Few minutes later…
Eddy: How big is this ocean?!
Ed: Water, water everywhere. Not a drop to drink. Found one. (drinks it and swallows) Hmm, that's a little… (dries up) Salty.
Eddy: How goes the satellite, geniuses?
Double D: Well, the good news is that it still works. But the bad news is it would fix the damage for what we have done.
Eddy: So the world is broken and there's no way we can fix it?!
Double D and Izzy: Yes.
Eddy: So what you're saying is we're stranded now?!
Izzy: Unless there's someone who can help us, we're going to be here for a while.
Eddy: God help us.
Tai: Guys, look!
Ed: Is it baby sister?
Tai: No, it's a bird.
They saw a bird in the sky.
Tai: Where there's birds, there's land, right?
Eddy: Hey, buddy! Come here!
The bird was flying off.
Tai: No, wait, wait come back. Come back!
That bird was a red parrot as it went to a fat kid from South Park.
Iago: It's a great bounty, Cartman, sir. Full passengers on board for the taking and a satellite dish to watch tv.
Captain Eric Cartman: At last, a Satellite dish for my tv is here. I've always wanted one, so I can watch TV without any disruptions. So, what do those passengers look like?
Iago: Three boys and three digidestined kids who are characters from Digimon Season 1 and 2.
Captain Eric Cartman: The Seven Kids are here without the Child of Light! Pathetic. Prepare to board their ship.
The pirates laughed which the heroes heard noises on a ship from the fog. Back with the heroes…
Tai: Wait. Am I hallucinating or that ship coming straight towards us?
Ed: There's humans on board.
Eddy: Woohoo! We're being rescued! We're being rescued!
Tai: I don't know. I hear laughter.
TK: Must be a party cruise.
Suddenly, an anchor grabs the ship with our heroes on it. Soon, more anchors grabs the ship and pulls it to the other side of ship, revealing pirates of Robot Chicken and South Park Kids wearing pirate gear.
The Nerd: Hey, they look neat.
Alien: I got the no-neck one.
Alien 2: And I got the one who like the Fan-Cy Par-Ty type.
Stan: Get ready to slice and dice, boys.
Kyle: Knock it off, boys. Wait for captain's orders.
Captain Eric Cartman: Ahoy down there! How lucky are you? You know, this ocean are infested with pirates from Adult Swim and Comedy Central. Right, boys?
Pirates: Arrghh.
Captain Eric Cartman: Glad we found you before they did. Captain Eric Cartman, here to help.
Eddy: That's a weird fat chubby pirate.
Captain Eric Cartman: Hey. I'm not fat! I'm big boned.
Tai: Look, we mean no harm. We were just looking for the continent.
Captain Eric Cartman: The continent. That pile of rubble you called home? (he and the pirates laughed)
Tai: Our friends are there. So if you could just…
Captain Eric Cartman: Oh, your friends? That is so sweet. I hope you said goodbye 'cause there's no going back.
The Nerd: There is one person that can help. He's the stranger and he lives on island that can lead them back. It's just a rumor right. (Slapped by Cartman)
Captain Eric Cartman: It's not a rumor. It's real, you nerd.
Eddy: Hey, maybe he can help us with this drift and get us home.
Captain Eric Cartman: There is no going back! There is only here and your ship and that satellite dish belongs to me. Battle stations!
The crew got the cannons ready.
Captain Eric Cartman: Fly the colors!
The pirate rolled up the extra gruesome flag.
Eddy: Pirates!
Captain Eric Cartman: Now, surrender your ship or face and respect my Authority.
Eddy: Or face your fury what?
Captain Eric Cartman: Not fury. Authority! Fire!
They fired a cannonball and missed the boat.
Stan: Hit the kid, win a prize! (throws daggers at Ed but missed)
Eddy: We got to get this ship out of here! Drop those anchors!
The heroes tried to drop the anchors but it was too heavy for them to carry it.
Captain Eric Cartman: Fire the starboard cannon, Cuss Pudding!
Cuss Pudding: (loads up the cannons) I! Love! This! Job! Bam!
Captain Eric Cartman: Fetch me that satellite dish. (To Tai) Lights out, digi-kid.
Stan, Kyle and Kenny knocked out our heroes as they hang their boat on top of the main mast. Few minutes later, they woke up and were tied up in the pirate ship.
Alien: Welcome to the Fan-Cy Par-Ty, kid!
The Nerd was throwing food at Eddy and TK, but stan took the food away.
The Nerd: My bounty. Has anyone seen it?
Skeletor (Robot Chicken) Sure. It's right behind you. (Laughs)
The Nerd: Where's my bounty? I can't see it.
Skeletor (Robot Chicken): (laughs)
The South Park kids were watching Sketchez on their tv.
Stan: This satellite dish is the best thing we ever had.
Kyle: Yeah.
Kenny: You said it.
Captain Eric Cartman: Morning, sunshine. Allow me to extend you a hand of friendship.
Tai: That's a fake hook.
Captain Eric Cartman: Oh. Nothing gets by you, doesn't it?
Tai: What do you want with us?
Captain Eric Cartman: I bet you are feeling lost, scared, confused.
Tai: Not really.
Captain Eric Cartman: Well, allow me to explain. Help me out, boys.
The Nerd: Captain's gonna sing a shanty, which is pirate talk for song.
Captain Eric Cartman: (singing) Here you are on a boat, your adrift, your afloat, one might even say you're stuck, well I don't want to gloat out I would like to note that you're in luck, you've been saved by the kid that ruled these waters. So forget about your friends and daughters. First mate, introduce me to them, pleaseeee.
Kyle: Aye aye, Captain Eric. (singing) He's the big and scary.
Pirate: (singing) Elegant and hairy.
Kyle and Stan: (singing) Feared inspiring years till' retiring
Kyle: (singing) Looting stealing
The Nerd: (singing) Banana peeling!
Pirates: (singing) Undisputed master of the seas!
Eddy and TK: Oh jeez.
Captain Eric Cartman: That's me!
Pirates: Tis' he!
Captain Eric Cartman: That's me!
Pirates: Tis' he!
Captain Eric Cartman: That's me!
Pirates: Tis he!
Captain Eric Cartman: Okay. Okay. (singing) I'm a short pirate pioneer and these are my brave buccaneers. All of whom were once lost souls like you.
Pirates: It's true!
Skeletor (Robot Chicken): He rescued us!
Stan: And saved our butts!
Kyle: And for that we owe our lives to Eric and assuming he doesn't kill you.
Pirates: (singing) You will owe him too!
Captain Eric Cartman: Kill them? Me? No, no. Well, at least this weird useful kid and his short american friend.
Tai: Hey, hands off.
Captain Eric Cartman: Anyway, (singing) Here we are on a ship. Moving at quite a clip through the ever shifting ice.
Kyle: Come along on a trip.
The Nerd: That's a hint.
Skeletor (Robot Chicken): That's a tip.
Iago: That's good advice.
Pirates: (singing) In a world that's going under. To survive you must learn to plunder.
Captain Eric Cartman: (singing) Luckily that's my field of expertise.
Kyle: He's the best!
Pirates: (singing) He's a robbing thieving!
Double D and Izzy: We really should be leaving.
Cuss Pudding: (singing) Weapon throwing!
Ed and Tai: We got to get going.
Stan: (singing) Kid slaying!
Eddy and TK: Wish we could be staying.
Pirates: (singing) Undisputed, uncontested, human suited.
Captain Eric Cartman: (singing) Yeah you guessed it!
Captain Eric Cartman and the Pirates: (singing) Master of the seas!
Eddy and Tai: Oh please.
Captain Eric Cartman: That's me!
Pirates: Tis' he!
Captain Eric Cartman: That's me!
Pirates: Tis' he!
Captain Eric Cartman: It's who?
Pirates: It's you!
Captain Eric Cartman: Just testing. I knew. (singing) It's meeeeeeee!
The Nerd: Good shanty, sir.
Eddy: If you want us to join with you pirates, then will pass. We're playing Robot Rebel Ranch when that satellite dish brought seven kids here and broke the world in a drift style of Ice Age. So, the answer to join you guys is no.
Captain Eric Cartman: Fine. Prepare the plank!
Pirates: Arrghh!
Pirate: Prepare the plank!
Pirate 2: Prepare the plank!
The Nerd: Preparing the plank!
Tai: Nice job, Eddy.
Eddy: Whoops.
Captain Eric Cartman: Make the short tempered kid and the green hat boy go first.
Eddy: I'm too young and handsome to die.
The Pirates put the two kids on the plank.
TK: Too bad my brother's not here or he would've come and rescued us.
Eddy: I can't believe I have such a big mouth.
Double D: Does anyone have something sharp?
The Nerd: Hey, check me out playing with this cool sword I found at sea.
Captain Eric Cartman: Oh, the net has grabbed more treasure for my ship. That's even better! You two, better walk that plank or you're going to die either way.
The Nerd was playing with the sword but his clumsy hands let go and the sword cuts the rope for Tai and Ed to escape.
Captain Eric Cartman: You idiot! Get them!
Ed: Run away!
The two climb up the main mast for their boat.
Stan: He's climbing to your mast!
Captain Eric Cartman: They're trying to get the satellite dish! Get them before they get it!
Eddy: Hello. (Hits Cartman with the plank) Piracy doesn't pay for fat kids. Now to untie the others and get our ship back.
They untie Double D and Izzy as they push the mast down.
Eddy: Push!
They push the mast as it breaks the pirate ship.
Captain Eric Cartman: My ship!
The Nerd: Does anyone have any floaties?
Captain Eric Cartman: My bounty!
Eddy: The van!
The heroes got back on their boat as the pirate ship went down to the ocean.
The Nerd: Help! I can't swim.
Captain Eric Cartman: You're a nerd, nerd! (To the Pirates) That blue boy and that short tempered boy have ruin my ship.
Kyle: But what do we do, sir?
Captain Eric Cartman: Simple, first mate jew. We go back to the hideout for our revenge plan on the Eds and the digi kids. They took my satellite dish, i'll get my revenge on those two. Start rowing, you dirty dogs! Back to shore.
Back with the heroes…
Eddy: That nerd was stupid in Robot Chicken but at least we got our van back from those pirates. The last time Cartman wanted to be a pirate was at the Somali pirates' place.
Double D: But he said something about a guy named The Stranger. Who is the Stranger?
Eddy: Beats me. But we can find his island and talk to him to see what's going on with our world. And get these kids out of here. Ed, start pushing the boat. And everyone get comfy while we set sail. It's going to be a long ride to get there.
Back at the continent, at night, everybody from Peach Creek were resting while Kevin, Rolf and Johnny were spying on the four digi kids that are making a campfire.
Kevin: So, who are these new dorks? I never seen them before.
Rolf: Rolf has seen many people back at my land, but never have I seen them at my land.
Johnny: Plank says 'These kids are from Japan.'
Peach Creek Kid: Hey, do you guys mind? We're making a campfire so we can beat the others before they started it. (See his friend making a Sid figure on a rock) What are you doing?
Peach Creek Kid 2: I'm making art. (Finished his drawing) There. I made a skinny Sid.
Peach Creek Kid: Wasn't his belly round a bit. But now he's not fat.
The Peach Creek Kid draw a circle in the drawing's belly.
Peach Creek Kid 2: (sarcastic) Ha. Ha. I can hardly laugh. (Tries to fill the circle drawing and makes a spark on the wood) I'm a genius! For now on, you have to call me Drew, Lord of the Flames.
Kevin: Hey, Lord of the Flames, your head's on fire.
Drew: That's right. I am on fire.
Kevin: No, really. There's fire on your head.
Drew: (sees his head) Oh. I see. Well, now I'll be running and screaming in pain right about now.
Drew was running and screaming to the digi kids' campsite and see a bucket of water as he put it in his head.
Drew: Ahh. (Sees the digi kids) Whoops. Sorry for disturbing your campsite. I'll just be on my way. Back to my camp.
He run back to the other camp.
Peach Creek Kid: Any luck, Drew.
Drew: No, Chris. I think they're good people. In fact I have a story of the bomb incident at 1995 of three kids and five emotions.
Kevin: This should be good.
Drew: So their they are. Outside at Highton View Terrace. It was the great fight you have ever seen. It was Greymon vs Parrotmon.
The flashback scene was Greymon and Parrotmon battling in Highton View Terrace.
Drew: (off screen) It was the epic battle in digimon history until…
Greymon: (flashback) Pepper Flame!
The Pepper Flame was enough to get rid of both Parrotmon and Greymon himself. The flashback ended as the scene was back at the other camp in the Peach Creek Containment.
Drew: They disappeared. The next morning, the city was in shambles after the epic digimon fight. It was the greatest night that changed eight kids' life. For those who saw it, have become the Digidestined.
Kevin: That's just a myth.
Drew: Oh, really. Then how did our world is breaking apart when the Digidestined arrived.
Rolf: Those kids were this Digidestined?
Drew: (shocked) I didn't knew that. Did you, Chris?
Chris: I didn't knew.
Drew: Then I agreed. I agreed. I cussing agreed! Those other three kids with the eds are friends with the star warrior and we didn't know.
Kevin: So what are you goes to do.
Drew: Well, tomorrow we bring them to the teen cave. Or i'll just tell that they are…
Chris: Wait. They don't have their Digimon here, dude.
Drew: So?
Chris: So, what i'm saying is you can't tell them that they are the Digidestined. They'll know that they are the Digidestined once they get their digimon. Now don't tell them or else.
Drew: Or what?
Chris: Or else you're going to upset the wall.
Drew: What wall? (Hears and sees the wall moving) That wall isn't a god.
Chris: Just go to bed.
Drew: Alright. Alright.
As they go to bed, the next morning, back with our heroes as they were in a fog.
Tai: This is hopeless. We are stranded on this boat in the middle of the ocean. Now we'll never find our way back to reach the others.
Eddy: Look on the bright side. Captain Cartman and his petting zoo are history. And if there's a will, there's a way and a scam.
Tai: How is a scam going to help us get home?
Eddy: I don't know. Better check on Ed (to Ed) Hey, Ed! Any luck finding an island?
Ed: (using the telescope the wrong way) I can see something on the ocean.
Eddy: Wrong side!
Ed: Oh. (turns the telescope the right way) I see land! Straight ahead!
Eddy: Land ho, boys! Start rowing!
They rowed to shore as Ed sees a plant with food.
Ed: Food!
Eddy: What?
Ed: Oh food. I missed you so much. Look at me. I'm wasted away.
Unfortunately, when he ate them, they weren't food. They were actually bees and Ed let them out of his mouth.
Tai: Okay, snack time's over. We gotta fix the boat before it gets… (sky turns dark) dark.
Eddy: How is that from Kitty0706? I thought that youtuber died?!