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Chapter Four:

"I really didn't expect that." Harry muttered as they entered the common room. Hermione looked still in shock.

"Parallel dimensions exist..." she breathed. "Theories proved false now proved real...what do you think their world was like? Do you think it would be like ours or would it be completely different?"

" I dunno Hermione but I'm tired let's go to bed." Ron said oafishly as he staggered up the stairs to their dorm. "We'll...ahh. figure this..out......tomooooorow." He yawned and pushed against the locked door, for about five minutes until he realised that it wasn't opening.

"Whassup with tha dooooor?" He whined slumping against the wall beside it. "Haaaarrry, the doors broken!"

Harry blinked, then laughed loudly at his friend sleepy antics. He unlocked the door, looked at Ron pointedly as he did so and swiftly entered the dorm room. Ron turned and winked at Hermione -having suceeded at cheering their morose friend up- and entered the warm room. Hermione smiled, sometimes Ron was quite sharp.....then again...

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Breakfast was quick for the two Amestrians as they wanted to escape the stares of the gryffindor trio. Envy practically dragged Ed away from his third helping of sausages.

Mme Pomfrey tutted at them and whispered to Professor Sprout.

"One never eats and the other eats like a suburban American child but they have practically the same mass."

"Growing boys Poppy, growing boys." Sprout chirped.

Ed entered the library and his golden eyes took a gleaming bronze hue and he purred.

"Ah knowledge." And he pounced on the last book he'd put down, tucked away in a dark cranny of the shelf. Envy sighed and resigned himself to another day of boring research and reading.

"Chibi you have eternity to read books, pace yourself!"

Ed raised an eyebrow. "After 'V' has been treasoned we'll be sent back and then I'll cut down on my reading, but I've got a limited amount of time here."***

This was their code for Voldemort and when he's killed. Reference to awesome graphic novel

Envy huffed, "One day off is all I'm asking Edo."

"Well what about this Hogsmeade trip all the midgets have been nattering on about?"

........

"You're just pleased you got to call someone else midget for a change, aren't you?" Said Envy in a deadpan voice.

"Yup!"

"Hypocrite"

"Pot calling the cocaine black!"

"Just 'cause I look like a plant doesn't mean I'm a drug!"

"You're my drug."

"...that's sweet. Yet slightly creepy. You sounded like Edward Cullen."

"DO NOT MENTION THAT IDIOTIC, SINGLE MINDED, STALKERISH SPARKLING GAY WEIRDO WHO UNFORTUNATELY SHARES MY NAME SUICIDAL MORON, IN MY PRESENCE!!!"

"Alright."

"...I feel emotional."

"Are you pregnant?"

"WHAT? NO? This isn't an Mpreg you know! What would our child LOOK like?!"

"Well I was thinking.."

"The horror of it all."

"..."

"........."

"...it would have blond hair with purple eyes, or green hair with golden eyes, decisions decisions..."

"WHAT DESCISIONS? We're not having one!"

"I wonder what we would call her? A sin's name like Apathy or something like Trisha?"

"...You'd consider my Mom's name?"

"Sure, it was a pretty name."

"Awww thanks...wait, why are we talking about this?!?!"

"Umm, chibi..."

"What?!"

"It's lunch."

"....Words cannot describe the hatred I feel for you now."

"Now you know how I felt."

"...The love encompasses the room doesn't it?"

"Love ya too Chibi now let's get you fed!"

And with that Envy picked up his lover and pranced out the library leaving all with ears larger than they should be, dazed and traumatised. Advice, never listen in on a conversation between Ed and Envy, you will not come out of it sane...

Harry trudged gloomily into the great hall for a quick lunch then going to the library. Stupid snape and his hellebore essay. He sat down and grabbed the nearest thing to him and stuffed it into his mouth. This continued for a few minutes...

Ed and Envy were staring at the dazed boy with faint amusement.

"Do you think he knows he's eaten Brussels sprouts topped with whipped cream?" Ed asked fascinated by the brunette's apparent lack of taste buds.

"Followed by trifle with gravy? I think even Gluttony would have trouble stomaching THAT particular concoction chibi." The sin drawled. Ed chuckled and nodded.

"C'mon palm tree I at least need to research more." And with that stood up and started walking out the room.

"HEY! I am not a palm tree! Take that back chibi!" he growled as he followed the diminutive blond out of the room....

Harry looked up and saw the green haired teenager flounce out the room (Not that Envy would EVER flounce!XD) and blinked. Then registered something awful assaulting his taste buds. Turning faintly green, then a puce colour he sprinted for the nearest bathroom, four floors away....

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