Chapter 4
A/N- Yet another chapter up :) I'm on a role lol
A/N- I don't think I've said this yet but this story is dedicated to Zara, Becky, Aamina, Fatima and Henna as you guys are in it :)
A/N- In this chapter I diss Henna alot at start. Ooops Lol sorry xD But considering you aren't back from India yet you won't mind :)
A/N- The Names Again Are-
Cullen's Names-
Edward- I-Sparkle!
Bella- [Edward][For][Life]
Alice- P1X13~DUST
Jasper- STEEL SOLDIER!
Emmett- M0NK3Y-M4N
Rosalie- 100%-B1TCH!
Carlisle- DrVamps
Esme- Sugar'n'spice'n'all'things'nice
Jacob- Wolf'Boy
Other People's Names-
Zara- ItsGettingHorny!
Becky- {Edward}{Is}{Mine!}
Aamina- LittleMissVampire
Fatima- Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!
Henna- Twilight-Shitbags!!
Me (Jenni)- Rosalie~Must~Die!
All The 'Other People' are signing in.
Rosalie~Must~Die!- What do you think they thought we were plotting?
LittleMissVampire- Hell do I know
Rosalie~Must~Die!- Zara any ideas?
ItsGettingHorny- Nope...
Rosalie~Must~Die- Great we've got no hope
Twilight-Shitbags!!- Well don't ask me then
Rosalie~Must~Die- (Sigh) Go on then Henna. What Happened?
Twilight-Shitbags!!- Alice was wrong?
Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!- Yeah that must be it :D
Twilight-Shitbags!!- We've cracked it :)
{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- Wtf you 2...
ItsGettingHorny- I Hope that were sarcastic Fatima.. And you ain't at Henna's low level
Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!- Yeah it was...
Rosalie~Must~Die- Oh will you 3 shuttup
LittleMissVampire- Yeah we need to work out what Alice saw.
Rosalie~Must~Die- And why she saw it
{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- Ok first of all lets work out what we all were thinking about when Alice had the vision.
ItsGettingHorny- I wasn't thinking of anything.
LittleMissVampire- You got to have been thinking of something! Ok I'll go first I was thinking about what to draw next. Because I was talking to the Cullens then I thought of asking them for original pictures so I could draw them :)
{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- Well I was thinking about Edward....
Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!- Well I was thinking about flowers and fairies :) So sweet
Rosalie~Must~Die- Hmmm... I was thinking about us all being friends lol. Since that was what we were supposed to be talking about and none of you was even thinking about it!
LittleMissVampire- So nothing plotting on any of our minds... I just don't get it.
Twilight-Shitbags!- Oh well don't ask me then.
Rosalie~Must~Die- (Sigh) Go on then Henna what were you thinking about?
Twilight-Shitbags!- Nothing actually
{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- Nothing! You can't have been thinking of nothing at all
LittleMissVampire- Ahh it's Henna you would be surprised.
ItsGettingHorny- So what was it then!!!
Wolf-boy signs in
Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!- Who are you?
Wolf-boy- They call me Jacob.
LittleMissVampire- (Sigh) No you don't mean..
ItsGettingHorny- Jacob Black?
Wolf-Boy- Yeah wow how did you know?
Rosalie~Must~Die- Call it intuition
Wolf-Boy- Hey I like your msn name. Anti-Rosalie all the way :)
Rosalie~Must~Die- At least he has some sense.
Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!- Yeah but if he had any more sense he would get out of here before I...
ItsGettingHorny!- Calm down Fatima
Wolf-Boy- I don't like your msn so much
Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!- Well I don't like you.
Wolf-Boy- Fair Enough.
{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- Hey have you spoken with the cullens recently?
Wolf-boy- Not enough Edward lover. Gawd there everywhere. Edward this, Edward that. Team Edward here team Edward there.
{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- Yeah he's hot :) And you don't sparkle... =D
Wolf-Boy- So this is what it's about is it? Sparkles!
Rosalie~Must~Die- Will you shuttup :(
LittleMissVampire- Jacob have you spoken to the Cullens?
Wolf-Boy- Noo why?
ItsGettingHorny- We were talking to them on msn and all off a sudden Alice said she had a vision saying we were plotting something. They ran off.
Wolf-Boy- You mean they ran off from a bunch of girls?
Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!- Yeah its funny when you put it like that. Maybe you're not that bad
Wolf-Boy- Why thank you :)
Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!- Or maybe you are that bad...
All The Cullens Sign In
LittleMissVampire- Finally your back
Rosalie~Must~Die- What took you?
DrVamps- Me and my family have been talking
Twilight-Shitbags!- Ahh that's nice. Nice little family discussion
I-Sparkle!- And we've decided that it isn't safe for us to talk to you anymore.
[Edward][For][Life]- Yeah so we won't be seeing you no more
Wolf-Boy- Bella?
[Edward][For][Life]- Jacob? What are you doing here?
Wolf-Boy- Well I don't know. Just talking to my mates here. You know Sam, Embry same old and all of a sudden I was added to this conversation.
Sugar'n'spice'n'all'things'nice- Well we thought we would come online and tell you we will never speak to you again
100%-B1TCH- Well I didn't want to. Fuck them humans I thought but Esme made me
Sugar'n'spice'n'all'things'nice- Rosalie dear, be polite
100%-B1TCH- But they're plotting to kill us!
P1X13~DUST- She has a point
DrVamps- Well we'll be off then
{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- No wait
Sugar'n'spice'n'all'things'nice- We really have to go
{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- Please I know you think I'm a obsessed fan or a freaky perv but please hear us out.
DrVamps- Go on then
ST33L-S0LD13R- Carlisle...
DrVamps- No we'll hear them out.
100%-B1TCH- Well spit it out then
Sugar'n'spice'n'all'things'nice- Rosalie...
Rosalie~Must~Die- Umm Becky?
{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- Ok here it is. We don't have a clue what Alice has seen but we swear we aren't plotting anything.
LittleMissVampire- Come on look at our msn names. We love you :D Well some of us more than others =S
M0NK3Y-M4N- Well not all your names are very welcoming. Rosalie~Must~Die & Twilight-Shitbags.
ItsGettingHorny- Ahh ignore Henna.
Rosalie~Must~Die- And mine is nothing personal :) I just don't like her.
Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!- And my nickname... well..
100%-B1TCH- Nah it's okay we like your name
Wolf-Boy- Thanks Rosalie.
100%-B1TCH- Your welcome Dog.
Wolf-Boy- Dumb Blonde...
{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- So do you believe us?
P1X13-DUST- I don't know my visions have never been wrong before.
ST33L S0LD13R- But your visions are subjective. Things change
DrVamps- I don't know. If the Volturi found out we were making friends with humans
Sugar'n'spice'n'all'things'nice- Carlisle I don't think they'll tell.
Rosalie~Must~Die- We definitely won't tell :)
I-Sparkle!- Well I just want Bella safe
100%-B1TCH- Why she's human. What does she matter?
DrVamps- Rosalie, Bella is part of this family now.
[Edward][For][Life]- And I will be like you soon. Right Edward?
I-Sparkle!- Grreth.. Yes love...
[Edward][For][Life]- Ha ha :)
Twilight-Shitbags- Wait you mean Bella isn't a vampire yet?
[Edward][For][Life]- Yeh :(
LittleMissVampire- But that means we know your future!
P1X13-DUST- Huh?
Rosalie~Must~Die- Your written about in these books and they go far past where you are in your life now. So in turn we know what will happen in your near future.
ST33L S0LD13R- Hey Alice is the only fortune reader in this family.
ItsGettingHorny- We can't read your fortune.. as such. Just know more about you than you do at the moment :S For now.
Sugar'n'spice'n'all'things'nice- I see. So you could tell us any threats coming up?
{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- I guess so :D
Twilight-Shitbags!- But what if because they know something will happen it doesn't happen?
M0NK3Y-M4N- Huh? Wtf you on about.
DrVamps- I understand. But all will be fine if you don't let anything slip.
M0NK3Y M4N- So we're befriending them?
DrVamps- Yes. They are pure in what they say.
ItsGettingHorny- Wow you speak posh xD
Sugar'n'spice'n'all'things'nice- But we're going to have to go now
P1X13-DUST- Yeah I need to hunt.
LittleMissVampire- You'll be back soon?
ST33L S0LD13R- Apparently we will be.
Sugar'n'spice'n'all'things'nice- Well cya then
Cullens sign out (and Jacob.. he feels left out so signs out too.)
Rosalie~Must~Die- Ace :) This is gonna be great fun :)
LittleMissVampire- Lol. Come On Lets Go.
Everyone Signs Out
A/N Ok I know that probably got confusing but its going to start getting funny from here on in :) Because that was just like them getting to know eachother but now they do they can crack some good gags :) Lmaoo.
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