I HAVE RETURNED!!!!!
Snake: heh heh heh they'll never find me here
Me: O.o THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!? YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE FIC!!!!
Snake: does the word "Stealth" mean anything to you?
Me: GET YOUR LAZY BUTT IN THERE (boots Snake so hard that he flies into orbit, the fact im wearing combat boots doesn't help the fact that he wont be able to sit for a week)
Mewtwo's POV: my god… they are always smiling…… its so creepy…….. just smiles…. And they giggle……….. so creepy…….i think I wet myself…….
A/N: I do believe I shall not POV mewtwo while he is with the happy bunch
Peach and Zelda had Given up on trying to coax link and young link and were currently changing in the dressing room.
WITH ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"ooooooh! This top matches perfectl-……." A small red drop had fallen on Zelda's nose and a few more had fallen on the ground, Zelda slowly looked at the ceiling to reveal Captain Falcon wearing a "Princesses gone wild" shirt, taped to the ceiling with a camera and a nosebleed laughing pervertedly snapping off photos every two seconds…
With a loud scream Zelda ran out of the dressing room still only in her undergarments, this caused a chain reaction…
Zelda ran by Snake who was smoking a cigar in the gun section ( I had the Toast King ship him back from the moon). This cause Snake to fall backward from NBF(nosebleed force) knock a rifle off a rack and fire, hit a light fixture raining glass shrapnel down upon DK who freaked out from the hot rain and slapped Kirby which caused him to suck in a taco bell in the food court and he got TOO full and popped.
WITH SAMUS AND PEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" I REFUSE TO TAKE MY ARMOR OFF!!!" Samus yelled as she was cornered by Peach who had a malicious grin and a sequin top you'd think you would only see in Vegas.
"come on… you know you waaaaaaaant tooooo…." Peach said with a voice like that of Norman bates " you will join us in our girlyness and piiiiink!" Samus backed up some more and was now pinned to the wall by peach's use of the dark side of the farce, "I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!!!" Samus yelled "But Samus I am your FATHER!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- wait a minute… you're a girl, how can you be my father?..." Peach blinked and thought for a minute" because… I CAN!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!" peach then began to rip off Samus armor.
WITH PIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"OMFG IM NOT A GIRL!!!" Pit screamed as Zelda chased him trying to get him to wear a dress.
WITH MEWTWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mewtwo is crying and curled up in a fetal position, sucking his thumb in a corner of McSmashers while the happy bunch closes in on him laughing and giggling)
GOOD NIGHT THAT WUZ CREEPEH! Glad I turned off the TV!
Ness: hey look a TV… (flicks TV back on)
NOOOOO!
( on the TV is an ad for "Princesses Gone Wild!!, Starring Captian Falcon")
Ok now I will kill you ness, FACE CRAZY HAND!!
Ness: OH GOD NO!!! YOU SAW WHAT HE DID YOU PICHU!
Crazy Hand:MUAHAHAHAHAA EAT CHEESEY POOFS DICK CHENEY!! (procedes to shove dick cheney shaped cheesey poofs down Ness's throat)
Sorry it was so short I just get so involved in my Wii that I go into short Coma's hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe the end. I will add more later so….. LATER, PEACE OUT! (reveiiwwwwwwww) oh and Mr. Yum Yum, the Alien Cows are coming for you...