Guy Face
My life sucks, like it's really stupid. Why do I find myself in such awkward situations?
Like for example: right now I am perched –uncomfortably- on a couch with many older (and intimidating) guys around me, all talking loudly and swearing a lot.
Ino and Sakura left ages ago and then, a few minutes later, Shino just abandoned me. And because I find it really hard to find opportunities to say goodbye; I'm stuck here in Sasuke's house with Sasuke, his older brother and all his brother's friends.
I am hardly daring to move in case one of them talks to me, because then I know I'll turn into a complete fool and talk nonsense.
All the same I risk a peek at the guy sitting next to me; he's really tall with blue (I repeat: blue!) hair and like really tiny eyes. These tiny eyes flicker to me and he grins.
"Hey there," he mumbles as the others laugh, shout, interrupt each other and (in the art buff's case's) fight each other.
I do a stupid little wave back and clutch my phone tighter, like it'll save me.
"So...how old are you?" Blue head asks.
Right now I don't have a clue how old I am as I'm scared out of my mind, but this guy looks about thirty or something...which now I think of it is kinda weird actually; that he's hanging out with teenagers and everything.
Obviously sensing I'm not going to answer, Blue head tries to guess.
"You like twelve or something?" he asks before taking a large gulp of water.
Twelve? Oh no! No he did not just imply I looked like a twelve year old!
Stung I hit back. "No, sixteen. What're you? Thirty?" I hiss.
The guy on the other side of me bursts out laughing. "F...fucking hilarious." he gasps.
Blue head looks invariably pissed. "No I'm not bloody thirty." he growls.
Argh he's so frickin' scary looking! In fact he looks kinda like a shark...yeah I know, that was the weirdest comparison ever.
"Aah Kisame, stop being such a little bitch about it," laughs the white haired guy next to me who'd been laughing before. He swings his arm around me (causing me to go bright red as he is beautiful) and grins down at me. "I fucking love you girl! You're hilarious!" he chuckles.
"T...thanks?" I choke out.
"Itachi, where'd your little brother fuckin' find this girl?" White haired guy asks Itachi.
Itachi opens his eyes (he blinks like really slowly and for a really long time I've noticed. Kinda weird, but Ino was right; he is beautiful).
"I don't know. I'll ask him shall I?" he asks in his calm, cool voice before standing up and turning to where he'd been sitting on Sasuke (yes Itachi had been sitting on his little brother, no I do not understand brothers at all). "Sasuke where did you meet Hinata?" he enquires politely.
Sasuke jumps up and glowers at his older brother. "Why should I tell you?" he demands.
"Because it is impolite to ignore your elder's questions and besides it was Hidan who asked." Itachi shrugs slowly.
"At a fast food restaurant," Sasuke concedes, he looks over at me and then smiles. "In fact Hinata wanna go to that place now? It's not too far away." he suggests.
Aah freedom!
Sasori tuts and wriggles out from under Deidara (who had pinned him). "Taking your lady to a fast food restaurant? That's not very classy is it?" he says disapprovingly.
"I'm...I'm not..." I begin, but I'm cut off by Itachi.
"Sasuke's going out with Sakura. She's pretty cute, I wouldn't mind..."
I don't hear the rest of what Itachi's saying because Sasuke drags me out of the room, swearing under his breath. Ah brotherly love.
"He's such a prick," he grumbles as he opens the front door and steps out, I follow him out and he turns to me. "Count yourself lucky you don't have any brothers Hinata," he says. "Itachi should translate to dick..." he continues.
He pretty much grumbles all the way to the food place before suddenly elapsing into silence, sticking his hands in his pockets and totally rocking his 'kinda emo' look. He smiles ever so slightly at me and nods at the restaurant. So I stumble in, slap bang into...
"Wheey Hinata! Someone's eager."
I glance up, there's no mistaking that voice, and yep it's Naruto, grinning down at me. I am very close to him; I can hear his heart beating, which means he can probably hear mine, which means...oh no. I jump back like I've been shot and go as red as is possible, before staring down at the floor and raising a tentative hand.
"Oh...h...hey Naruto." I mumble.
"Sasuke!" Naruto exclaims looking over my head where I can guarantee Sasuke is slouching, looking ridiculously cool. "What're you doing here?"
"Itachi and his mates are stinking up my house." Sasuke replies as I keep my eyes on the floor.
"Well...wanna eat with us?"
Us? Oh god that means...
"Hina! Smexi Sasuke! Heeeey guys!"
Argh. Shrieking voice. Killing ears.
I refuse to look up, but that's kinda irrelevant as Minnie rushes up to me and engulfs me in a hug. She steps back and smiles at me and Sasuke.
"Hey are you two together! This is like a total double date!" she squeals.
"I'm going out with Sakura." Sasuke drawls, but there's an annoyed tinge to his voice.
"Yah, yah, totally!" Minnie giggles. "That bitch totally needs to text me!" she adds thoughtfully.
She turns to me and starts dragging me towards a table. Déjà Vu. She sits me down then plonks herself next to me before leaning in close.
"I'm like arranging this trip to the movies tonight; d'you wanna come? And see if Neji wants to come too?"
This time I have an actual, valid excuse for why Neji can't come.
"He can't; he's going to some meal with his friends." I explain.
"Aww." Minnie pouts.
Sasuke and Naruto appear and sit opposite us.
"Why're you so desperate for Neji to come anyway?" Sasuke asks.
"Why? Jeeeaaalllooouussss?" Minnie sings, before reaching across and slapping Sasuke's hand playfully. Sasuke refuses to look at her and gazes blankly at the wall.
"So! Who wants what?" Naruto suddenly announces, leaping up.
"Burger, chips, milkshake and will you buy for me babe? Got no money." Minnie says, smiling sweetly.
Naruto grins at her and leans down till he's eye level with her. "Of course," he kisses her gently on the lips and I feel like puking. Naruto looks up at Sasuke grinning sheepishly. "'Cept Sasuke may have to buy it, cuz I've left my wallet at home."
Sasuke drags himself up, glaring at Naruto. "I hardly think that frog thing; you carry around, counts as a wallet dobe." he sighs.
"I think it's cute." Minnie gushes.
"Course you do." Sasuke sighs, he turns to me. "Hinata what do you want?"
"I'll...I'll just have a Sprite please." I mumble.
"Whatever! I'll buy you a burger Hinata!" Naruto grins. Beautiful smile.
"Oi Narutard you forgot your stupid frog remember?" Sasuke sighs.
Naruto looks confused for a moment then laughs loudly. "Oh yeah," he chuckles before turning to smile at me. "Next time, yeah?"
I nod shyly, and then Sasuke and Naruto plod off to join the line.
"So..."
I turn to see Minnie smiling knowingly at me. As if she knows anything other than how to apply about twenty coats of foundation.
"You and Sasuke eh?"
What! "Wha?" I gasp.
"I know I should totally tell Sakura, but you look so cute together." she continues, looking at her nails before smirking mischievously up at me.
Right, no, I'm nipping this one in the bud. "Sasuke and Sakura are going out; me and Sasuke are just friends." I say as sternly as possible (umm yeah, not very stern).
"But why are you here alone together?" Minnie protests.
"Cuz; me, Shino, Ino and Sakura were round his house earlier, then those three had to leave." I explain.
"Oh." sighs Minnie, looking deflated.
"Yeah, I'm not the type of person who would cheat anyway." Sasuke's voice sounds as he arrives, clattering down a tray aggressively.
Minnie falls silent, but she regards Sasuke coolly. Naruto falls down next to Sasuke and smiles at me before dropping ketchup packets down onto the tray, Minnie tuts and Naruto shrugs.
"Soz Min, there wasn't any mayo."
Sighing, Minnie grabs the burger and squirts tomato sauce all over it.
"So anyway the cinema 'ting' is on at eight, is that ok?" Minnie says through a mouthful of burger.
I nod and Sasuke –looking disgusted- does too.
"Bringing anyone tonight Hina?" Minnie says, smirking at me.
Wha? "...no." I mumble.
"How about you Sasuke?" Minnie turns her lipsticked grin onto Naruto's best friend.
"I suppose you've already invited Sakura? So, no." Sasuke sighs.
Suddenly my phone beeps:
Where are you? You should be home now
Dad
I sigh and stand up.
"Where're you going Hina?" Minnie asks, her question muffled by all the food in her mouth.
"Dad wants me back." I shrug.
"Well..."
I look over to see Naruto standing too.
"I gotta get back too; fancy walking together for a bit?" he suggests.
I fancy you! "Y...yeah...I mean...okay...cool." I stutter.
Sasuke's watching us with alarm. "Do you really have to go?" he asks urgently.
"Sorry Sasuke, but hey, Minnie's here." Naruto points at Minnie causing Sasuke to slump down into his arms.
"Say goodbye to your little bunny then." Minnie pouts.
Naruto kisses her softly then leaps up and trapezes to the door.
"See you guys! Remember: eight 'o' clock!" Minnie calls after us.
"We will sweetie!" Naruto yells back.
Sorry Sasuke! I thought pitifully in my head.
Then Naruto and I are on the street. I'm about to walk home with the cutest guy I've ever met, oh god, I think I'm gonna collapse!
Hope you liked this chapter. Next chapter the epic walk! I think it's fair to tell you that the chapter waits are gonna be very long from now on, longer even than the wait for this chapter, as I have stupid gayass exams coming up. I can only hope and pray that you'd be willing to wait for this smelly old fic. Anyway hope you enjoyed reading it :D