This be chapter 4. Hopefully sooner or later you lazy bums will send a review or 2 my way. XD
Rated: M for Mansex.
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'Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit. What have I done!?' The brunette wandered over to the cafe inside Balamb Hotel where he was to meet Rinoa at. He sat down in the corner and didn't even realize it when Rinoa and some guy sat next to him. She placed her hand on his shoulder, which scared the crap out of him.
"Squall. Sweetie, whats wrong?" Squall looked up at her as though he had just seen a ghost.
"Um... we will talk about it later. So, what did you need me for?" He said, trying to get his focus back.
Rinoa looked at him with doubt in her eyes, but started to tell him her news. "Squall... You remember Watts right?" She looked over to her side and placed her hand on his. Squall looked carefully at him, and saw that it was him, with much longer hair and skinnier. "Well... We are getting married!" Squall looked taken aback and smiled, although this smile was no where near as genuine as the one in the car.
"That is good Rinoa, although I did always imagine that you'd get with Zone, no offense Watts."
"None taken. Even I thought that." Watts said, taking a hold of Rinoa's hand.
"No one knows where the hell he went. He's been missing for a good 2 years now." Rinoa said sighing. "But now, I am with Watts, and I really do love him."
"I'm glad for you Rinoa. And Congradulations Watts. You take care of her o.k.?"
"Yes sir... I mean, of course Squall." He looked at both of them and said "Well it seems that you two need to talk about something, so I will 'nonchalantly' go over there and get us something to drink." And he got up and went over to the bar.
Rinoa watched Watts walk off to the counter, and when she was sure he was out of hearing range, she turned to Squall. "O.k. spill. Whats wrong?"
Squall tapped his fingers on the table. Oh how he didn't want to tell her what he did. Telling her would only make the situation real, and he wished it would just go away. He took a deep breath and in the lowest whisper he could manage, "I...I...I kissed....Irvine."
She wasn't sure if she heard him correctly, until she saw the huge blush appear on his face. Everyone and their grandmother knew that the Ice Queen does NOT blush... for ANYTHING. He just doesn't have the ability. So for something to bend the laws of space and time to make a red tint appear across his face, it has to be big. "Oh my God Squall! How did he react?"
"I don't know..."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOU DON'T KNOW'!?" She yelled so that half the restaurant could hear her.
"I mean just that. I hauled ass out of the car before he could say anything."
"So wait, he is here in Balamb? Right now?"
"Yeah. He had some errands to do, and he offered me a ride up here. He dropped me off about a block away... Well more like stopped the car, did some stupid stuff that provoked me and my libido, I kissed him, and before he could say 'what the hell?' I got out of there."
"Oh Squall... That is so sweet!"
"Yeah I know I'm.... wait. Did you just say sweet? I probably just lost one of my best friends because of this! How is that sweet?"
"Because you finally got him to know how you feel!"
"Oh yes wonderful. Now whenever I see him it's gonna be that awkward 'Oh hey. its the guy that likes me. Don't touch him, or he'll get ideas.' situation."
"Squall, you worry too much, you know that? It'll be fine. Trust me, o.k.?"
He sighed and nodded meekly, just to make her happy.
"Oh, by the way Squall, I was wondering something. And this is probably going to sound really stupid... but, would you be my maid of honour? I know it is a position for a girl, but, I don't have any close female friends and you are my best friend after all. Pleeeeeease?"
"Rinoa, you don't have to beg. I can't quite say I am thrilled that I have to play a girl for a day, but it is your wedding. I'll be glad to do this for you."
"Oh that's wonderful! Don't worry, you don't have to wear a dress or anything, but you will need to match. I already have a tux rented for you, and I'll have it dropped off the night before."
"What? How where you so certain I'd say yes?" Squall said, raising an eyebrow.
"I wasn't. But if you weren't gonna do it, then I wouldn't have a best maid."
"Ha. I'm not that irreplaceable."
"You are to me. Even though we ended our other relationship, doesn't mean I don't still love you. It's just a different kind of love."
"Thanks Rinoa." Squall looked over to the counter where Watts was still paying for their drinks. "Well I should go." He pulled out his wallet and left Rinoa some money to pay for his drink. "Tell Watts sorry I left before he got back, and once again, congratulations."
"O.k. Oh and by the way, the wedding is in 2 weeks, so that will give you time to get a date. And by a date I mean a certain cowboy."
Squall rolled his eyes and walked out into the street.
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Fabulousness I know. ha anyway REVIEW DAMMIT! (fist of anger) I have cookies! and mountain dew!
BTW: I swear to God that I got this idea waaaaaaaay before that Maid of Honor movie came out. They might have gotten it publicized first, but it was my idea!!! lol
