Two Dorks In Love

Chapter 4: This Is Why Its A Secret

Part 1: Chatting And Idiotic Ideas.

Robins P.O.V.

I starred at my computer screen in both anger and worry, I hadn't told anyone about my secret crush on Beast Boy until just now. Oh why were Kid Flash and Speedy such sneaky jerks?

The conversation via PesterChum (Its a Homestuck reffrence, its a chat program that I'll be useing in this story on a regular.)

CrimsonNightwing started memo 12:32 AM.

CN: hey guys!

RemarkableSpeedster entered memo 12:33 AM.

PhotographedArcher entered memo 12:33 AM.

RS: Hey Robin!

PA: Hey.

CN: so how are you guys?

RS: I'm doing wonderfully actually

PA: he just got regected by a group of girls

CN: HAH!

RS: I thought you promised not to tell him that

PA: I couldn't resist, it was too funny

RS: Sooo, who are you into Robin?

PA: Yeah, who do you LOVE?

CN: Well...

CN: I kind of dig Beast Boy...

PA: Of cource

RS: Knew it!

CN: but the thing is, I don't know what to say to him.

CN: Every time I try I just start speaking Romani and have to leave the room so I can controll myself.

RS: Don't worry Rob, we'll come over and address the situation emediatly!

CN: NO NO NO NO NO NO!

CN: You'll ruin everything, don't come here or I swear I'll tell Flash all about the whole "Raining Cats" insident from last spring!

PA: No way Robin, were comeing wether you like it or not.

RS: Yeah, BB will want to be kissing you by night fall!

CN: DON'T YOU DARE!

RemarkableSpeedster left memo 12:52 AM.

PhotographedArcher left memo 12:53 AM.

CN: You fuckers.

CrimsonNightwing ended memo 12:53 AM.

So here I was, trying to find a way to get Kid Flash and Speedy to NOT mess up my life, but at exactly 3 PM, those assholes were already in my room coing up with plans.

"We could cover you head to toe in catnip." Kid Flash said suddenly as Speedy was silently writing down his own ideas while I watched them carefully.

"No way Kid, he'll maul me, I'd know, I actually tried that once." I said as I fumbled with a batarang.

Kid Flash glanced at me before continuing to think. "We could use... NO! Its too dangerous!"

Me and Speedy shared a glance before looking back at KF in confusion. "Whats to dangerous, Kid?" Speedy asked, a bit worried about the young speedster.

"We could use Robs... Puppy dog eyes." Kid whispered dramaticly.

"No." I said simply. But something told me that there was no way out of this one. "FINE!"

TO BE CONTINUED

A/N: This chapter is to everyone whos been so patient for an update, part two will come soon, sorry. Its 10:14 and I'm too tired to write anymore. Laters.

~Supercasey