Dancing Fools
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos.
Chapter 4: Ramba Rumble and Samba Scrap
The author was talking on his cell phone,
What do you mean I'm ripping you off? Hey, if it wasn't for you guys, I wouldn't have a show to rip off! You wanna sue me, come and get it! You'll have to sue me and the Justice League!
He looked up, noticing the camera,
I'll have to call you back.
He hung up,
Welcome back to Dancing Fools. Let's take a look at the score board.
Booster looked around,
"I don't see a score board."
He got hit with a bean bag,
"OW! Look at the pretty stars!"
He then fell unconscious.
Farrah lowered the bean bag gun, explaining,
"Our current scores are as follows; Wonder Woman and Batman lead with 22 out of a possible 30 points, Guy Gardner and Ice have 21 points, and Black Canary and Green Arrow also have 21 points."
Black Canary said off camera,
"All because of that stupid idiot Lex!"
Farrah snapped,
"Shut up, Canary!"
Farrah fired off bean bag rounds. Canary cried out,
"OW! Stop it; that hurts!"
The author rolled his eyes,
For our next couple, these two have definitely had a history. I mean, with their antics in the Watchtower, one often has to wonder if there is something between them their not willing to admit.
Hawkgirl shouted off camera,
"What are you doing to my man, Vixen?"
Vixen snickered off camera,
"Probably the same thing you're doing to Flash right now!"
Let me introduce to you Vixen and John Stewart, who will perform the Samba!
John entered dressed in stylish shirt and pants. Vixen was in a sexy flowery dress. As the two began the Samba, Vixen almost danced with uncanny fluidity and grace. Everyone in the audience, including the judges, was into it. As the dance finishes, Hawkgirl tackled Vixen, a cat-fight erupting)
Hawkgirl shouted,
"Bitch! You used your powers!"
Vixen screamed,
"Persiana13 did not say we couldn't use our powers!"
She's right, Shayera. I never said powers were off limits here.
Lex checked the rule book,
"Yes, you did. It's right-"
Lex got hit in the head with a mallet and fell unconscious.
As I was saying, you can use your powers. Now, let's go to the judges!
Lex was delirious,
"Ten…Ten…"
Joker:…TEN!
Miss Marvel nodded,
"Ten for me too!"
Farrah: That's a total of thirty points! John and Vixen are in the lead!
Hawkgirl looked up from her catfight,
"WHAT?"
That's gonna be a tough act to follow, Shayera. Luckily, you and the Flash are up next with the Ramba!
Booster said,
"Fifty bucks says Flash gets a perfect score, and the chicks fight again."
Vixen and Hawkgirl glared,
"We heard that!"
Hey, if you're gonna make bets on the contestants, at least give me a piece of the action. I'll take nothing less than forty percent!
Booster was stunned,
"That's outrageous!"
Price of doing business, pal.
The author pulled out a rubber hose and sprayed Booster with it.
Now, shut up and let's get this show on the road!
As Flash and Shayera did the Ramba, Shayera uses her wings in the dance. Flash did a break dance in the middle with his speed, which ended up igniting Hawkgirl's wings.
Hawkgirl screamed,
"Put it out! Put it out! Wally, you're gonna die for this!"
The author rolled his eyes,
I work with idiots.
The insane author pulled out a large hose and shot water at Shayera. Hawkgirl went sailing through studio wall, into the supply room. A barrel of molasses and several yellow feather boxes broke.
Farrah snickered,
"I bet Shayera gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'hot wings'!"
The audience burst into laughter.
Booster asked,
"Hey, do I smell barbecue chicken?"
Joker cackled,
"No, it's rotisserie!"
The audience laughed louder.
Hawkgirl stormed back onto stage,
"YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, PERSIANA13!"
She then realized she was covered in yellow feathers and molasses,
"What is this?"
If you're lucky, it could be your new gig at KFC. I heard they need a new spokesperson.
Booster cat called,
"I even thought of a great new slogan; Our wings are so much hotter than yours."
Hawkgirl roared,
"DIE!"
She lunged at Booster and a fight broke out.
Diablos rolled his eyes,
"Booster, learn to keep your mouth shut."
Lex laughed,
"That is too funny. Ten!"
Joker cackled manically,
"I can't take it anymore! Ten!"
Miss Marvel held her sides,
"Ten! Just make it stop, it hurts!"
Farrah said,
"With a total of thirty points, Flash and Shayera are now tied with John Stewart and Vixen for first place."
Vixen, off camera, screamed,
"What? I'm tied with her!"
That's life. When we return, hopefully Booster is still alive, and Crimson Fox and Metamorpho do the Charleston! Now, where did I keep that knock out gas?
Next Chapter:
More of the same!