Wherefore art thou ryoma?
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Wherefore art thou Ryoma?
By Momo
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For our high school's culture festival, our tennis club made a production of Romeo and Juliet. Only our version was called Ryoma and Juliet. Guess who wrote the script!
Tagged in this video: Seigaku Tennis Team
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Ryoma
…take this down. Now.
Momo
HAHAHAHA no. I have fifteen copies of this video, Inui has forty four and is making more copies to send to all our relatives. I also uploaded this on youtube. It's so late Echizen!
Momo
Oh look what's that I see? Is that echizen's reputation going up in flames in the sky? WHY YES IT IS.
Momo
This is for all the times you free loaded on me. Revenge is oh so sweet, Romeo…
Eiji
Awww ochibi's so cute in his costume. He actually looks like a real prince! And not just a fake prince of tennis.
Akutsu
WTF Echizen, why are you wearing tights? When did you become so gay?
Akutsu
And WTF why are you carrying a tennis racket instead of a sword.
Renji
There's a sixty two percent chance that the tennis racket is another means of satirizing the play.
Inui
No renji, we just wanted to make everything about tennis.
Renji
Oh. Yeah that was the other thirty eight percent.
Yuuta
That explains why aniki has a wig on and is wearing a dress! How did you guys manage to make Aniki be Juliet?
Momo
Actually… fuji wanted to do it…
Yuuta
Oh.
Fuji
I had such a fun time Ryoma, we should do this again sometime.
Ryoma
… no.
Eiji
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that scene when ryoma is under fuji's window and trying to look like a handsome hero is CRACKING ME UP. Ryoma fails miserably as Romeo!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuji
What do you think of my performance Eiji?
Eiji
Oh… you were great Fuji! ;)
Oishi
Yes Fuji, you made the perfect Juliet.
Fuji
I'll take that as a compliment ;) Because that's what you meant it as, right…
Oishi
OH YES Fuji!
Yuuta
Aniki…scary…
Fuji
Takashi made such a great Tybalt. When he took hold of that racket he went swinging at ryoma's head.
Takashi
I was BURNING!
Ryoma
You didn't have to actually hurt me…
Takashi
SORRY ECHIZEN. HOW'S YOUR HEAD?
Ryoma
I've had worse injuries.
Oishi
You should be more careful next time Takashi! You could have really hurt Ryoma… jeez, I knew it was a bad idea to give you a racket for that part…
Takashi
Sorry oishi…
Kirihara
LMAOOOOOOOO I can't believe you guys made Fuji play the girl! How lameeeeeeeee don't you guys have girls in your school?
Momo
The whole point was to have the Seigaku regulars be in the play. Duh…
And fuji looked the best in a dress.
Fuji
Thank you momo
Kirihara
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you thought that was a compliment? Pfft
Fuji
Kirihara do you want me to teach another lesson again?
Kirihara
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Fuji
Thought so
Atobe
This is your pitiful excuse for a production? I've expected better of Seigaku. Right Kabaji?
Kabaji
Usu.
Atobe
For our school festival, the tennis club put on a host club, and we had the most famous people in Japan come to our school. We also put on a rock concert, had a ballroom dance party, and rented the amusement park. Our school festival was the talk of the nation. Be awed by my prowess. Right, Kabaji?
Kabaji
Usu.
Tezuka
I remember reading about it in the newspaper. Unfortunately Atobe, we don't have the funds to squander on expensive festivities. We rather spend on club funds on improving our tennis skills. Don't let your guard down Atobe.
Atobe
…I am king.
Sanada
I'm emperor.
Yukimura
And I… am the child of god.
Atobe
Slash an invalid and thus can't be considered in the running for top dog. Right Kabaji?
Kabaji
Usu
Yukimura
Can't argue with that Atobe.
Sanada
Atobe, Yukimura can whip your ass in tennis.
Atobe
Yukimura looks like he should have been the one playing Juliet opposite Ryoma. Right Ryoma?
Ryoma
Don't bring me into this. I'm the prince of tennis.
Fuji
I make a far better Juliet than Yukimura ever will. Do you want to play a match with me Atobe? I don't believe we ever met on court.
Atobe
Please consult that with my secretary. I do have a waiting list for people who want to challenge me you know.
Shishido
Oh yeah buchou aren't we supposed to play a match right now? And you're on facebook talking to Seigaku? BUCHOU…
Atobe
Shishido don't make me kick you off the team. What I do is my business. Right Kabaji?
Jirou
Kabaji's sleeping! Funny I just woke up too. OOOHHHH Fuji kun is playing a girl? SOOO COOOOOOOLLLLL
Jirou
OOOOOHHHH oshitari did you see that tennis move of fuji's? SOO COOOL
Oshitari
Half of the video just consists of Ryoma dueling with Tezuka using tennis…
And the other half is just the other guys from Seigaku playing tennis with each other…
Oishi
…yeah well Ryoma was being rebellious and the only way to make him go on stage was to promise him that he could play tennis with Tezuka…
Ryoma
That's right.
Sanada
Tezuka that's one obnoxious kid you got there. If I were you, I would discipline him better. Physically.
Tachibana
Hey Sanada! That's NOT cool. You shouldn't use any sort of physical or verbal or any kind of abuse to discipline your teammates. You can't create bonds with that kind of attitude.
Kamio
Buchou! You're so right all the time!
Aoi
Tachibana's such an awesome captain! I hope I can be like him one day!
Saeki
Don't count on it aoi.
Aoi
That was so mean saeki! Are you jealous that I'm captain and you're vice captain even though you're a third year and I'm a first year and you're student council vice president when the president is only a second year?
David
Aoi sure is rubbing it in! Is his rubber broken? Pfft.
Bane
That made no sense idiot!
Atobe
That was an uncouth joke David. You should be banned from facebook. Right Kabaji?
Japanese people wouldn't know, but rubbers are condoms in Great Britain.
Bane
David… gross… I'm coming over to kick you.
Itsuki
Why did david call aoi a condom? Why did david know a rubber means condom in English? Why?
Aoi
I just want you guys to know that my manliness is in healthy abundance and I'm perfectly all right with its size. Wish I could say the same for David…
David
You're just jealous of my long racket. Pfft.
Kawamura
OH BURNNNNN
Saeki
Hm that was actually kind of good.
Bane
GROSS DAVID. Stop making bad penis jokes or I'm going to go to your house and kick you in the face!
Itsuki
Why did David say that? Why? Why?
Saeki
Speaking of long rackets, how's mine?
Ryou
You don't have one.
Kawamura
OHH BURNNNNNNNNNN AGAINNNN
Atsushi
That was mean Ryou. Just because you have long hair doesn't mean you can poke fun at other people's appearance.
Ryou
Atsushi you just reminded me. What is UP with that headband?
Atsushi
So mean…
Saeki
I'm comfortable with my body so it doesn't matter what anyone says. After all, it's kind of a fact that I'm the best looking tennis playing high school student in Japan.
Atobe
Oh I beg to differ. I'm almost offended by your lack of modesty.
Oshitari
…so says the narcissist.
Aoi
Wait saeki's kind of right. A lot of the fan girls vote him the best looking… all the teen magazines say so too.
Atobe
I BEG your pardon. I was rated number one in the handsome and stylish category in high school tennis in Sports Illustrated.
Oshitari
That's because you bribed the editor.
Shishido
Let's face it Atobe. You look like and dress like a gay man. You have no idea what's the style of a stylish straight dude.
Atobe
Shishido.
Atobe
Your hair makes you look like a rooster.
Ootori
That's sooo mean Atobe! Shishido, I think you're the best looking of all of them!
Shishido
…thanks Ootori. though it's not that comforting coming from you….
Momo
GUYS GUYS. Vent your self esteem issues somewhere else. This video is for making fun of Ryoma as Romeo only.
Ryoma
Momo you're just jealous that I'm the prince of tennis.
Momo
WHAT?
At least I'm not short like you are ochibi.
Kawamura
BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Ryoma
… I'm still growing.
Momo
LMAOO how long have you been "still growing"? Ten years?
Kaido
At least he's not fat like you are.
Momo
WHAT? I'M NOT FAT.
Kaido
You ate sixteen burgers and twenty meat buns during lunch. You're telling me it all just disappears? Face it momo you're fat.
Momo
WHY YOU. At least I don't have ugly bulging muscles everywhere VIPER!
Kaido
WHAT? At least I HAVE muscle! You only have fat. And lots of it too.
Oishi
GUYS. Stop it. You both are good loo
king in your own right. So can we please stop with all the talk about our appearances.
Momo
… Oishi senpai, I've always wanted to know this, but why do you always have two pieces of hair sticking out of your forehead?
Eiji
HEY! Oishi's hair is a forbidden topic! At least he doesn't have a mullet that looks like it's been in a train wreck!
Oishi
Thanks for protecting me Eiji, but it's not as reassuring coming from someone who always has a bandaid on his cheek that no one knows why it's there…
Eiji
HEY! I was being defending you! At least I don't look boring like you do!
Oishi
Okay let's stop this. Can't you see this is breaking up our team?
Eiji
…yeah… I'm sorry Oishi! I'll never jeopardize our doubles pair again!
Atobe
… and you call me gay? At least I'm a singles player
Ootori
HEY!
Atobe
And not freakishly tall like you are.
Shishido
Stop insulting ootori! At least he doesn't have an ugly mole on his cheek!
Atobe
It's a tear spot. A symbol of refinement. One that won't ever grace your coarse self. Right kabaji?
Jirou
Kabaji's SOOO BIGGGG.
Saeki
Guys it's okay. No matter how you guys look, the girls will still like you. Right Aoi?
Aoi
That's right! Even though I have a weird hair cut, the girls still flock around me!
Saeki
Actually never mind.
Sengoku
No saeki's right. All the girls LOVE me. And I'm just average!
Momo
…well you do have huge muscles… and red hair... and girls like that…
Sengoku
No, it's because I'm LUCKY!
Dan
Aw Sengoku senpai is so nice desu! Cheering up other tennis players with self esteem issues desu!
Momo
WE DON'T HAVE SELF ESTEEM ISSUES!
Ryoma
You guys… mada mada dane.
Shiraishi
Mmhm, ecstasy… you guys are a long way off from being perfect like me…
Kirihara
But dude, you have a gold gauntlet encasing your arm… oh wait now I'm confused.
Shiraishi
I'm the bible of the perfect man… ecstasy…
Kirihara
…SHUT UP all that ecstasy is confusing me.
Eiji
LMAOOOOOOOOO
Fuji
It's all right guys, we don't need to prove how manly we are to the world.
Yuuta
But aniki… you're the most feminine out of us…
Momo
That's why we made Fuji Juliet after all!
Renji
No there's a 85% chance that Yukimura is more feminine than Fuji.
Inui
I have to agree with you Renji.
Sanada
I make up for Yukimura's lack of masculinity. I AM THE EMPEROR.
Marui
But don't you dance tango?
Sanada
… dancing is a gentleman's sport.
Yagyuu
No it isn't. And I should know, I'm a gentleman.
Niou
Niou stop pretending to be me.
Yagyuu
No, you.
Sanada
I'm not even going to bother…
Yukimura
Peace my children. Let the peace of God rain down on you all…
Kirihara
Mhm, I feel so serene all of a sudden…
Eiji
Me too…
Momo
Me three…
Kawamura
Me four…burning…
Shiraishi
Mhm ecstasy…
Oishi
Are you guys on drugs again? Damn you shiraishi you drug dealer
Shiraishi
It's not my fault. Blame the bible.
Tezuka
Don't let your guard down.
Inui
There's a 88% chance they're just drowsy and going to sleep.
Fuji
But it's more fun if we believe Shiraishi is a drug dealer.
Shiraishi
Mhmm…
Atobe
we'll have to settle the issue of who's the best looking tennis player some other time. Even though I already know it's me.
Ryoma
… mada mada dane.
Nanjiro Echizen
LMAOOO Ryoma your little friends are so cute. Ahh my cute and youthful son…
Ryoma
I'm untagging myself from this video. Idiot stalker dads.