Lois walked in to the bathroom and saw Peter on the toilet, she screamed and ran out.
"Peter, are you ok" Lois questioned, placing her head on the door.
"No, stay away from me" yelled Peter.
"Peter get out of the damn bathroom" demanded Lois, pounding on the door.
"No, I'm feeling almost as bad as Obi-Wan Kenobi does when he goes to a club" Peter screamed back.
The scene cuts to older Obi-Wan drinking a beverage when General Grievous, who was a robot with four arms, walks towards him. Grievous had one girl in each arm.
"Yo Kenobi, what is the shizzle" Grievous stammered.
"Hey Grievous" Kenobi murmured to him, not wanting to be bothered.
"You want one of these bitches, I got three more" Grievous offered. "You're a Jedi; you must know how to please women.
"In my experience there is no such thing as f*ck" responded Obi-Wan, walking away.
The scene cuts back to Lois waiting outside of the bathroom.
The door swung open and Peter ran downstairs.
"Peter, I know that not being wasted all of the time is taking a toll on you" Lois admitted. "But, you need to find another hobby other than drinking"
Lois followed him down the stairs.
"What is that on your arm" Lois asked, grabbing it away from him.
She saw a gash which ran across his wrist.
"Oh my god Peter, are you trying to kill yourself" she shrieked in horror.
'I told you I couldn't go without beer for too long" answered Peter.
"Don't you think that's a little drastic" she yelled.
"Calm down, I was only kidding" Peter revealed. "Honestly, I wanted some ice cream and I couldn't find scissors to open the plastic so I grabbed a knife and it cut through the plastic right to my arm"
Lois shot him a look of anger, which sent Peter laughing uncontrollably.
"I got you good Lois" he laughed.
Lois looked at him, and then walked away without saying a word.
Peter got up and answered the door after hearing a series of knocks.
"Hey Peter" greeted Joe.
"Hey Joe, I'm sorry about getting you fired. I really let you down, didn't I" Peter asked.
"It's my fault too, I know that I shouldn't have been drinking but I did it anyway" Joe sorrowfully said. "But I would still like to see that YouTube video of us beating each other up.
"Yeah, you know what I didn't get to have a good look at it either" giggled Peter, running upstairs to get his laptop.
He came back down with it and began typing.
"Is this it" Joe asked.
"Yup" answered Peter, tilting his laptop screen back.
The two watched the video, laughing the whole way through, to the point where they both were in tears.
"That had to be one of the funniest things that I have ever seen" Peter roared.
"Hey Peter, what's that video on the bottom" Joe pointed out.
Peter scrolled to the bottom of the screen and clicked on the related video. Two guys who were lighting flames to their butts and then farting came up, which made Peter and Joe laugh harder than they had before.
"Hey Peter, do you see how many subscriptions they have" said Joe. "Over one hundred thousand and it looks like YouTube is paying them for making videos"
Joe turned to Peter and gave him a nod.
"I'm thinking exactly what you're thinking" Peter smirked. "We should jump in a pile of leaves"
Joe shook his head.
"Fart until our asses hurt"
Again, Joe shook his head.
"Something to do with money….and videos" thought Peter.
Joe waved his hand towards himself.
"Make videos on YouTube that are popular enough to make money" Peter realized.
"I bet we can become more popular than Jesus was on the cross" Joe stated.
The scene cuts away to Jesus, with closed eyes, hanging on the cross.
His cell phone begins to ring to the tune of "Lollipop" by lil Wayne.
"Damn it" Jesus yelled, pulling the nails off of his hands so that he could answer his text.
"Brb my apostle John, gtg and die for your sins" Jesus read aloud. "Cya when I resurrect next Sunday"
Jesus sighed and put his cell away.
The scene cuts to Stewie, in Brian's body coming home.
"Hey buddy, you were out all day, anything interesting go on" Peter asked as Stewie walked past him.
"Yup, I did some grown up stuff today, I was drunk for my first time which is pretty cool" Stewie replied. "And I got it in with my girlfriend"
"That's great buddy" Peter responded.
Stewie walked away, looking to see if Brian broke under the pressure of being an infant.
"Brian, Brian" called Stewie.
Stewie walked up the stairs, to Peter's bedroom to find Lois breast feeding Brian.
"Ah, what the hell" Stewie screamed.
"Brian get out of here, I'm busy with Stewie" she cried.
"But I'm Stewie" Stewie whispered.
"These are defiantly the perks of getting to be you buddy" expressed Brian.
Stewie waited in his room for Brian to come running in. Brian pranced in and smiled at Stewie.
"You still think that your life is harder" chuckled Brian, who snuggled comfortably in Stewie's bed.
"Absolutely" Stewie argued, but was truly lying to himself.
"Well, my next novel is due this Tuesday" announced Brian. "Don't hurt yourself writing it"
Stewie ran out of Brian's room and sat in the kitchen with his laptop.
"How the hell do you turn this thing on" shouted Stewie, looking for the power button. "God, I'm more behind the times than a senior citizen who has just gotten a Facebook"
The scene cuts away to an elderly man in a nursing home, sitting at a computer desk. He typed in "Just was visited by family, I'm glad that they're well" as his status. He immediately received a comment on his post that read "Glad that they're well, they put you in this hellhole you old coot".
"Up yours Margret" he shouted to another elderly person to the right of him.
The scene cuts back to Stewie typing up his story on the computer. It took him a while to think of a story.
"Crap, what hasn't been written about" complained Stewie. "How about a mad scientist who transforms himself into a mutated walking catfish so he can kill all of those who've wronged him".
"Nope, they've made a movie about that already" said Brian, who had suddenly appeared behind Stewie's chair.
"What, are you serious, that's the most ridiculous premise that I've ever heard of" Stewie exclaimed.
"Well complain to the creators of Zaat" Brian responded. "Anyway, I'm off to bed"
"Oh ha ha ha, we'll see who gets the last laugh Brian, we'll see" mumbled Stewie who was still hard aat work on his writing piece.