Chapter Four
That's Weird

Author's Note: Finally! The next addition to the story! Sorry to all who I have kept waiting...I did not abandon you lol. Here it is :)
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Stargate. I would be married to RDA if I did.
Spoilers: Nada.

LATER THAT DAY…

"Sam, Sam, guess…what…happened," Daniel managed to say between gasping for air and running up to Sam Carter and Janet Fraiser.

"Daniel, what's wrong? Is it the goa'uld! Did somebody get hu-" Sam was cut off quickly though.

"No, well, actually yes, but it was a freak accident." He said motioning his arms in a weird way…well for Daniel at least.

"What happened?" Janet Fraiser piped in curiously.

"Well, this younger guy…hmm he must have been in his 20s, but anyways a bunch of women tackled him, and well they pretty much crushed his body inwards or a least broke everything that was capable of breaking."

"God! Why the hell would they do something like that?" a flabbergasted Sam raved.

"Dunno."

"Daniel, are the others sure he is dead? I should probably give the once over just in case…" Janet said as her sentence trailed away.

"No, Janet, I checked his pulse and all. He's dead." Daniel replied grimly.

BACK WITH JACK

The colonel had walked into the woods after he last saw Broan enter the enclosed little market place in town. Happily walking along, he felt great that he had helped somebody out. At least someone found him useful.

Back at the base camp, Jack got some MITS out for dinner, and put on some water over a fire to wash his hands with. One-by-one, tired and somber, the SGC teams returned to the base. They must not have found anything ancient today, he thought looking at Daniel. But he couldn't quite reason why Carter and Fraiser were down. Weird.

When they had settled into a circle around the fire, he decided to cause a ripple amongst the silence to ask what was wrong. Hopefully this was not Carter's mood-swing-of-the-month time, and hopefully Fraiser was just tired.

"Hey, uh Carter, what's going on?"

"Nothing sir. Why?" She answered calmly.

"Why's everyone so down then?" Jack asked.

"Oh well, there was a fatality this afternoon…"

"WHAT? AND NOBODY REPORTED THIS!" he angrily slung the words at her.

"No, no sir. Not anybody under your command! It was a villager. A freak accident happened. All of us are just very…puzzled over it." Sam sheepishly answered in return.

"Oh. Well, then sorry. What happened?"

"Well, this guy kinda got crushed…" Daniel butted in.

"Yeah, so happens all the time on less advanced planets. It's sad, but it has happened before."

"Well Jack, the guy was crushed by a pack of screaming women…" Daniel said matter-of-factly.

"Oh. That is so not normal. Even for us."