Xiao the Chaos
Mishimas keep on holding it
Hwoarang keeps on kicking in
Jin keeps on winning it
And Me keeps the fun in it [V1]
Like a cheesecake I'm so flavorful you can't bake it
I got it so great with multiple stances you can't make it [V2]
Like a dragon in the air, then a flower under your feet
Like a fatal mosquito bringing down giants at my feet
Can't say "chicken chicken!", ain't a Forest of dumb spam [V3]
Anticipate my many gimmicks, my various techniques
My friendship's so magic, no borders in my crazy land
Yakuzas on my birthday, I erect the Xiaoland [V4]
Devil Gene on rollercoaster, the other one in a tunnel of love [V5]
I might be the next host of the tournament too though?
[V1]Inspired from "The Bridge is over", a famous clash produced by KRS-One. It's about the tournament: run by the Mishimas, Hwoarang is a taekwondo fighter, and Jin factually won all the tournaments from Tekken 3 to Tekken 6
[V2]Her multiple stances are key parts of her gameplay as she can occupy space in different manners
[V3]"Chicken" was to be heard in Tekken Tag when someone won spamming the same move. The Laws are often described as spamming speedsters (and they are both loved and hated for that). But Xiaoyu has many moves, quick and unpredictable.
[V4]Xiaoyu talks casually to intimidating characters like Heihachi or Kazuya (but the latter doesn't like it).
Xiaoland is the name of the amusement park she dreams of.
[V5]Pun on Gene and Jin. Xiaoyu wants to send the Devil one on a fast road to death. And since she has a huge crush on Jin, well… *innuendos*