reason that she's so easy to write.

3-08: I now like this chapter the best. It's (for me) up there with the first chapter, and the Popsicle one.

-Yorkie Lover