"Kakeru-sensei! Save me!" I cried running towards GaoRed in fright. If you wanna know what had happened, well I was performing experiments on a cup of ramen and somehow it turned huge and started to chase me.
"Why did you perform experiments on ramen anyway?" The vet asked watching me run around with the enlarged cup of ramen chasing after me.
"Because I can! It's a free country right?! Now save me!" Begging as I kept from getting boiling broth on me the man shrugged and tripped the monster food as it fell on to the ground and died…well lost its juice as I began torching it with a flamethrower. "Arigato, sensei! I owe you my life!" I began bowing at his feet. "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank, thank you!" I kissed his feet. "Ew, I shouldn't have done that." I began to rinse my mouth with a lot of mouthwash.
"Well then DON'T make an interview hel- I mean interview for us Super Sentai." Kakeru said with a nervous smile and beads of sweat running down his head.
Getting off the ground in anger I glare at him. "How DARE you just called MY show a living hell! That settles it! I'm gonna make one for Super Sentai!" heading towards my writing desk I began to start writing down ideas to torture my Super Sentai friends.
"I'm gonna go warn the others," GaoRed ran off to warn the other Sentai teams but he didn't get very far. And screams of terror were heard. Walking in with a bloody knife of Norman Bates from the movie Psycho.
"Thanks Norman!" giving the man a high five I gave him a thousand bucks and he went on his way. "Oh and say hello to Jigsaw for me please!" I waved.
(Let's get this started shall we?)
Happily skipping on to the stage I stood in the spotlight. "Hello everyone and welcome back!" The audience cheered loudly. "I would like to introduce my co-host today! The hot, handsome, childhood friend of Umemori Genta, 19th head of the Shiba Clan, and boyfriend of the cute Kotoha-chan," I was then burned on the spot. "AARRRGH!"
"I AM NOT DATING HER!" the voice snapped.
"Whatever, ladies and gentlemen let me introduce Shiba Takeru! Who I think should date Kotoha-chan!" Takeru hit me on the head with Rekka Daizantou causing me to be buried into the ground like in those old cartoons.
"How many times do I have to tell you? I am NOT dating Kotoha." The Lord then pulled me out of the ground.
"Whatever floats ya boat, dude." I took out my cards and happily started to prepare myself for the next item. "Oh and before I forget, every chapter I will post the name, or names, of my next vic- I mean co-hosts backwards. So you will have to guess who it is. You are more then welcome to dare the co-hosts too!"
"And you can dare Tiffa-chan." Takeru said putting away his sword. "Unless she's too chicken of course."
"I can do it! Come at me bro! I can handle whatever you through at me!" I began punching the air. "Today's gonna be a doozy! I'm doing two requests at once! One from Kaizuka-Michiko and dragon-Kid90!"
"Shall we start?" Takeru took the cards from me and started to read them.
Yuuto n Deneb
Are u two really related to Zeroliner?
Holding out a picture of their train the pair looked at each other then at the picture. Then at each other, then the picture, then at each other, then the picture, then at each other, then at the picture, then-
"GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!" shouted the audience getting impatient.
"Maybe." The two answered plainly.
Philip
What do u think of Shotaro being your partner?
Phillip stared at the question then sighed. "Shoutarou please remember that you are a great partner but there are times when I hate you," Phillip took out a list that reached to the floor. "First off, stop stalking Wakana nee-san. Second you chase after women a little too much. Maybe this is why you don't have a woman yourself. Oh and you said that you would help me with anything if I don't understand it. I really don't understand intercourse and you never told me how it works. The books I read are too, gross. The pictures are too graphic."
"Oh come on! It's not like you chase after women too, you chase after Tiffa and asked her out a day ago." Shoutarou drank some tea to calm himself down. "And intercourse is something that we can't put in your innocent mind yet. Especially homosexual sex and heterosexual sex."
"You did what now?" Ryusei pulled a chainsaw from thin air and stalked towards Phillip. Starting up the dangerous tool he swung it around for emphases.
Phillip held up his hands in defense and slowly backed up. "You two are a couple very much in love! Why would I break that love?" Phillip asked sweating like a pig before hiding behind his older sisters.
"Ryusei! Don't hurt Philly!" I whined hugging Ryusei's arm.
Ryusei glared at Phillip before turning it off and slowly putting it away. "Sissy." Ryusei was then attacked by both Saeko and Wakana in anger.
"This is should nice to watch." Murmured Hayami, asshole principal of AGHS.
"Get back to work slave!" I cracked my whip as Hayami ran off in fear.
Koutaro
What is Ryotaro to you?
My old grandpa who has bad luck and passed it on to me. 'Nuff said." Koutaro answered simply. The youth then was hit on the head by falling poop. "See what I mean?!"
"Momotaros did that though," Teddy pointed up towards the red Imagin laughing his ass off up on the rafters. "And do you want to drive you grandfather into depression?" Teddy pointed at heartbroken Ryotaro crying in a corner.
"But still he's cool!" Koutaro" said after he felt the entire Den-O cast glaring burning holes into his back. But I don't think Koutaro's out of the woods yet.
Tsukasa and Kaito
I dare u two to put on a cute dress and dance on stage
"Tiffa-chan, this is your specialty." Takeru handed me the card so I could read it. He watched me jump teen feet into the air, bump my head on the ceiling, and limp backstage.
"Run for it!"
"No need to tell me twice, Tsukasa!" the two riders made a break for the exit before I performed lockdown.
"You won't escape from me!" Thunder sounded as I laughed and dragged the two backstage.
(An hour of struggling, ripped dresses, shouting, and two black eyes later.)
"Ta-da!" Tsukasa, Kaito, and I were wearing matching hot pink lolita dresses, with cat ears, cat tail, cat paws, and high heels! However might I warn you don't look at their legs…they're hairy! One pair more so then the other. The entire Decade cast were freaked out, even Narutaki was grossed out.
"And here's the song, Bo Peep Bo Peep by the South Korean band named T-Ara. Have fun guys." Takeru turned on the music. He was also grossed out by how hairy the legs were.
The stage turned into a disco floor in a matter of seconds.
(I beg of you watch the music video, the dance is SO CUTE!)
After the dance of butt shaking, chest pumping, cuteness, and the boys falling down due to high heels the boys ran back into the changing room to get out of their ridiculous outfits. Sounds of fabric ripping were heard. "My babies!" I cried in sadness.
Takeru was helping the Fourze cast bring Ryusei to the hospital because he had fainted due to blood loss, nosebleed. "Shall we continue? And get out of that outfit Tiffa."
Urataros
I dare u to paint Momotaros to pink.
Holding his pink paintbrush like a rapier the turtle, ladies man Imagin began swinging it around. "Prepare yourself Sempai." Urataros said in a sickly sweet voice.
"Not again!" whined Momotaros running off. But woe is Momo-kun as a whole bucket of paint was dumped on to him. In a matter of seconds Momotaros couldn't move.
"What happened?" Urataros asked reading the label on the paint can. It read: 'Pink Wax. Warning: dries quickly' "Oops."
"Eh, who cares." Takeru handed me a chisel and I began to chisel art into Momotaros' pink wax form, as did some others.
"While Tiffa is busy with Momotaros I'll start reading Dragon-Kid90's requests." Takeru explained before writing on Momotaros' forehead: 'Shiba Takeru was here!'
Wakana: I dare you to cut Saeko's hair... while in her Dopant form!
"Is that even possible?" The Shiba lord asked watching as Saeko transformed into the hideous and deadly Taboo Dopant. Gingerly touching the strange looking needle like hair the young lord drew back his hand in pain. "That is sharp. You could use that as a weapon, needle hair maybe?" shrugging the badass lord ignored Saeko's glare.
The young idol sighed before heading backstage and coming out with sheers instead of scissors. "If you must know, these work better then regular scissors." Handing scissors to me I walked over to the Dopant and tried to cut her hair.
CRACK!
"Holy hell!" The scissors broke into pieces. I stared at the Dopant's hair then the scissors. "I think chainsaws could cut that hair." Quickly hiding behind Phillip in fear I stuck my tongue out at the queen of ice.
Wakana cut Saeko's hair in one snip and now…the Dopant looks like a girly boyish monster. Dropping the sheers in fright Wakana began fleeing for her life.
"Come back here!" Saeko charged after her sister shooting balls of energy while doing so.
"Next!" both Takeru and I cried while ducking from the balls of energy flying all over the studio. Luckily we had energy ball reflecting umbrella so we are safe! I wish I could say the same for the audience, the others, and Wakana-san.
Tsukasa: Which role fits better to you, "Destroyer of the Worlds" or "Just Passing Through Kamen Rider"?
"'Destroyer of the worlds sounds badass right? But to be honest I liked working with my seniors then destroying them. But it was fun fighting against them and working past my limits. I guess I like both. But I'm kind of leaning towards 'Just a passing through Kamen Rider'." Tsukasa was saying that because he was afraid about for his life. *cough cough* Me *cough cough*
"Moving on." Takeru inched away from Tsukasa and back to my side for his safety.
Gentaro: What happened to those who are trapped in the M-BUS (aka: fake Dark Nebula) like Sonoda-sensei?
Gentaro rubbed his head trying to think. "Everyone went back to their normal lives, Sonoda-sensei's switch was confiscated thanks to me and Tiffa's keeping it right now. She's planning to assassinate Sonoda-sensei though. But we're trying to convince her to keep Sonoda-sensei as a slave instead of killing her." After stating his answer he watched Tiffany fiddle around with the switch. "Can we move on now? I don't like talking about this subject."
"Sure!" I grinned tossing the switch into my private quarters before reading the next question.
Ankh: I dare you to kiss Hina... in front of Eiji, and Shingo (Hina's brother)!
"What?! That inhuman woman?! No!" Ankh downright refused so Hina had to be the man, I mean woman, and kissed Ankh. Date-san and Gotou were holding a furious Eiji and Shingo back.
"Now that wasn't so hard right?" Hina asked with a smile at a highly blushing Ankh. Ankh you should start running…like right now.
"Time to spread some rumors!" A few others and I cheered running toward the computer room.
"My dignity will be ruined!" Ankh whined dropping to his knees in desperation. Eiji and Shingo tackled Ankh hoping to beat him up. I ship EijixHina!
"Let's move on before someone end's up in a hospital." The 19th head of the Shiba Clan sighed watching chaos ensure.
Souji Tendou: Are you a Marty Stu?
"Why would I be?" Tendou asked. "No."
"Yes he is."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"YES. YOU. ARE!"
"NO. I'M. NOT!"
"WILL YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP!" Gentaro had to force us apart. Himself and Ryusei struggling to pull me away from Tendou while the 'Man who walks the path of Heaven' pfft was being dragged away by Kagami, Hiyori, and Juka.
"This is why you're series is my LEAST favorite!" I snapped.
Takeru whacked me over the head watching me faint. "I had to do something or else the bills will pile up." Dusting off his hands he read the next card.
Ryuu Terui: Why you don't like to ask questions?
"Questions are like beating around the bush. I like to get down to business and get this over with as quick as possible without any injury." The badass red motorcycle designed rider stated.
"Why don't you ask Akiko about this Dragon-Kid90?" I began snickering watching both Akiko and Ryuu turn bright red.
"D-Don't make fun of me!" Ryuu snapped but was held back by Akiko who whacked me on the head with her slipper.
"Ow! I was just saying." I whined nursing the bump on my head.
"How the hell did you two get married anyway?" Takeru asked then sighed seeing that the two won't give any answers. "Let's get this over with. I wanna go home."
"To see Kotoha-chan!" I was beaten to a mass of pulp with Rekka Daizantou once more.
Wataru: I dare you to let escape the Arms Monsters (Jiro, Riki and Ramon) from the Castle Doran and let them fight against Urataros, Ryuutaros and Kintaros... in the cemetery where your father rests in peace.
Kamen Rider Kiva turned to his father for permission, who I had just revived from the grave. "Is this okay, father?" Wataru shyly asked. Two pieces of eye candy in one place! Ohohohohoho!
"Eh, why not? Besides those three were bothering me for a while now about wanting to have payback." Otoya nodded with Maya happily hugging him.
"I'm getting lonely, Ryusei can I have a hug?" without waiting for his answer I hugged him.
Suddenly everyone was transported to a lonely graveyard. Jiro, Riki, and Ramon appeared looking around. "What happened?" asked Jiro.
"Hello guys!" Ryutaros waved jumping up and down happily. "It's good to see you again! Thanks again for letting us borrow your bodies!"
"Ack! It's those Imagins again!" Ramon shirked like a little girl pointing at the three demons or whatever they are.
"Payback bitches!" Jiro yelled getting into a fighting stance. Kintaros cracked his neck as did Riki and they both got into a sumo position. The three Arms Monsters transformed into their true form ready to fight. Take it away Mister Announcer Decade-Belt voice thing!
(Finally some voice time! On the left side of Kurenai Otoya's grave are his faithful friends the Arms Monsters! We have the shadowy Jiro, the strong Riki, and the sharp Ramon! On the right side of the grave we have those hilarious Imagins! The cunning Urataros! The thick-headed Kintaros! Lastly the childish Ryutaros!
Here are he rules! Whomever's team has the most members left standing is the winner!
NOW FIGHT YOU HEARTS OUT BOYS!)
The six creatures rushed at each other. Ryutaros fired rapidly at Ramon who countered with his own water bubble bullet thingies that shoot out his mouth. The two are evenly matched until they get close enough to cause a large enough explosion to knock them out both!
Kintaros and Riki roar and charge slamming into each other in a fierce clash hoping to get an advantage over the other. Riki then lifted Kintaros up and slammed him into the ground before slamming him into Urataros.
Before Kintaros had slammed into Urataros the two blue warriors were in a deadlock. Jiro had attempted to stab the Imagin but the rod blocked it. That's when Kintaros slammed into Urataros. "Get off of me Kin-chan! Your heavy!"
"Pile on!" Jiro commanded. Riki pounced on the two Imagins squashing them causing them to faint.
(WIIIINNNNEEERR! The Arms Monsters! YAHOOOO!)
"OKay we get the message!" All of us yell to the strange booming voied announcer.
(OKay! OKay! Sheesh, you guys always ruin my fun.)
"That's my job!" I giggled
We were then teleported back to the stage and the ones who were injured were rushed to the 'Kajin Hospital'
"Lastly a request that we show you guys the new and upcoming Kamen Rider! Introducing, Kamen Rider Wizard!" pushing a button on the remote I squealed with glee like a little schoolgirl after seeing the trailer. "The first magic using rider! So happy!"
"What the hell?! They ripped off of Kiva! We have something to do with magic right?!" Taiga snapped.
"Correction Taiga-san, supernatural." Takeru corrected the current King of Fangires.
"It's the same thing!" Taiga argured. The two began arguring back and forth.
"Okay…well we'll end this here for now folks! Remember you are more then welcome to now dare our co-hosts and ME! If you figoure out whom they are when you read the name backwards! Goodnight people!"
We all start to exit the stage with Hana and I dragging Takeru and Taiga away, the two still arguing as the Kabuto Theme song 'Next Level' plays!
So guys, what have i done wrong? What have I done right? Do I need to work on something? Tell me please I want to become a better writer!
Here are the names backwards. I'll start off easy:
otasaM niJ
and
gatS .J teeB
I might get this posted on Labor Day weekend…the Super Sentai one around the same day. Peace out!
