The instant messages-
Disclaimer-I DON'T OWN HOUSE OR ANYTHING OFF IT!!! SHUT UP FOX!!!Pairings: House/Cuddy (Huddy)
Genre: Humor/Romance
Reviews: NO FLAMES!!!
Rating: T
Show: Well DUH!!!
Summary: I just got an excellent idea! The nurses!!! Gossip central nurses are IMing about House/Cuddy!!! Read and Review!!!
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IM names-
GossipQueen- Nurse Brenda
NurseFlirt: The pretty blond nurse that Wilson always flirts with
ClinicGirl: I don't quite know so how about a new young nurse
OfficeSex: Cuddy's assistant (this time it's a young woman) (I know she's not a nurse)
GossipQueen has started the chatroomGossipQueen: Did you see them this morning???
NurseFlirt: Who didn't???
ClinicGirl: No one, it's so obvious, I mean come on they're totally doing it!
OfficeSex: Yeah, House came into work and made a beeline for Cuddy's office!
GossipQueen: Oh did you e-mail off the polls Diane?
OfficeSex: Yes, this morning.
GossipQueen: Good, I voted they're doing it in the exam rooms!
ClinicGirl: I said her office
NurseFlirt: Personally I think all of them!
OfficeSex: Also do you actually think she wears those shirt for him?
ClinicGirl: Of course, why else?
GossipQueen: And did you see her short skirt this morning?
NurseFlirt: Totally! And remember when House commented?
ClinicGirl: yeah he said "Why Doctor Cuddy such a disappointment compared to last night's out fit." lol!
OfficeSex: NO WAY!!! Really?
NurseFlirt: Really, I was there
OfficeSex: Omg!
GossipQueen: Oh did you guys hear the newest gossip?
ClinicGirl: What newest? That Chase and Cameron are going out tonight?
NurseFlirt: They're going out tonight?
ClinicGirl: yep!
OfficeSex: Dinner, date, what?
ClinicGirl: New fancy coffee place on Highland and Laurel Springs
GossipQueen: That place is supposed to be great!
OfficeSex: I've been there it is great!
ClinicGirl: Omg! Look over by the elevators!
Cut to elevators-"Hey Paul." Kayla says.
"Kayla." Paul says leaning down to kiss her lips.
"See you tonight?" Kayla asks.
"Of course." Paul says walking off leaving Kayla to walk away.
End cut-
GossipQueen: Paul Korper and Kayla Grand, wonder when Kayla will figure out Paul's doing Brianna Flayler
NurseFlirt: And I wonder when Paul will figure out Brianna is doing Anthony Etmanski.
OfficeSex: I thought she was over Anthony
NurseFlirt: No she was acting like that so Paul would do her.
ClinicGirl: Why does she want Paul?
GossipQueen: Heard he's good
ClinicGirl: Better then Anthony?
OfficeSex: I was talking to Brianna and she says they're both good
NurseFlirt: Well I was talking to Maria Jones and she says she thinks Brianna just wants attention.
GossipQueen: From who?
NurseFlirt: Everyone!
ClinicGirl: Can you belive her?
OfficeSex: No one does now after she claimed she didn't have a nose job
NurseFlirt: I knew it was a fake!
GossipQueen: Oh speaking of fake, House said he thinks Cuddy's breasts are oh natural
ClinicGirl: But last week he said they were fake
OfficeSex: You didn't think they were real?
ClinicGirl: I think they're real, but House keeps muddleing me up
GossipQueen: Hey did you see them 2 days ago in her office?
OfficeSex: I did, it's like there was a force field around them, I tried to talk and It was like I wasn't even there!
NurseFlirt: On a scale of 1-10 how high was the tension
OfficeSex: a 12!
ClinicGirl: Wow that's higher then usual!
GossipQueen: they both looked like they were just going to screw each other silly!
NurseFlirt: I swear if they hold it in any longer they're going to combust!
ClinicGirl: Why do you think she spazs out so much?
OfficeSex: True but she could be PMSing
GossipQueen: Oh did you know House monitors her's?
NurseFlirt: You're kidding, right?
ClinicGirl: No she's not
NurseFlirt: Omfg
OfficeSex: It's not that strange, I mean its House were talking about!
GossipQueen: There's this one patient that says she saw them about to lock lips but then House got a page!
ClinicGirl: Really, which patient?
GossipQueen: Room 306 in intensive care
NurseFlirt: I should meet her
OfficeSex: Guys! Look over by the elevators, again!
Cut to elevators (again)-House limps out of elevator and walks across clinic to Cuddy's office.
"Good morning to you too!" House says in mock cheer to Brenda as she gives him a cold glare.
House limps up to Diane (Cuddy's assistant).
"I need to see Cuddy." House says to Diane.
"She's busy." Diane rebels.
"Perfect." House says as he steps into Cuddy's office.
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OfficeSex: If you guys want I'm going to listen in.
ClinicGirl: Really?
OfficeSex: Of course, hold on
Cut to Cuddy's office-Diane is currently pressing her ear against the office doors.
House walks up to Cuddy's desk while she is on the telephone.
"Oh Cuddy!" House sings, making Cuddy to say good-bye to the donor on the telephone.
"What do you want House." Cuddy asks impatiently as House takes a seat across from her.
"Sex." House states simply.
"Well like always, No." Cuddy says.
"Awe!" House complains in a whiny kid voice.
"What do you really want? Case related or not?" Cuddy questions.
"Not." House says bored.
"Then why are you here?" Cuddy asks disbelievingly.
"So I can look down that lovely blouse of yours." House says pointing his cane directly at Cuddy's chest.
"How nice." Cuddy says sarcastically.
End cut-GossipQueen: What happened in there???
OfficeSex: Major flirt!!!
NurseFlirt: Like always
ClinicGirl: Guys, Cuddy's coming out!!!
Cut to Cuddy coming out of her office-"I need to go to a meeting, answer any calls please." Cuddy informs Diane.
"Yes Doctor Cuddy." Diane says while turning the computer screen from Cuddy's eyeshot.
"Thank-you." Cuddy says rubbing her neck subconsciously.
"You're welcome, good bye." Diane calls as Cuddy walks to the elevators.
House then walks out of Cuddy's office grinning wildly.
"Doctor House?" Diane questions.
"Yes?" House asks looking at Diane.
"Nothing." Diane says quickly.
House shrugs and limps off to the elevators.
End cut-
GossipQueen: What was that???
NurseFlirt: Why did you ask anything???
ClinicGirl: Tell us!!!
OfficeSex: I think he gave her a hickey…
A/N- I'm going to leave it there for now…now guess did he really give her one or no? This will be answered in the next update! Review!