Me: And now we go to the ring where Sasuke and Itachi fight to win the priceless COOKIE CRISP CEREAL!!!!!
Kakashi: On my right we have the underdog; SASUKE UCHIHA!!!!
Sasuke: I will kill you!
Kakashi: And on my left we have the foretold winner; ITACHI UCHIHA!!!!!!!
Itachi: Hn…
Sakura: The fight is simple; first one to knock out your opponent wins the last box of…COOKIE CRISP!!!!!!!
Me: Now we want a clean fight here! No hitting below the belt and no use of genjutsu or ninjutsu, we want nothing but taijutsu!
Kakashi: Ok on my mark; 3…2…1…FIGHT!!!!
(Interval of 2 minutes later seeing as it's not even worth typing, how bad the loss was and Sasuke is currently in a clinic)
Me: AND THE CHAMP AND WINNER IS… ITACHI UCHIHA!!!!!!!
Itachi: Hn.
Me: So Itachi, what do you plan to do now that you've won the box of Cookie Crisp?
Itachi: Hn…
Me: Good thing I got my personal translator Neji on hand!! Now Neji, WHAT THE HELL DID HE SAY!?!?!?
Neji: He said that he plans on rubbing this victory in Sasuke's face then is going to paint his nails purple while Kisame does his hair again.
Everyone except Itachi and Neji: 0.o
Me:…………………………………. I'm, not even gonna ask.
Sakura: Hey where did Naruto go??
Me: WHAT!? MY ADORABLE LITTLE FOX BOY IS MISSING!?!?! NARUTO WHERE ARE YOU!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Naruto: Hey guys I'm back!
Me: glomps Where were you!?
Naruto: Well, Sasuke and Itachi were having such a huge fight over a cereal I decided to see what was so great about it, so I bought some! (Lifts plastic bag containing box of Cookie crisp)
Everyone except Naruto, Sasuke and Itachi: Uh oh……
Itachi and Sasuke who miraculously recovered when he heard the words "fight",
"Cereal" and "bought": Cookie Crisp……..
Naruto: (Gulp) um….Nice Uchihas?
Me: (whispering to Naruto) I think you should run now.
Naruto: (nods head) Good plan!
Naruto: (runs away for dear life and cereal)
Both Itachi and Sasuke: (runs after Naruto with weapons) GIVE US THAT CEREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: (chases them with giant bat of doom) DON'T YOU DARE HURT MY FOX BOY!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: Well, uh…….Please read and review!!!
Chapter 2: What the hell kind of school is this!?
An alarm clock went off with a shrill ring, the red neon flashing 6:30 over and over. A small groan filled the room and a fist crashed down on the alarm clock, silencing it. 'I can't believe the rest of the break went by that fast!' Sakura rolled over trying to go back to sleep in vain, she sighed and wrapped the blanket around her like a shawl and went to the bathroom to get ready. She took a quick shower while brushing her teeth then put her deodorant on. She quickly padded back to her room so she could find an outfit.
'Hm…What should I wear today…?' Sakura pondered as she looked through her walk in closet. After looking over her choices 3 times she picked something, not too over done, but still looked nice. Well, nice in her tastes anyway. She layered two tank-tops, the under one white and the top one a personal favorite of hers. It was black and in bold white writing it said, "I'm just one fucking ray of sunshine aren't I?" Only the fucking was covered up with symbols. For pants she threw on a pair of ripped up blue pants that had a slight flare in them. She put on a pair of black vans for the final touch.
After dressing, Sakura quickly blow-dried her hair and put a styling gel in it that made the layers come out more. She put on some mascara, eyeliner and a little bit of clear lip gloss.
Once satisfied with how she looked Sakura stuffed what was left of her supplies in her bag and slid down on the railing to the bottom of the stairs. She darted to the kitchen and grabbed a piece of bread and put it in the toaster. It popped and she put a light amount of butter in it and stuffed it in her mouth. She threw her bag on her shoulder and grabbed her bike keys and her bulky biker's jacket, 'I feel like showing off a little today!' She told herself, knowing that it would be surprising to see a girl on a motorcycle.
When Sakura got into the garage, she took a minute to admire her "baby" as she liked to call it. When Sakura bought the bike used, it looked ramshackle! It was rusty, pieces were missing and its engine wouldn't work properly. But Sakura, being the stubborn person she is, fixed it until it looked brand new! After she ordered the parts, she put the bike back together all by herself, but when it was done it had looked to plain to her. Now Sakura is a modest girl, despite her confidence, so she won't admit that she has to be one of the best artists ever! She painted the image of a 3 tailed red fox running on the side of her bike and made it look like it was running through a cherry blossom storm.
'I hope I at least have a few classes with Naruto, that way I won't look completely hopeless when I get there…' Sakura thought as she got on her bike. Sticking the keys in the ignition she revved the engine a few times then sped off onto the road. Dodging through traffic and many people giving her the finger and yelling at her, she drove to the school.
When she arrived she parked in a spot that no one was using a few spaces away from the school. She looked over in awe at the size of the building. 'Whoa…and I thought my old school was big!?' She mentally panicked. The school had about 5 visible buildings, one of which was the main one, then four other smaller ones. She sighed at the thought of what the inside looked like. As she reached for her helmet a loud yell got her attention. She looked over to see a small group of girls looking at her, what scared her was they had googly eyes.
'They must think I'm a guy because of my jacket…hm…I could have some fun with this!' She thought snickering quietly.
"Um, hi! We couldn't help but notice your totally awesome bike! Who painted that design on your bike anyway?" A dark haired girl asked flirtatiously. Sakura decided against acting like a flirt, but she still messed with them a little.
"I painted the design on the bike, but I think I could have done better." She explained to them, the helmet on her head muffled her voice enough to make it sound like a guy's. Another girl squealed loudly, so much that if it wasn't for the helmet on her head, Sakura would have been tempted to rub her ears.
"That's sooo amazing that you can do something like that!!" Sakura pretended to be happy with the comment. What she didn't know was she was attracting attention from others, mainly a certain blonde haired boy and his group of friends.
Now, let's backtrack a little, to when Sakura arrived, only this time lets see what Naruto and his friends were thinking!
Naruto, having woken up late again, raced over to his friends as soon as he got out of his car. He kneeled over panting when a loud and somewhat shrill voice started yelling at him.
"Naruto you dolt!! This is a brand new year and you haven't changed one bit!!!" Another blonde lectured him. Her name is Ino Yamanaka; she has almost platinum blonde hair and always keeps it in a ponytail, has some kind of fascination with the color blue and is one of the loudest people you will ever meet. But don't get me wrong, she is a pretty nice girl to her friends, but she has a tendency to boss them around.
Naruto looked up at her and grinned, giving her a peace sign. "Come on Ino, give me a break, I just forgot that school started again today so I didn't set my alarm clock!" He reasoned with her, hopping to escape her wrath.
Unfortunately for him it didn't work, but another thing did! The loud revving of a motorcycle distracted Ino as she looked over to see who it was. Naruto and the others did as well. "I wonder who that is…" Naruto mumbled as the figure got off the bike.
"It's probably some idiot who's trying to look cool." Now remember that cold aloof voice? Well his name is Sasuke Uchiha; Naruto's childhood friend and rival. He's one of the "hotties" that fangirls swoon over all the time, he has blackish/bluish hair that is spiked in the back, cold onyx eyes and a glare that would make the devil himself cringe in fear.
"I—I d-don't think s-s-so." A shy quiet voice opted. This voice belongs to Hinata Hyuga; she didn't meet Naruto until middle school but they still became great friends. She has Black hair that looks like it has lavender in it; she has white eyes that come from her blood only. She also stutters a lot but once you really get to know her it goes away eventually.
No one else had a chance to comment because a squeal broke them away from their thoughts. They looked to see all the girls around the bike going crazy about something, and it looked like the guy didn't care for the reception much either. "I'm gonna go say hi to him!" Ino explained as she marched over to the bike. The others not knowing what else to do followed her. Once she reached the bike's side she got the biker's attention. He looked over and Ino stuck out her hand. "Hi, I'm Ino Yamanaka! It's very nice to meet you and you are…?" She inquired his name. The biker turned fully around about to answer when he suddenly stopped as he caught Naruto's face. He threw him a curious look and was about to ask what was up when he threw the bike helmet back in it's pouch quickly.
Now we'll go back to how Sakura saw this!
Sakura felt a slight tap on her shoulder and turned to look at the face of yet another girl, a blonde one with her hair in a high ponytail. 'Great, just what I need, another fangirl!' Sakura thought annoyed, well until said blonde stuck out her hand and formally introduced herself and asked for her name. That threw Sakura for a loop, 'Wow, a girl that isn't swooning over me, that's a nice change of pace.' Sakura was about to make up a boy's name until another head of blonde hair came into sight range. Sakura, overexcited, pulled her helmet off her head and shoved it back into the side pouch.
"Naruto, is that you!?" Sakura asked ignoring everyone else. If she had been paying attention however, she probably would be on the ground laughing at the gapping faces of the previously admiring girls.
Naruto looked as surprised as she did, but in the "moment" was so happy he grabbed her into a bear hug, squishing her against his chest. 'AND WHAT A CHEST IT IS, WHOA BABY!!!! That has to be a six pack he's carrying there!' A loud voice echoed in her head. 'OH NO NOT YOU AGAIN!!! I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU IN THEREPY!!!' 'Nope, though it was a pretty good try, after all it took a looooong time to pick all of those locks. Oh by the way, YOU COULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT BOX A LITTLE BIT BIGGER!? I FELT LIKE A TRAPPED RAT!!' Sakura groaned mentally, ignoring Inner Sakura and drifted back to reality.
Naruto was still hugging her and she had to smack him upside his head to get him to let go. "Sakura this is great! I hopped we would get to see each other in school!" Sakura smiled and giggled a little, giving him a quick hug. "Yes, Fishcake, I'm going to your school, it's not something you need to suffocate me for."
Naruto and Sakura had apparently drifted into their own world when they had started talking because Ino and Ten-Ten had to scream at them to get their attention. They looked back over to see confused and some angry faces.
"Naruto, could you please tell us who she is?" Ten-Ten asked as she looked at Sakura. Naruto grinned and wrapped his arm around her shoulders and pulled Sakura to his side. "This is Sakura—" He did the same thing he did at the mall, making sure no one that would cause a scene was listening, "Anyway, this is Sakura Haruno of THE Haruno enterprises." "And cars." Sakura added. The group (not including Sasuke and Neji) all looked at Sakura in awe. Sakura sighed, she expected the first reaction, but the second one she never saw coming. "Whatever." They all chorused. Sakura looked at them in confusion; Sasuke amazingly was the one to explain. "We were surprised that you were from the Haruno's but we all come from rich families as well." The others nodded in agreement
Sakura nodded and took off her jacket. A boy with long brown hair tied back in a low ponytail smirked at what her tank top said. "Sweet tank." He commented pointing slightly at the shirt. Sakura chuckled and thanked him. "So could someone tell me where I can find the office?" She asked as she walked towards the building. "Yeah I can, my class isn't too far away." Ten-Ten said as she caught up with Sakura. The others split ways as the two went to the office. "So Sakura, how did you meet Naruto?" Sakura told her as they sped up some. A few seconds later they stopped in front of a pair of wooden double doors. "Well here it is! Oh you'll meet another one of our friends here, his name is Shik—" A shrill noise rang out through the halls, the warning bell apparently since students were rushing around the halls.
"Ugh! I gotta go but about the guy, he'll be the pineapple haired kid sleeping on the front desk!" Ten-Ten waved as she dashed away to go to her homeroom.
Sakura pushed open one of the double doors and tip-toed into the room. A shrew looking women was the first person she saw. She was doing the classic nail file at the desk thing as Sakura approached her desk. Sakura cleared her throat to get the ladies attention. The lady either didn't notice her, or just plain ignored her. Sakura tried again a few times, each time louder until she got so aggravated she slammed her hands down on the desk. The lady must have been used to it because all she did was lift her head and lift a finely waxed brow.
"Can I help you….?" The lady asked, her voice clearly saying she hopped Sakura would say no. Sakura sneered "Actually yes, yes you can. But I would appreciate it if you could not be a bitch about this and actually act like you want to help me for a minute; it makes it easier to stare at your ugly face when you act nice." The lady looked like she had been slapped in the face as she turned red with anger. "Listen here you little—"
"Ruka, leave the girl alone I mean she does strike a good point." A deep muffled voice pointed out.
Sakura looked around to only see the guy that Ten-Ten had told her to look for earlier. The others were right about his appearance that his hair looked like that of a pineapple. His oddly styled hair is brown but in the bad florescent lighting it looked like a black color. She couldn't really see much more with his slouched position.
"Shikamaru-san, you don't really mean that do you?" That Ruka lady asked pitifully. Sakura gagged at the look Ruka was sending Shikamaru, he looked like he was about to gag as well. Sakura cut in before anything else happened. "Look lady, when I'm not here you can sexually harass Shikamaru-san over there as much as you want, but I would like to get my schedule sometime today." The lady look stupefied and Shikamaru let out a chuckle.
"Hang on girl, I'm the one who's supposed to give you your schedule, I've got it right here anyway." He uncrossed his arms which had some folders under them. He dug through them for a second a grabbed a sheet of paper and handed it to Sakura.
(A/N: I'll explain the schedule by writing what classes she goes to every time they go to the next class)
Sakura thanked him and looked at her fist two classes, she had homeroom with Kakashi-sensei first, the she has math with him right off the bat. She made a move to leave when Shikamaru asked her to wait a second. "I have the same homeroom so I'll come with. I'm done with my stuff anyway."
Sakura nodded and Shikamaru lead the way to their homeroom. When they arrived Sakura opened the door, only to see the scariest sight she had ever seen. And believe me she seen a lot of scary things.
'What the fuck kind of place did my dad move me to!?' Was her first thought as she entered.
Me: Well I finally got that chapter out of the way!
Sakura: What happened to the others?
Naruto: (munching on some Cookie Crisp) I'm A-OK!
Kakashi: So, what did you do to Itachi and Sasuke?
Me: Have a look for yourself! (Pulls open conveniently placed window blinds to see Sasuke and Itachi tied to a tree surrounded by fangirls and gays)
Ino: Why are there gay people over there too??
Me: I painted a sign that said "Gay single men" and put it above their heads.
Naruto: That's a tad bit harsh don't ya think?
Me: Nope! Especially not when they threaten my Fox boy! By the way I have no problems or things against gay men. I happen to have some close friends who are gay.
Shikamaru: Whatever, this whole thing is so troublesome, why am I even here?
Me: Because I fucking said so that's why!
Naruto: Oh Shikamaru got burned!
Shikamaru: Whatever
Sasuke and Itachi: WILL YOU GET US DOWN FROM THIS STUPID FUCKING TREE!?!?!?!?!?!
Me: Hey don't be so mean to the tree!! It did nothing to you!
Sasuke and Itachi: WE DON'T CARE ABOUT A STUPID TREE YOU TREE HUGER GET US DOWN!!!!!!
Me: Yes I hug trees but all the demands and yelling ain't gonna get you down. But it will let your pants get stolen!
Sasuke: What the hell!? Why!?
Me: Because my little friend Mr. Rabid Squirrel (at my request) is chewing at your rope and right now it's loosened to the point where they can reach your pants!
Random fangirl: OMG I GOT A HOLD OF SASUKE'S PANTS!!!!
RF2: OMG REALLY??!!!! DON'T LET GO GIRL PULL!!!!!
Sasuke: What the Fuck!? Let goof my 150 dollar pants you rapist!!!!
Sakura: Well spending that much on pants is just stupid!
Itachi: Well in our actual world we're rich so it doesn't really affect us…
Me: (mumbles) Rich bastards….
Itachi: OH FUCK NO, NOW A GAY GUY HAS MY PANTS!!!!!
Me: (Snorts) Itachi…are those…Blue's Clues boxers you're wearing!?
Itachi: THERE IS ABSOLUTLY NOTHING WRONG WITH THESE BOXERS!!!!!
Me: I didn't say that. But now I know why there's a screw loose in your head!!
Itachi: WHEN I GET DOWN FROM HERE YOU ARE SOOOOO GOING TO GET TSUKUYOMI!!!!!!!!
Me: Well if you survive being attacked by gay men and fangirls, you keep telling yourself that.
Kakashi: Well you should know the drill by now, but please review!