Ranko Takes Over
"THOUGHTS"
Chapter Four
A few days later, Nabiki was sitting at her desk contemplating the events of the day and how she could make money off of Ranko's situation.
"Where does this Ranko girl live and how can I get pictures of her to sell to all the perverted boys in my school?"
Nabiki had searched through all the records of Japan and hadn't found a Ranma Saotome anywhere. She had even searched Nodoka Saotome in a fit of curiosity only to find that the woman had apparently vanished off the face of the earth.
"Did Nodoka kill herself over the embarrassment of having been married to Genma? It wasn't as if anyone could blame her. Even her home in Juuban has been sold in order to pay for all the debts and thefts Genma had accumulated. It will be a matter of time before those people come here demanding the money they're owed. I need to talk to Father about that. Since we've already thrown Ranma out, there's no need to keep Genma around here."
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"Ranma! How have you been?! I haven't seen you in a long time!" Doctor Tofu announced as he saw Ranko walk into his clinic.
"Hey, Doctor Tofu. I came here to schedule a checkup, but my name's Ranko Hayakaze, not Ranma Saotome."
Tofu sat back in his chair, put down his pen, and raised his eyebrows as he regarded the pigtailed girl for a moment.
"Oh, all right, but how have you gotten so much taller in your female form?"
"It's a long story, Doc."
"All right, Ranm… I mean Ranko. I'm all ears."
After she had told the doctor everything, Tofu gasped.
"I don't believe it. Did Kasumi go along with renouncing Ranma like that?"
"Yes, that's right. You can ask her yourself the next time you see her."
"I'll have to do that. I still find your explanation of Kasumi's actions hard to believe though."
"Well, they threw Ranma out like so much trash. But it worked out for me and ultimately for Ranma as well."
"Yes, that doesn't excuse Kasumi's actions though. I honestly thought better of her than that," Tofu said, his eyes getting a little misty.
"Well, you can deal with Kasumi any way you like, but right now I'd like to schedule the physical to make sure I'm all right."
"All right, Ranko. We can do that right now."
XXX
After having done everything to undo what Happosai had done to her including using boiling hot water and calling on old friends and associates from Joketsuzoku, Cologne sat down contemplating what to do with the rest of her life until she received another phone call.
"Yes?"
"Cologne, this is Elder Foam. We and the other amazon elders have just had a meeting."
"Meeting about what?"
"About you."
Ábout me? What happened, and why wasn't I informed of this?"
"You're no longer matriarch of the Amazons."
"What?!"
"Face it. You're too young to run the amazons. A few of the more psychic inclined elders say that your new condition keeps you from thinking too clearly."
"No!" Cologne answered back.
"Sorry, young lady. So when are you planning on coming back since Ranma has left the universe?"
"Young lady?! I don't know. I'll let all of you know later."
Upon hanging up, Cologne came storming out the backroom wearing one of Shampoo's outfits that were a little short for her but still covered her up for the most part. By the time she had entered into the main part of the restaurant, Shampoo had struck up a conversation with their winged guest.
"You too too handsome man, Washio," the busty amazon said, placing her index finger in between his pectorals.
"Aiyah!"
Out of nowhere, Shampoo found herself thrown on her ass, flat on her back with Cologne looking down on her.
"Oof!"
"That will do, Shampoo!"
"Great-Grandmother!"
"Call me Auntie. I'm too young to be your great-grandmother. In addition to that, I'm no longer the matriarch of the Amazons."
"You no change back?"
"That's right, Shampoo. I'm pretty much stuck this way. And while I still have all the knowledge I've always had, my ability to use that knowledge is limited. Thus I'm going to have to train this body all over again," Cologne said, helping her "niece" up.
Shampoo nodded in understanding, having to get used to the idea of having a drop dead gorgeous aunt instead of an old wizened great-grandmother.
"Well, this ramen was very good. Thank you. Now it's time for me to leave. My family is probably concerned about me right now."
Both women admired the young man who had gotten up from his chair and bowed politely.
"All right, Washio. Here's your shirt back. Thank you for letting me borrow it. You're a credit to your family," Cologne said with a smile as she regarded his naked chest and shoulders.
"You're welcome. Now I must take my leave."
Cologne and Shampoo both unconsciously followed the avian outside and watched him leap up into the sky, flying away.
As Cologne looked after the young man, she smiled happily which didn't go unnoticed by Shampoo.
"Auntie want this man for airen?"
"Yes, Shampoo. Let's go back inside. I'll need to sew myself some new clothes. It's not as if I can keep borrowing clothes from you."
As Washio made his way home, another young woman watched him fly further and further away.
"Wow! I wonder where he came from. I need to move faster if I want to catch up to him," Daidaiko/Nodoka thought as she sprinted off after him.
As Washio flew home, Daidaiko/Nodoka kept up with him leaping up and over cars then on rooftops of nearby buildings until she finally managed to catch up to him. Then she passed him, leaping up, turning around, and getting in front of him
"Oh, my!" Washio gasped as he put his hands out in anticipation of smashing into something, stumbled into Daidaiko and knocked the both of them down on top of the two-story building they were over when they bumped into each other.
"Oops! Hi there. My name's Daidaiko Hayakaze. Who are you?"
"Um, my name is Washio Tendo. Greetings. Now that we've introduced ourselves, I need to…"
"Tendo? Are you related to Soun, Kasumi, Nabiki, and Akane Tendo? That's strange. I've never seen you over there," Daidaiko said, as she found herself sprawled on top of him, regarding the avian with a tilt of her head as she felt something.
"Yes, that's right. Now if you'll excuse me, it's late and I need to get home," Washio said as he pushed the woman off of himself.
"Hehehehehehehehe! I'm really ticklish there! Mercy, please!" the woman pleaded as the avian realized his hands had gotten inside her kimono and were touching her bosom.
"Oh, my! I'm so sorry," Washio said with a blush as he removed his hands.
"It was an accident. I can forgive that. Just be careful. I'm sort of sensitive up there," Daidaiko said with a giggle, her face getting pink while she caught her breath as her heaving bosom threatened to burst out of her midriff opened kimono.
"Um."
"How about making it up to me by having me over for dinner at your house? I can meet the rest of your family there."
"Um, I don't even know you that well, Dai…"
"Call me Daichan. How 'bout I show up at your place at 6:30 PM tomorrow? I can meet your parents that way. Bye, bye!"
To the avian's surprise, Daidaiko leaped towards another rooftop and sped away into the night.
"Did she just con me into a date? And how did she know we ate dinner at 6:30 PM?" Washio said as he rubbed the back of his head.
XXX
In another part of Nerima, Yotaro Tomiyama trained hard outside his mansion by the sea. He had been inspired by the appearance of Ranma who had managed to make him leave his house and run after Ranma and Genma whom Yotaro had thought was a real panda. Despite having had the appearance of a young child, Yotaro was a lot older, being actually a little older than Ranma was.
Unknown to most he had acquired a psychological disease that had stunted his growth and maturity. Thus the appearance of Ranma in his life had shattered this malady and prompted him to become stronger, faster, and agiler with more endurance.
He had even completed training in acrobatics, tumbling, escapology, gung fu, iron body, tai chi, and speed hitting while learning Kempo Karate and Aikido. His mother was so happy to see her son getting out and becoming stronger that she had hired some of the best instructors she could find. Thus Yotaro had mastered several other martial arts including Wing Chun, Tae Kwan Do, Jiu-Jitsu, and even street fighting.
"Whew!" the sweat-soaked Yotaro gasped upon the end of another exhaustive workout. Then he sensed an unfamiliar presence.
"Hi, there!"
"Who are you?! Whaaaa…" Yotaro called out as water drenched him from head to toe.
"It worked. Now for the last part," Happosai said as he shot an eighteen centimeter, spring water soaked mushroom into the kid's mouth.
"Gulp! What have you done to me?" the now baritone-voiced, muscular brute demanded as he stumbled to keep himself standing. He had grown into a height of five feet ten inches, weighing a well-defined, massively muscular, two-hundred pounds, ripping out of the clothes he had worn, his new golden hair lengthening beyond his shoulders. He had even acquired a nice aroma while the sweat on his new body glistened!
"I've decided to use you as a test subject," Happosai answered.
"Test subject?"
"I've drenched you with the Springs of Drowned Hulk, Drowned Adonis, Drowned Man of Iron, Drowned Bishonen, Drowned Wrestler, Drowned Investigator, Drowned Boxer, and Drowned Speedster in that order. Now you have muscles, good looks, and toughness. You should be thanking me."
"Huff! I was doing just fine, developing myself. There was no need for you to put me on steroids."
"Yes, but I needed to see how those springs would work. Hmm. You are really overloaded with muscle. You're so much like iron being weighed down too. That could be why the Man of Iron drowned. The Hulk, Adonis, and Man of Iron springs aren't really good combinations," Happosai said, shaking his head as he scrutinized the changed the muscular, young man.
"What?! At any rate, you've done your test. Now put me back the way I was so I can finish my training!" Yotaro's deep voice demanded.
"Sorry, but what I've done to you is permanent. You'll simply have to struggle with it the best you can. No need to thank me. Gotta go! Good-bye!" With that, the wily, old man bounced into the sky vanishing over the setting sun.
"Hey! Come back!" Yotaro called out as he reached out for the wily old man who leaped away on the boulders near Yotaro's home until he was gone.
"No!" the young man screamed as he pounded the ground with his fist and struggled to get to his feet.
"You're definitely bigger and stronger. Isn't that what you wanted?"
Yotaro looked up to see, "Master Matsuda!"
"You're practically made out of iron. And you're as big as an ox," the five foot, wizened old man said as he helped his student to his feet.
"Can you help me?"
"Yes, your late great-grandfather saved my life once, so I owe him a great deal. Despite your current physical state, you have a great gift which shouldn't be wasted. Thus your training resumes right now."
XXX
After finishing some paperwork for the day, Doctor Tofu got up from his desk and made his way towards the front door in the hallway. The day had been tiresome with all the patients he had helped, but he had gotten a lot of work done.
However, as he reached for the doorknob, the door burst open. Then a small tidal wave of water smashed into him, knocking him down and drenching him.
"What the… Gulp!"
"Hmm. That's interesting," the little gnome said after shooting a Jusenkyo drenched nineteen-centimeter mushroom into the doctor's mouth.
After getting to his feet, Tofu looked up and noticed, "Happosai! Why did you…"
Upon realizing that his voice had gotten deeper, the doctor grasped his throat wherewith he noticed how much bigger his hands had become. At the same time, his hair had grown beyond his shoulders, bursting free of the string that had held it together. Henceforth, his whole body had become enlarged, making him larger than life thus tearing off his tunic and ripping his trousers. Then he observed himself further with much better vision than he had ever had with his glasses which had broken off his head and smashed into the ground.
"What did you do to me, Happosai?!" the currently six foot, two hundred pound man called out.
"Well, my boy, I struck you with the Springs of Drowned Hard Body, Drowned Adonis, Drowned Speedster, Drowned Healer, Drowned Weapons Master, Drowned Acrobat, Drowned Barbarian, and Drowned Eagle-Eyed Observer in that order. You ought to be grateful to me."
Doctor Ono Tofu had spent years studying and training hard in order to understand the human body, others and especially his own. Thus he had been very much in sync with his own body, mind, and spirit. Therefore, upon closer introspection, he realized what Happosai had done to him. He was a whole lot bigger, stronger, and faster. In addition to all that, he had grown younger and more ruthless as well.
"Was there a reason you did all this to me? I didn't need to be altered. I was doing just fine," Doctor Tofu answered as he practically glared at the wily martial arts master through cold, harsh eyes.
"I've decided to make you a guinea pig for some tests. You should be more thankful for what I've done for you."
"What you've done is permanent, isn't it?" Tofu asked.
"That's right. You'll be a much better doctor now. You'll even have a much better chance with Kasumi now that you're more of a man."
"Happosai!" Tofu exclaimed as he leaped towards the old man with uncharacteristic speed. However, it wasn't enough to catch the wily grandmaster that had easily gotten out of the way of the long-haired, well- muscled barbarian.
"Gotta go! Gotta go!"
"Come back here so I can crush you!" Tofu yelled as he came crashing to the ground as Happosai bounded away, Tofu's clothes tearing all the more.
"See ya later, you Conan the Barbarian clone!" That having been said the grandmaster of Anything Goes was gone.
XXX
A couple days later at the park, Shikako Morimoto and Makoto Yamada were wearing T-shirts, shorts, tennis shoes, and underwear especially designed to help make their bodies look better while jogging their seven miles a day after going through martial arts training under Ranko that had included ki manipulation, body control, and economy of movement.
"Whew! Are you sure about this, Shikako?"
"Yes, I'm sure. I thought this was what we both wanted," Makoto stated while keeping her feet moving and her arms pumping.
"That's true, but I didn't think being better looking would require so much work," Shikako answered as the girls continued to run on the track, surrounding the park.
"Well, you know the saying, no pain no…"
In a flash, the girls were drenched with spring water.
"Hey! Gulp!"
"Hmm. That's interesting! This clinches it. It's possible to divide Jusenkyo water any way I want!" Happosai called out upon the transformations of the two girls' physiques into taller, more athletic, and shapelier bodies that were on the verge of bursting out the currently tight clothes and underwear they were wearing.
"What did you do to us, you dirty old man?!"
"Yeah!"
At this point, the little gnome touched down in front of the changed beauties, walking around them with his hands clasped behind his back.
"I doused you two with several Jusenkyo springs."
"Jusenkyo springs?! Why did you pick the two of us? What did we do to deserve being turned into men?" the two gasped, feeling themselves to make sure they were still women until each one noticed that she had larger breasts, limbs, hips, and firmer bodies in that order. They also grasped the fact that the hair on their heads had grown bigger and longer, having gone past their shoulders, going from brown to golden brown.
"I didn't turn you into men," Happosai answered as he paced back and forth in front of them.
"What did you turn us into?"
"I've been watching while Ranko trained you. She's a much better teacher than I would have thought, thus you girls were the strongest teenagers here at this park. And you weren't bad looking either. Ranko really knows how to make a Plain Jane look better. Heh, heh," Happosai explained with a leer in the girl's direction that made them both more than a little uncomfortable.
"We're both still girls. So what did you do to us?" the five foot four inch tall, one hundred twenty pounds, 36-24-35 measurement girls demanded.
"I doused you with the Spring of Drowned Giggling Voluptuous Bimbo at forty percent. Then I used Spring of Drowned Acrobat around thirty percent, Spring of Drowned Beautiful Virtuous Woman at fifteen percent of, Spring of Drowned Hard Body at five percent. Then I used five percent of Spring of Drowned Speedster along with five percent of Spring of Drowned Adonis. Summing things up, I think I've done pretty well with you girls. Heh, heh! In fact, it's time for a closer inspection. Hotcha!"
"Hehehehehehe! Stop that!" the ticklish girls giggled as Happosai popped up all over them, gently and carefully touching sensitive areas. Then the girls shivered a little as they felt a draft.
"Those shirts and sports bras you were wearing were too tight for your newer, more voluptuous bodies. So I relieved you of them. Thus your burgeoning bosoms are free and unbound. Wow! They practically stand at attention! Talk about hard bodies! Talk about buoyancy!" the dirty old man exclaimed upon regarding the pretty, young girls.
"Oh!" the girls gasped, placing their somewhat muscular arms over their naked breasts as they blushed beet red.
"Hmm. Those shorts you're wearing are too tight for you too. Let me relieve you of them," Happosai said with the girl's panties already in his hands.
"No!" the bashful girls screamed, leaning forward, keeping their arms over their upper bodies while placing their hands on the front of their cutoff Daisy Duke short shorts. Thus the only apparel they had on threatened to tear off of the well-endowed girls.
"Oh, yeah! You girls should be thanking me! But there's one more thing I need to do to you ladies!" Happosai called out he flew towards them.
The girls were frightened at first until the two girls nodded towards each other, maneuvering around the little, drooling gnome who had shot towards them towards them, reaching for their hips. Upon getting in sync with each other they struck the dirty old man with a well-coordinated attack, kneeing him a few feet upwards then kicking him straight into the sky.
"Get away!"
"Aaaaaaaaah!"
After watching the little gnome fly away, Shikako and Makato regarded each other, taking stock of all the changes that had occurred in both of them. As it was they were nearly naked, their tight shorts having practically torn off of their hips upon their previous exertion.
"Shikako, you look so different. Your short hair has become longer."
"So do you, Makoto. Let's get out of here before the anymore perverts get any bad ideas."
To each of their surprise, they found that they moved with more speed and agility than usual, Ranko's teaching taking much more hold of them.
"Wow! Those girls were hot!"
"I'll say! They're fast too!"
"Were they naked?" another boy asked no one in particular as the scantily clad girls got further and further away.
XXX
The next day, Hikaru Gosunkugi made his way home from school after another day of having been picked on by bullies. He had been taking kung fu, aikido, tae kwon do, and even street fighting, but he had still gotten beaten up when the bullies had ganged up on him after he had managed to defeat one of them.
However, as Hikaru kept limping along, he sensed something. Upon turning around, he found himself splashed with water.
"What the…" he exclaimed until an eighteen-centimeter mushroom shot into his mouth.
"Gulp!"
"Hmm," Happosai paused as he regarded the changed boy.
"You're that old guy who steals women's underwear, aren't you? What are doing here? And what did you do to me?"
"That answer's simple, my boy. I think I've finally got things down pat with what I've been planning."
"Planning?"
Hikaru looked down and saw that he had grown in height and mass with a musculature that threatened to burst out of the torn up gakuran uniform worn by the boys of Furinkan High. In addition to that, his voice had gotten little deeper as his normally short, black hair had become thick, wavy, and dark blue. Even the circles around his eyes had vanished. In other words, he had become bigger, stronger, and better looking.
"Yes. I concocted a mixture of various Jusenkyo spring waters. As of right now, it seems as if I've finally got it right minus a couple quirks here and there."
"Which is a good thing since I only have a couple of mushrooms left," Happosai thought to himself as he scrutinized the newly changed, young man.
"What did you turn me into?!" Gos demanded with more aggression in his voice than he had ever had before.
"I drenched you with springs of Drowned Bishonen, Drowned Acrobat, Drowned Ninja Warrior, Drowned Alchemist, Drowned Magician, Drowned Hard Body, Drowned Adonis, Drowned Kickboxer, and Drowned Speedster in that order."
Upon more contemplation and his increased knowledge of mystical artifacts, Hikaru realized the old man was telling the truth.
"Why do I get the feeling hot water won't change me back?" Hikaru said as he shrewdly regarded the old man.
"That's right. The change is permanent. Your intelligence must have increased. Thanks for helping me out with my dilemma."
"Couldn't you have turned me into something awful if you had screwed up?" Hikaru asked, regarding the little old man who had sized him up.
"Maybe, but it was a calculated risk that I was willing to take. See ya later!" Happosai called out as he practically flew into the sky.
"I can now use one of my last mushrooms to make myself younger, taller, and more powerful. Wait 'til every gets a load of the new me," the little gnome thought to himself as he looked over his shoulder, regarding the five foot, ten inches, one hundred seventy-five pounder who looked up after him in bewilderment.
XXX
"I'm home!" Washio announced as he made his way through the Tendo household after having touched down just outside the property.
"Where have you been?" Nabiki demanded as she practically appeared right in front of him.
"One hundred yen," Washio said with his hand held out while raising his eyebrows with a knowing look.
"That's getting old, Washio. Now, where were you?"
"None of your business. What are you, my keeper?"
"I have a right to know what you're doing since you live here. And the fact that you can leap into the air and fly at speeds of hundreds of miles per hour make keeping track of you all the more difficult," the mercenary girl answered with her arms folded on her chest.
"Do you have flunkies keeping tabs on me? Is that what those guys on the ground who tried to follow me were doing? You have no right…"
"I have every right. This is my house and I..."
"Your house? Isn't this our house? Why do I get the feeling you're used to being in control of everyone and everything?" Washio responded.
"I keep this household in the black so I'm entitled to a little respect."
"A little is all right. Total control over me, no. Now if you'll excuse me…"
However, as Washio attempted to go around Nabiki, the mercenary girl moved in to bar his way.
"What is it now, Nabs?"
"We're not done yet."
"We're done, Nabiki."
"We're not done until I say we're done!"
"What is it, angry because I found those cameras you placed in my room?" the avian sounded back at her.
Nabiki folded her arms on her chest, glaring up at her brother. "That was expensive equipment you destroyed, Washio."
"I didn't destroy that equipment. I just shut it off and moved it. You can have it all back when you promise not to spy on me anymore."
"How did you even know the equipment was there?" Nabiki asked as her eyes narrowed in on him.
One of the abilities Washio had acquired along with winged flight, increased fighting skills, agility, strength, endurance, and toughness was x-ray vision. However, the aviator didn't want to tell Nabiki or anyone else he had this power, so he made something up.
"I'm very aware of my environment the way a competent martial artist is supposed to be."
"Really? Ranma was a better martial artist than you and he never found out," Nabiki said as if she had won the argument.
"I sincerely doubt he was better than me. And even if he was, are you sure he didn't know about all those cameras? He'd have to be pretty dense not to have noticed all that equipment sooner or later."
"You have no idea. Now, where were you?!" Nabiki demanded, putting her foot down.
"None of your business, Nabiki. Now get out of my way!" Washio stated, zipping around her at such a speed that the mercenary girl couldn't stop him.
XXX
"It's done. Combining the Springs of Drowned Bishonen, Drowned Acrobat, Drowned Speedster, Drowned Hard Body, Drowned Weapons Master, Drowned Adonis, Drowned Genius, and Drowned See-Through Observer in that order has worked wonders! I've never felt better!" Happosai exclaimed.
"My youthful body is perfect," Happosai thought to himself before walking to a full-length mirror he had liberated from a department store.
Thus Happosai stood and regarded himself. Upon finishing dousing himself with the Jusenkyo spring waters from alternate universes and swallowing a saturated mushroom that was nineteen inches long, the previous old man had turned into a young man weighing a lanky yet well muscularly defined 175 pounds while standing at six feet tall. His hair was long and shimmering blond with a ponytail in the back while his eyes were dark, sparkling blue, looking much like he had imagined himself looking when he was younger and had first met Cologne all those centuries ago.
The formerly old man jumped up and down with glee and enthusiasm, feeling the energy he hadn't felt in centuries. Thus he breathed in and out, prompting his somewhat barreled, well muscularly defined chest to expand and retract at will. Then he flexed his powerful, sinewy arms, allowing his biceps to peak upwards. Upon kicking upwards and sideward, he happily regarded his limber yet powerfully built legs. After executing a few, normally extraneous martial arts maneuvers, he looked down at the rippling abdominal muscles of his flat stomach.
"Now it's time for me to train this new body and acclimate all the martial arts skills I already know. Things are going to be great from now on!"
XXX
"Is Great-Grandmother sure about this?" Shampoo commented in regards to what little Cologne was wearing.
"Yes, I'm sure. I'm been working on my shyness, but this will help speed things along. And call me Auntie," Cologne answered.
"Auntie look almost naked!" Shampoo gasped out as she and her "aunt" walked the streets to the stares of the people around them.
Cologne showed off a voluptuous yet slender figure, large, milky white breasts, long bluish/black hair which extended beyond her shoulders and halfway down her back, and golden brown eyes. In line with her youthful and voluptuous physique, Cologne dressed quite provocatively, wearing an open white button down shirt that was tied up underneath her breasts, revealing much of her gravity-defying, generous cleavage as well as her midriff. She also wore a very short blue skirt and black high heels with straps that didn't seem to affect the way she walked or the quickness at which she moved. In addition to all that she wore thong underwear underneath that was hardly noticeable.
"Wow!" a couple men gasped, regarding the scantily clad woman who couldn't keep from blushing under their gaze.
Despite the fact that Cologne walked with grace and poise or because of it, she looked as if the tight clothes she wore would slip off of her if she moved the wrong way.
As Cologne and Shampoo continued to walk through the district, several men and boys ogled Cologne, going so far as to follow her as she and Shampoo made their way through the street making all kinds of catcalls and wolf whistles.
"Does Auntie like exposing self?"
"No, not really, but I have to get over my built-in shyness."
"If that so, maybe Auntie should go all the way and go naked."
Upon hearing that statement, Cologne turned towards her "niece." Then she looked forward, noticing how many males stared after them.
"I'm some ways from doing that, Shampoo. However, that's not a bad idea."
"That's a great idea!" a velvety yet masculine voice called out from above them.
"Who are you?!" Cologne stammered harshly as the man leaped from a building towards them.
"You don't remember me, Lil Cologne? This is what I looked like when we first met," the overly friendly, young man answered as he touched down in front of her with an acrobatic landing and stared down the young woman's exposed pulchritude.
"Happy? So you've made yourself young as well. But you've never looked anything like you look now!"
"Happosai look like what he wanted everyone to think he looked like!" Shampoo interjected with her arms folded on her chest.
"It must have been those Jusenkyo waters he has been playing with. Is that so, Happosai?" Cologne called out.
"That's right. Now not only do I have old age and treachery, but I also have youth and skill. I'm a lot faster too. Let me show you."
With blinding speed, Happosai flung himself forward, reaching out with fast hands as he snatched the open shirt Cologne was hardly wearing.
"Hotcha!"
"Oh! Happosai, you bastard!" Cologne screamed, prompting her to put her arms around her unconcealed bosom.
"Being young and horny is doing so much to me! I can barely stand it!" Happosai called out as he drooled all over himself.
"Happosai bigger pervert than before!" Shampoo called out.
"Hmm." Then at superhuman speed, the wily martial artist zipped over towards Shampoo, after which the younger amazon felt a draft.
"Oh, wow! You don't look as good as Cologne, but you still look great!" Happosai called out as he regarded the nearly naked amazon's oversized bosom. In addition to that, he had taken the skirt Cologne had been wearing leaving her nearly naked as well.
"Ready, Shampoo?"
"Shampoo ready."
While Happosai was visibly excited over what he was seeing, both of the objects of his desire zipped over towards him and struck him with coordinated forward thrust kicks that struck his groin area and sent him miles into the sky.
"Aaaaaaaaagh!"
"That wasn't so bad," Cologne said while ignoring her own state of undress.
"Auntie get over shyness?"
"For the most part, Shampoo. I'm still a little embarrassed, but beating the daylights out of Happosai sure felt good. Yeah!" Cologne yelled, raising her fist up in victory, prompting the men around them to ogle and stare at the nearly naked girls.
"All right, Shampoo. It's time for us to depart," Cologne said upon noticing all the unwanted attention they were getting. Then the two amazons leaped into the sky, disappearing from the view of the men who happily watched them go.
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AUTHOR'S NOTES: Be here next time when the ramifications of Happosai's actions bear fruit.