wishing sayian drunk plus sayians equals not good
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"Kakarot you see your sister yet," I ask still very drunk(this is only a few hours after the last chapter)
"No but lets drink some more beer then finish looking," Kakarot says grabbing another keg of beer off the kitchen table.
"Wait we've been looking in circles we've only checked the hall and kitchen," Raditz says after drinking some more beer making chances of them being sober soon very unlikly and hangover tomorrow very likely.
"Man Frieza is so going to find her first," Kakarot says.
"Don't say that we'll find her then I'm giving a nice big kiss because she's so prettiful," I say obviously very drunk because if I wasn't I wouldn't say any of this to save my life.
"Maybe she's hiding from Frieza and fell asleep," Raditz says.
"What makes you think she's asleep," Kakarot ask.
"I think I see her tail," Raditz says.
"Good going now let's go get her," I say.
"Do we get to tell her the news," Kakarot ask.
"Not yet first we must hide her from Frieza," Raditz says.
"Wait you here that sounds like Frieza's ship leaving the planet," I say hear the washing machine in the laundry room.
"Yeah he must have given up thinking we already found her and left," Kakarot says.
"Let's kill him when we get back," Raditz says.
"Kase wake up we have something very important to tell you," I say Kase who had fallen asleep in a closet realized they had found her. Knowing there was no way to hide from them came out of her hiding place.
"Hi guys what are you doing," Kase ask when she noticed how excited Kakarot and Raditz were.
"I'm so happy for Kase congratulations," Raditz says.
"We're going to miss seeing you every day," Kakarot says their comments realy confusing her.
"You can visit her when ever you want well almost not at night or meals you'll eat all the food," I say.
"Visit me visit me where," Kase ask still having no clue about me choosing her as my mate.
"Right we still haven't told her the good news," Kakarot says.
"Might as well now Frieza is long gone from Earth," Raditz says.
"Right Kase we forgot to tell you I chose you as my mate your to move into the palace," I say.
"Your realy drunk aren't you," Kase ask us.
"Yes but it's true that's why all those girls were called to the palace," Kakarot tells her.
"Then Vegeta chose you as his mate," Raditz says.
"Now your all mine and I don't have to share," I happily say before she can say any more we all pass out. Not wanting to leave us there she dragged us to the guest bedrooms they had all been given and put us all in our beds. She walked out of the room trying to figure out if any thing we said were true. She knew full well she'd have a while in the moring exspecially if our hangover's were bad which they should be. Kase went to bed her self and woke up early the next morning and to her major surprise we were all wide awake.
"What are you guys doing up so early," I had asked them.
"What did you expect a major hangover we didn't drink that much beer," Raditz says.
"More than enough to get you guys drunk is what you had,'' I simply reply.
"Well that may have been so and we may have thought Frieza was here but we weren't that drunk," Kakarot happily says to me making me grow more confused.
"Simple if we had been too drunk we would've either forgot you or blew the entire planet up," Vegeta says.
"Well nice to know you remembered me I'm only Kakarot and Raditz's sister," I replied.
"We have all of today to do what ever we want," Kakarot says.
"Can we kill more civilians," Raditz asks Vegeta.
"Was thinking along the lines of beer," Vegeta answers back to Raditz earning a cheer from his friends.
"You guys are nuts last night you were seeing Frieza," I say almost completely forgetting about the other stuff they had said.
"So it's not that bad and besides the song I came up with was hidious," Vegeta says with a disgusted look on his face.
"Rather gross actually," Raditz says.
"I wanted to puke at some points," Kakarot says making a gagging gesture.
"How I could have made that song even drunk I'll never know," Vegeta says.
"How did you kids sleep last night," Mrs. Briefs says walking into the kitchen to start fixing breakfast.
"Well those three slept by passing out so it's hard to say me I slept fine," I say answering the strange Earthlings question.
"That's nice I hope you sleep good tonight too," Mrs. Briefs says.
"No better way to sleep than passed out," Vegeta says.
"Don't tell me your getting drunk again Tarble was right you do get drunk too much," I say to them all. Every last one of them got a look of anger on their faces.
"Don't you ever say that again Tarble is retarded and a disgrace to the entire sayian race you saying that will eventually disgrace you too," Vegeta tells me in the coldest cruelest sounding voice he has.
"Vegeta's right your already weird for a sayian," Raditz says "saying you care for others."
"Kase those kinds of things can get a sayian killed exspecially on Vegeta-sei regardless to the fact your sayian," Kakarot says.
"I obviously think she doesn't know the fun of drinking and being drunk," Vegeta says.
"Shall we teach her the joy of it," Kakarot ask.
"I'll go get the beer and other alcohol and fix us a few shots," Raditz says.
"Shit see you guys later I got to go," I say going full speed towards the door but Vegeta unlike my brothers is faster than me and caught me before I could leave. Dragging me to a chair and tieing me up ten minutes later Raditz arrived with alot of alcohol and four shots. Vegeta and Kakarot pried my mouth open and Raditz forced me to drink it. A few seconds later it kicked in and I was realy drunk having never drank much before and that was my first shot and Raditz put everything in it.
"You think she can be untied," Kakarot ask.
"That's a dumb question of course she can," Raditz says.
"She just asked you where we were she's drunk to where she won't remember she thinks being drunk is bad," Vegeta says drinking a keg of beer. Five minutes later and they were all drunker than drunk.
"You guys were right drunk is fun," I say hiccuping.
"Told you now lets work on a new song," Raditz says.
"We shall have the national anthom by the end of the day," Kakarot says.
"We should change the end of the other one to I love this planet then father will approve," Vegeta says.
"No way no kid I ever have is learning a bunch of curse words by age five," I say.
"Sure and besides any kid who goes on a misson will learn every word," Kakarot says.
"He's right I learned from dad on my first mission he curses at every little damn fucking thing," Raditz says.
"That's very true on the battle field he curses more than I do and that is saying somthing," Vegeta says since he curses about every two minutes.
"Vegeta do we have to go home," Kakarot ask.
"Yeah let's go kill Frieza first," Raditz says.
"We can't we ain't damn strong enough yet," Vegeta says.
"Let's become super sayians and call ourselves the Super sayian squad that killed Frieza," I happily say.
"Not bad but it's a little long," Raditz says.
"How about Frieza's killers,'' Kakarot suggest.
"Damn Kakarot that is fucking perfect but we need to be super sayians first," Vegeta dazzily says.
"Let's finish the mission first and become super sayians while were at it," I say.
"Good plan but the new ship isn't supposed to be done until tomorrow," Vegeta says.
"It's against intergaltic law to fly while drunk," Kakarot says.
"No it's fly a ship while drunk and no sober person on bored," Raditz says.
"Oh yeah let's do that it sounds fun,'' Kakarot says.
"Let's demanned they finish the ship sooner," I say walking out side where Dr. Briefs is working on the ship even though it's lunch time by now.
"You finish the ship now," Vegeta says to him.
"I'm way ahead of schedule should be done in time for you to leave after dinner just as soon as I decide where to put the speakers and flat screen television," Dr. Briefs says to the sayians wiping sweat off his face.
"Yeah let's go back to Vegeta-sei I want to show dad our new ship," Kase says hiccuping.
"Mission, Frieza, then Vegeta-sai,'' Vegeta says while burping
"It's time for lunch let's go eat," Kakarot says and the sayians all walk into the kitchen for some lunch while there still drunk. As soon as their all done they pass out not waking until early the next morning. They eat twice what they normaly do for breakfast then head to the ship.
"Bye Earthlings it was a fun stay," Raditz says as the door to their new huge ship closes it has to be at least twice the size of Frieza's.
"Raditz don't say good bye," Vegeta says annoyed.
"Why not," Kakarot ask.
"Because he's the prince and said so," I say bored of the conversation.
"Let's go you guys didn't get up in time for the tour so I'll show you around," Vegeta says walking down the hall pointing out the rooms, the kitchen,bathroom, closet, the room for our pods, the torture chamber Vegeta demanded,the living room, and lastly the training room which takes up a good amount of the ship.
"Wow this is one big training room," Kakarot says stunned by the size.
"Right well we need to set up training times and an hour to train with everyone together then groups of two," Vegeta says.
"This is simple Vegeta get's the training room until he want's to train with a partner or everyone," Raditz says.
"After that everyone else get's a turn," I say.
"Not bad but let's start with everyone see how well we can adjust to the gravity," Vegeta says turning the gravity to a hundred times that of planet Vegeta or a hundred ten of Earth. A great force falls on all of us and Vegeta is the only one not even seeming to be affected by it. Kakarot is slouching Raditz is barely standing and I fell right on my back.
"Wow Vegeta this is damn heavy," Kakarot says.
"Power up to full strength," Vegeta says.
"We did," I reply.
"Change of plan then your to all work a week in here individualy for as long as you can," I say turning the gravity off. Kase and her brothers sigh deep breaths of relief having the weight gone.
"So who goes first," Kakarot ask.
"Raditz your weakest you got one week to train for our arrivle on planet Gorin," I simply state.
"Exactly how many planets are we going to," Raditz ask.
"Well theres Earth, Gorin, hidious, and Disease," I reply back to Raditz.
"Wait disease don't they have diseases," Kase ask worried.
"Nothing we sayians aren't ammune to now get training Raditz," I say shoving him into the traing room.
"Then we better hope we get alot stonger those Gorins are near equal to a sayian infant but the Diseaseans are all equal in strength and technology," Kakarot says.
"What how will we finish the mission," Kase says more worried now.
"Relax we'll be fine beside we're going to destroy every city there my father says if we feel we will be attacked then attack them," I simply say with a roll of my eyes.
"Easy for you to say wait we won't all get a turn training if every trip is a week," Kakarot says.
"I have nothing to worry about even if I'm going last on the return trip to Vegeta-sei," I say walking towards my room.
"Well see you later Kase I'm hungry,'' Kakarot says heading to the kitchen. Left alone Kase decides to go watch some television