So I was reading some (mostly shonen) manga the other day, and i chanced upon a character sketch for Tamaki Sou. I relized Tamaki is just like Gilan except he doesn't have a guitar, and Gilan has a bit of a Han Solo side. I heard chicks dig dudes with guitars. Yeah...I'm writing a steampunk/science fiction story right now and that's why I haven't updated sooner. I really wanted Halt to shoot America, and in this short dreams come true(for me at least)

Disclaimer: steampunk fashion is pretty awesome, but not as awesome as Prussia. HAHA BURN!

One day Halt, Romano, and Maho(from BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad) had a cussing contest. Romano went home crying to mommy Spain, and Halt and Maho were dragged home by Ray and Pauline. They swore vengeance but were to busy sitting on their asses and stuffing their faces full of Greek food (meow) to do much else.

I wonder if Demitri Martin falls asleep a lot. Will Treaty looks like Sondre Lerche (true story). I really hate the GilanxJenny pairing. I mean really! The skinniest guy in the books dating the fattest chick? It makes nyet sense!

THIS IS WHERE THE ACTUAL STORY STARTS. I PROMISE

It was Halt's birthday. Legit. I can't tell you how old he was turning because then he would jump out of those bushes over there and kill me. Eeek. He claimes he's immortal and never ages, but i say that's not true. Has anyone heard of the song " I Say Fever" by Ramona Falls? The music video is so schnitzeling creepy!

His buddies Will and England decided to bake him some scones for his birthday because there's nothing Halt likes better with his coffee than scones. If you're wondering where our hero(Gilan) was, he was with the bad touch trio doing god knows what. More on that later. Will as you know is an excellent cook but 1p England is not. Supposedly 2p! England is a great cook when he's not poising cupcakes.

So Will was prancing around his tiny kitchen wearing a chef hat and yelling things like "víola" and "kiss the damn cook already, Alyss!" while England waved his magic wand over the stove and muttered in what sounded like Scottish Gaelic.

Will had just put his batch of scones in the stove. He hadn't let England get anywhere near the half finished scones. England may be a friend to Duncan, but when Halt eats horrible food he gets angry. It's best to avoid an angry Halt, just saying.

The doorbell for the cabin rung. The ring was the first few notes of the "Star Wars" theme. Typical Will. The person at the door was no other than the most annoying dude in the world...America! England and his former colony got in a huge argument about nothing and Will stood awkwardly to the side, trying to calm them down. America stopped talking and sniffed the air after about twenty minutes.

"What is that most beauteous scent that wafts from yonder apartment. It reminds thine self of rainbows and delicate butterflies" America quoth as he ran into the kitchen, took the scones out of the oven, and began to devour them. Will ran in after him.

"Stop! In the name of love! Those were going to be my surprise for Halt's birthday!" Will said. The door to one of the bedrooms in el shacko opened. It was Halt.

"Can't a man even take a damn nap in his own fucking house without assholes waking him up?!" Halt thundered. Will explained that he and England had wanted to make Halt's birthday special, but America had ruined it by being a pig.

"Zat is it! I vill shoot zis moron with my bow and arrow" Halt said. And he was true to his word. Then Prussia, France, Gilan, and Tamaki-sempai jumped out of the cuboard and started smacking America on the head.

"Oh, mi amigo. I am very sorry about your scones. Want some churros?" Spain asked Halt.

"Sure" said Halt

THE END

Thanks to 2 of mi amigas at school for the scone idea and for listening to me rant about character pairings and mainstream indie bands. Arigato to all you wunderbar people who reviewed, followed, or favourited. You guys make my day! I will try and update next week but "kak znatʹ" as Ivan would say.