Disclaimer: I think we all understand by now I don't own SSB. If I did, I wouldn't make fic writers write this over and over again. -_-

Shulk cleared his breath: "Um, so should I go next?"

"Yeah, whatever man." Sonic said, clearly disappointed in Pit's story.

"Ok, so there was once this arrogant and annoying boy, let's call him "Dark Clone" and his annoying pet, who we'll call him "Edgy" So Dark Clone and Edgy went on a camping trip when-"

"I demand that he renames his characters!" Sonic interjected.

"Why should I do that?"

"I think we can all tell who 'Dark Clone' and 'Edgy' are supposed to be" Sonic said Edgily.

Shulk's eyes flashed "Whatever, I didn't want to tell a story anyway." Shulk sat back.

Pitoo stood up with a devious grin on his face "Ok, me and Sonic are going to tell our story together!"

Pit sat in his chair, preparing himself for the scariest time of his life.

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Sonic stepped up to the fire as Pitoo cleared his throat.

"There was once a young boy, and he loved his mother very much. But one day he got lost in the forest

"The little boy started crying because he would never see his mom again. He cried and cried until he couldn't cry anymore. And then he sobbed until the sun was well set. Seeing that his mom never found him somehow brought more tears to his eyes. He quite literally cried himself to death.

"This death happened right here, his body buried years ago by a freelance gravedigger. Every full moon his ghost rises to try to scare a boy into crying to death, hoping to get another friend."

Shulk's eyes flashed "Close your eyes now!" He whispered with an urgency. Pit unquestioningly did so, a shrill high pitched screech filling the air. When he opened his eyes he saw a scary bear mask, and a certain annoying hedgehog behind it.

"Nice try, but that wasn't scary at all" Pit said triumphant

Sonic and Pitoo were too stunned to respond, as they didn't see Pit close his eyes

"And look, on the horizon!" Shulk exclaimed.

And indeed the sun was climbing upwards, it's crown fully visible.

"N-No! You weren't supposed to win" Pitoo stuttered, still recoiling from surprise.

"That's right, I won, and a deal's a deal!" Pit was flexing his biceps and let himself bask in the glory.

Roy poked his head out "What the heck are you still doing up?"

Shulk and Pit laughed like they do whenever a cheap sitcom was about to end. Pit finally will be able to hang out with them. But…

"Look, um, this is great and all but, I don't really wanna camp with you guys…"

"Come again mate," Shulk gave Pit a look of amazement.

"It seemed fun from out there, but it just seems to be boring. So, see you!" Before another thing could be said, Pit dashed off to the tourney to be held today. And just like that, this fic closed.

A.N. And that was the fic. Crappy ending, I know, but it needed to close somehow. I'm trying to figure out what my next fic will be. I'll (probably) hold a poll to decide. also FM

Thats a pretty good story. Keep it up

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