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World History for those who failed it the first time
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"It wasn't my fault I failed the first time!" Sonic whined. "History is hard! My grades just plummeted!"
"It looks like you..." said Jet the Hawk, who was sitting across the room. He put on a pair of sunglasses. "...went down in history."
Sonic threw a pencil a him. "Shut up! You failed too!"
"I failed in style." Jet accepted the pencil and went to work on some unfinished homework.
Across from them, a kid from last year, Moonlight, a dark blue hedgefox, sat carving old runes into his desk. Sonic looked at the runes. "What are those?"
"I'm opening a portal." Moonlight said.
"Cool! To where?"
"Anywhere but here." Moonlight carved the last rune. "Ok, now... Latrop diputs uoy, nepo!" He chanted.
The runes glowed red and sucked both him and Sonic out of the classroom and into some unknown universe.
"Oh, come on!" Jet groaned. "Take me too!"
It was too late. They were gone. The rest of the class was left behind to suffer.
The door to the classroom opened and Robotnik walked in, a smug look on his face.
"I have heard that a few seniors have been plotting a rather...devilish prank this year. Would you all happen to know what this might be?"
Everyone shut up and avoided eye contact with him. Robotnik frowned. "I know someone in here knows something. Now, speak up before you end up with detention for a month."
That was when a portal opened above his head, dumping Sonic and Moonlight onto him. The two students scrambled up, holding those wierd hats pharohs wear and crowns and various daggers and swords.
"That was awesome!" Sonic grinned.
"What the heck did you do?" Jet demanded.
"We rewrote history to our liking! See for yourself!" Moonlight put a crown on.
Jet opened the history textbook and began to read. "In 1824, Sonic the Hedgehog and Moonlight the Hedgefox became rulers of China and renamed it, 'The Place of Many Things and Stuff'. They then invaded numerous other countries and proceeded to claim them as their own..." Jet trailed off and facepalmed. "So at least you get the basic concept of history now?"
"Well, yeah. We wrote it." Moonlight shrugged.
Robotnik struggled up from the floor and glared at Sonic. "You horrid little hedgehog! How could you rewrite history like that? You disgrace it!"
"Moonlight did it first." Sonic said.
"Detention for a month!" Robotnik declared as he turned on his heel and walked quickly out of the room.
"Aw, come on!" Sonic grumbled.
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LUNCH
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"I can't...get my...locker open!" Shadow growled, pulling on the locker's handle so hard it bent slightly.
"Hold on, I'll get the security guard." Silver ran off, leaving Shadow to curse the defective locker.
Silver returned momentarily with a rather large and furry purple and white cat. The nametag read, 'Big'.
"My locker's stuck..." Shadow grumbled.
"I see..." Big said thoughtfully. He pulled on the locker's handle, but alas, no avail. "I'll be right back."
He left Silver and Shadow as they stood awkwardly in the hall next to the slightly bent locker, returning a few minutes later with a large crowbar.
"Um...is that really nessassary?" Silver asked.
"Yup." Bug replied as he wedged the crowbar into the locker's frame. With the straining and creaking of metal and the expense of the locker's frame, the door popped open.
"I think you're gonna need a new locker." Big scratched his head. "Follow me..."
Shadow gathered his things, he and Silver following the cat. Big stopped at a locker at the end of the row and said, "Here you are!" He handed Shadow a piece of paper. "That's the combination!"
"Thanks..." Shadow sighed as he lumbered off. He set to work on the new combo.
"Man, that other locker sucked." Silver said. "I'm gonna call it Davy Jones' Locker."
Shadow imputted the new combination, but the locker refused to open. He stood there for a few seconds, glaring angerly at it, before finally saying, "I hate this thing. I give up."
"Hmmm...maybe we can use this dud locker in our senior prank?" Silver thought as Shadow walked away.
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I'm very sorry for the lack of updates recently with everything I've written so far...I've got a lot on my mind at the moment.
Please let me know what you think of this story so far!
Hasta la Vista, Readers!
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