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He turned straight to our table and waved, I waved back, my goofy grin turning down when I saw who followed him through the door.

I tried not to scowl as they made their way over to us. I really did! I mean, come on! It was bad enough that he had blown us off but this was just too far.

Tanya.

Tanya Denali; captain of the cheerleading squad, official school slut and current girlfriend of Edward Cullen.

I sighed, of course he wasn't alone, that would just be too perfect, too perfect for me and my pathetic life.

I averted my eyes as they came closer, I didn't need to look at her face for longer than necessary. It disgusted me to just get a glimpse of her.

"Oh, look!" screeched my mother, completely oblivious to my sudden mood change – hang on, what mood change? I've kinda been moping all evening...-, "It's Edward!"

"Edward! You made it!" cried Esme, "and who's this?" she asked, motioning towards Tanya.

Ha! I almost laughed, of course they didn't know about Tanya, they'd only been dating a couple of days and Edward tended to avoid telling his family about his girlfriends since they usually lasted less than a week. I wonder what's so different this time.

"Hey everyone!" he replied, I risked looking up – big mistake – he flashed me one of his dazzling smiles, making my heart melt, how could I stay angry at him now?

"This is Tanya," he continued, placing his arm around her waist, ugh, I covered my mouth to prevent vomiting, "my girlfriend."

"Oh," grinned mum and Esme, "how wonderful! It's lovely to meet you!" continued Esme.

"It's lovely to meet you to Mrs Cullen," she replied in the most sickeningly sweet voice.

What the hell?! It's lovely to meet you too Mrs Cullen?! Ok, this is NOT the same Tanya. This is NOT the girl who, when asked to recite five well known William Shakespeare quotes, replies: "Like, as in the rapper?". This is NOT the girl who spends her free periods making out with the entire football team. This is NOT Tanya Denali!

"Oh please, call me Esme, dear," smiled Esme, before proceeding to introduce the rest of the table, "this is Edwards sister, Alice, their brother, Emmett, and their Dad, Carlisle," she began, quickly motioning around the table. "And these are our neighbours: Renee, Charlie, their youngest daughter Rosalie and I presume you already know Bella since you must go to Forks high?"

"Oh, of course! Bella! I'm sorry I didn't notice you there!" smiled Tanya, I smirked back, who the hell is this girl?

"Come on everyone! Budge over!" laughed Edward, ugh, this was getting too happy families for me.

Everyone squeezed together round the small booth, Tanya slid in first, next to me.

I held my breath to stop myself from retching at the overpowering stench of her perfume.

"So, Bella, how are you getting along with your English project?" she asked, flipping her (badly) bleached blonde hair.

"Umm, good thanks," I replied suspiciously, "I, uh, finished it last night."

She nearly coughed up her coke (actually it was my coke but nobody seemed to notice her take it), "but, but we got it three days ago!" she cried.

"Uh, yeah, and it's due in two days," I replied as if talking to a three year old.

"But, but, but," she spluttered, of course no one noticed the retard sitting next to me, coughing up her coke and failing to complete a full sentence.

Suddenly she straightened up, "yeah, well, I finished it last night too," she said quickly before turning to Edward and asking how long the chips would be.

I rolled my eyes and started on another piece of pizza.

"So, I hear it's someone's birthday?!" she smiled at Emmett through her dark red lips, "12? Wow! Big number!" she continued, fluttering her light blue eyelids and long black eyelashes. Honestly! What is with these cheerleaders and their overly done make up?! She also had on thick black eyeliner and excessive foundation and blush, ugh.

He nodded, obviously not very interested in her. Ha, you and me both kid.

"Excuse me," I said, getting up and heading for the bathroom, hoping to get a break from one of the worst nights of my life.

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