Wonderful Talk Show Returns!
Narrator:And here we are again with yet another episode... We REALLY don't know why you came back..
Me: Hehe~! Anyways, guys... 2 reviews! WE'RE GETTING THERE!
Skye:Yeah... I have a new obsession~ KHR, AKA Katekyo Hitman Reborn~ I love Belphegor, Gokudera, Hibari, Dino, and Basil~!
Me:Hehe~ She acts so childish when it's about anime~
Skye:N-not true! Just get on with the show already!
Alice:... Sometimes I can't tell which one's the older one, and which one's the younger one...
All:Us too...
Me:Sore de wa, Gray, the reviews please!
Gray:Uh, sure... Today's first review.. Is from an anonymous guest.
Vivaldi and ailce have to govern Elliot and nightmare lap dances in bikinis while the two boys are restrained no skips pleeease it sounds funny **
Me: Well then...
Vivaldi:We accept, though what would you like us to do anyways?
Alice:Ummm... It says we have to govern? I don't really know...
Skye:Whatisthisidon'teven WTF? I don't even know what this means!
Elliot/Nightmare:NEITHER DO WE!
Skye:Shishishi~
Me:Really Skye, really?
Skye:Gomen` I couldn't help it. Well, I guess... We should go buy you guys some bikini-
Me:Don't worry! I already have some! *pulls 2 racks of bikinis out*Pick whichever you like!
Skye:O_O' Seriously? ! You brought your bikinis with you? !
Me:Yep! A host is always prepared!
Skye:... Yet when we were doing paperwork, you had no pen...
Elliot:=_= I'm not doing this!
Nightmare:Neither am I!
Skye:*sniffle*B-but... We just wanted to see how onii-chans looked... Yet... Yet...
Elliot:N-no! I'm sorry Skye! I'll... Do it...
Nightmare:M-me too!
Skye:*wipes fake tears*R-really?
Elliot:Yeah. *whispers*It's better than what boss did yesterday anyways.
Blood:*sneezes*Who's talking about me?
Elliot:Eek! *grabs a bikini and runs to the changing room*
Nightmare:As long as you don't cry. *sighs and does the same*
Skye:Heh.
Gray:Are you sure you guys aren't related?
Skye:YES. WE ARE RELATED, WE'RE JUST NOT SISTERS!
Gray:I see... I also heard too.. -_- I don't think I can hear anymore though...
Me:Hehe! You're really becoming like me Fumi-chan!
Skye:I told you... A million times... I DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED BY MY REAL NAME!
Me:Oh, sorry... Fu~ mi~ ku-chan~
Skye:AHHH! *tackles*
All:O_o
Elliot:I-I'm done... *blushes*
Skye:O_o I... I can't see anymore... I'm... going to do more paperwork... *leaves*
Me:what's ironic, is that I get good grades, but don't choose to do work, and she has bad grades, but DOES do work.
Alice:hmm.. Very ironic indeed.
Nightmare:What's with your bikinis Kira-chan? the top is too big...
Me:Oh, here, use these. *tosses 2 melons to each of them*This should help!
Elliot:-_-l| Just... Let's just get this over with... *lap dances*
Nightmare:Yeah... *lap dances*
Me:Bahahahaha!
Skye:I-I think that's enough. Please stop so I can come out!
Elliot/Nightmare:YES! *stops and runs back to changing rooms*
Skye:*comes back out*
Black:I should've gone with you...
Skye:*sighs*Maybe you should... Have. Shishishishi~
Me:You're so cute Skye! *tackles*
Skye:GET OFF OF ME! I'll BITE YOU TO DE-
Me:Chuu~ *kisses cheek*
Skye:... *takes out a knife*Okay, we just got in a fight an hour ago. This time, I won't miss for shit! *throws a knife at me*
Me:Eeek! *hair gets cut off instead*M-my hair!
Skye:Heh. Close enough.
Me:S-Skye.. You meanie! *throws a book*
Skye:*steps to the side*Missed...
Peter:Ah, the next review is from I am a stegosaurus asdf movie.
Lmao, I didn't say Blood had to go naked, but yeah, it's good to torture him. I only have questions this time.
Did you all enjoy Zombieland? If so, what was the best bit?
Peter, see when you're in your rabbit form and you're all high pitched, has anyone ever complained how annoying it is?
Me:I'm sure we all liked every part...
Skye:I liked the part where they're at the amusement park and they fight the zombies.
All:Yeah, us too.
Skye:Peter's voice is tooooooo adorable! *squeal* It makes it hard not to hug him! *hugs*
Peter:S-Skye! Let go! If you hold me any tighter, I'll- *turns into a bunny* Turn into a bunny...
Skye:ULTRA KAWAII!
All:No, it's common, and we've gotten used to it...
Me:*shrugs*It's... Meh...
Narrator:Thus ending another episode, which is totally retarded... The end.
If you're wondering, we DO have our fights like that. She fights with anything sharp, despite having a phobia for that... And I fight with anything nearby...