Pit woke up once again to the warmth the sun's rays brought. His eyelids fluttered opened as he yawned and stretched. He instantly knew something was off. His stomach felt a lot heavier than it had yesterday. He removed the blankets and screamed when he saw his stomach had gotten even more massive. Dark Pit snapped awake at the sound of the screams and looked at Pit with nothing but worry. Once again Pit's back was to him revealing nothing until he crawled towards him and peered over to find why Pit had screamed. As soon as Dark Pit saw the grown stomach he yelled too.

"What the fuck!?" Dark Pit shrieked. "What the fuck happened to it?"

Pit peered back at him. His face full of nothing but confusion and alarm. "I-i don't know! I woke up and saw my belly got even bigger!" Fear spread over his face, "Pittoo, what's happening to me? Why is it getting bigger?"

"I don't know Pit but you look like you might be 9 months now!"

"How did I go from 5 to 9 months over the night?"

"I-i don't know." Dark Pit replied, completely baffled.

Pit gasped. "I'm having twins!"

"What!?" Dark Pit shrieked. "There's no way!"

"I felt two kicks!"

"No, no, no, there's no way!" Dark Pit moved to get in front of Pit. He pressed his hand against Pit's belly and felt the hardness of it. He waited patiently but felt only one kick. He looked up at Pit with an irritated look. "You idiot, that's the same bab-gah!" he felt another kick from the opposite side of where he felt the previous one. "Y-you do have twins!"

"Wha-what are we going to do!?"

"I don't know."

"We can't have sex anymore!"

"What!?"

"Every time we have sex I get pregnant again!" Pit panicked.

"You think that when we have sex another baby is created in your already pregnant belly? Pit that doesn't even make sense! If that were the case then your stomach would be as big as this room with how many times we fucked last night." Dark Pit smirked. "Though I did enjoy that quite a lot and so did you Mr. Can-we-do-it-again."

Pit blushed furiously as his head fell into his hands. "I don't even know what came over me last night. I'm so embarrassed! I-i've never acted like that before. It was like it wasn't even me but it was!"

"I don't know either but you sure were fun! I enjoyed you and you sure as hell enjoyed me." He smirked.

Pit threw a glare his way as his blushing reached his ears. "I'm glad you enjoyed it because that's the last of it!"

"Aww but you were so much fun."

"I mean it Pittoo! No more! Let's be serious here! What if I'm right? What if every time we have sex I get another baby in my belly?"

"As I said before you would be a lot bigger."

"Well, what if it's if we have sex at night no matter what gets another baby?"

"Then we fuck in the day."

"Pittoo!"

"I'm joking, relax." He crossed his arms and stared at the huge belly. "You might be right though. I still don't understand how the fuck this is all happening but I guess it's possible since we know nothing of angel pregnancy."

"Pittoo?" Pit looked at him with a look that was serious yet confused.

"What?" Dark Pit met his eyes.

"We still have to get married. You promised you would marry me if I got pregnant and just look at me." He motioned to his tummy. "I'm pregnant with twins!"

Pittoo glanced at the belly with an unsure expression before he slowly got up off the bed and made for the wardrobe. He put on fresh clothes and glanced Pit's way. Pit was looking at him with a saddened look.

"You promised me Pittoo."

"I know what I said, okay?"

"Was it a lie?"

"No, it wasn't a lie! Maybe it was, I don't know."

"What do you mean?"

Dark Pit scratched his head and looked away. "I didn't think you could actually get pregnant so I said anything to get you to shut up and let me fuck you."

Pit gasped. "You didn't really mean it?"

"I didn't but I did! I-ugh! I need to go!" Dark Pit ran out of the room and flew away.

Pit watched as the horror of his words struck him.

"I didn't think you could actually get pregnant so I said anything to get you to shut up and let me fuck you."

Pit couldn't help the tears that fell from his eyes. He felt so used. Did this mean Pittoo had never really liked him? Was this whole thing just an act so Pittoo could have sex with him? He thought he meant more to Pittoo but maybe it wasn't true. Pit had developed such strong feels for Pittoo and now all this was crashing down on him. He felt his heart literally break in half. He cried so hard that his tears fell onto his stomach. He glanced at it and hugged it tight.

"I'm sorry babies." He wept. "I don't know what we're going to do now."

Dark Pit flew as far from his room as he could. He didn't know where he was going but he didn't care at that moment. He just had to get away from everything right now.

"Twins...he's pregnant with twins!" Dark Pit shook his head in disbelief as he landed on the nearest floating rock. He glanced back to see he was a good distance away from everything but not too far that he couldn't still see it. He found a tree nearby and walked over to it and climbed up the branches where he relaxed against the bark and glanced up at the sky through the leaves.

"What the fuck am I going to do? It was bad enough that he was pregnant with one kid but now two? This has to be some kind of a joke! How the fuck did he even get pregnant and there isn't even any records or any information on angel pregnancy! There is something wrong with this whole thing! How did he even get another child in him? I've never heard of fucking someone while they're pregnant gets you another kid! Is this why there aren't any records? Ugh!" He rubbed his temples. "I don't even know what to do anymore. I don't want kids. I don't want any of this! I just want Pit. He's the only thing I want out of this whole thing but I've fucked up. I broke his fucking heart when he found out a lied about marrying him. I mean, I want to be with him but that kind of commitment means throwing away my life and freedom. I just can't do it."

Then you should leave him. The eerie voice from before replied

"Oh great. You're back."

I told you I would return when you started to doubt yourself and here I am. I told you before you should've left while you could and now look what's happened. He is having twins. Don't worry though. You can still leave him. Look at how far away you already are. All you have to do is drop to the ground and fly away.

"And leave Pit for good to deal with...twins?"

Yes. He's a big boy. He can handle the twins with the goddess. If you thought you weren't going to be free before you definitely won't now. If you want your freedom now is the time to leave. Look? You're already a good distance away. Why not leave now and for good?

Dark Pit glanced back in the direction of Skyworld. The voice inside him was right. The freedom Pittoo had always enjoyed would be shattered completely if he stayed with Pit. He would never be able to have any alone time or anything. He would be stuck inside that room basically taking care of three babies! He couldn't surrender his freedom like that.

No, you can't surrender it so easily. Your freedom is all you want isn't it? Why not leave now? You had your fun with the boy. Do you really need him for anything else other than sex? He's nothing to you other than that. And to think he actually believed you when you said you would marry him.

"Pit isn't just something for me to enjoy. Although he was quite a riot last night, there is more to him than being a sex object. He's stupid but cute, has that dumb go-happy attitude, he's brave and goofy, a moron but a caring moron." Dark Pit looked away. "I know I lied to him but that doesn't change the fact that I still want to be with him."

He probably doesn't even want you now. You broke his heart after all. He probably thinks that you never cared for him. He may be forgiving fool but there is no way he would want you back.

"I know what I've done. Pit may not forgive me but I at least have to go back and tell him I still want to be with him."

You still want to be with him even though he is pregnant with twins? That's foolish. Turn away from him and regain your freedom. Do you really want to give that up to be with that silly boy?

Dark Pit sighed. "I don't want to give it up but I don't want to give up Pit either."

You can't have both. You can only have one. You said it yourself you didn't want any kids and that boy is going to have two.

"I know what I said but..." Pittoo glanced back at Skyworld. "I want Pit."

If you choose him then you destroy any chances of ever having your freedom, Dark Pit! That's what you love isn't it? Your freedom? Coming and going whenever you please? Serving no one but yourself! You still have a chance to be free!

"And what about Pit? I did this to him. I knocked him up. It isn't right if I walk away from all this but he can't. Pit is a hero, let alone a captain. He has duties to his goddess and troops. It wouldn't be right for me to leave him for my freedom when I made him lose his." Dark Pit jumped down from the tree and stared at Skyworld. "Why should I get to be free when I don't even deserve it?"

Because you aren't pregnant! It's his fault he got knocked up! He has the goddess to help him! You'd throw away everything for this boy?! You'd throw away your freedom to stay with him and deal with those little beasts inside him!?

"Those little beasts are my kids and yes, I will give up my freedom to stay with Pit. He is the only one I want and I can't desert him like this. I can't let him do this on his own."

You say you will give up your freedom to stay with him yet you won't marry him? You aren't thinking about getting rid of it just yet. You are still unsure of yourself. You don't want to fully commit to him because you still yearn to be free. Do you think you can just help him raise your little brats and leave whenever you want? No. Those beasts will take up your time for good. And you say you choose Pit because you want him? You aren't ever going to have time with him again. It will always be you and those bastards. You and Pit are toast. You choose him to lose everything. What's the point in that?

Dark Pit was silent as he thought about those words. They were true. He and Pit would never have time to themselves. But they would be sharing that time with their offsprings. Their children that will most certainly look just like them but perhaps some eye and hair mix ups. Dark Pit closed his eyes and thought of the two babies inside Pit's belly. His children...that would look like him and Pit. Perhaps one would have his eyes and his stupidly adorable smile. He thought of Pit holding their kids and looking at Pittoo with the same happy grin that first captured his heart. He opened his eyes and found himself smiling.

"I won't lose anything. I'll be gaining everything. I don't know anything about being a parent but I can read about it."

No! You said you didn't want to be a parent! You didn't want kids!

"I know but I have to be responsible and besides these babies are going to be pretty good looking."

They will just look like you two!

"Exactly."

No! You are a fool to stay with him! You won't be you anymore if you stay with him! You are Dark Pit! Come and go when you please. Serves no one but yourself! Keep to yourself and isn't tied down!

"I know who I am. I serve no one but myself and I'll keep it that way but I'm also going to be a parent and I can't come and go whenever I want anymore. I have responsibilities now. I still don't want kids but I'm responsible for getting Pit pregnant and maybe it won't be so bad as long as I'm doing it with him. I still want Pit though." He opened his wings and flew back towards Skyworld.

Don't think you can get rid of me that easily! You still have doubts inside you! I can taste them!

"I do have doubts. I doubt I will be a good parent but I have to try for Pit."

And what about sex? The boy said it so himself he won't let you have sex with him. Do you plan to just rape him when you want it?

"No. As much as I hate that he said that, I'm not going to do it unless he lets me. Besides, he might be right. He might get another kid if we fuck."

So why not fuck him, give him another child and then leave?

"I'm NOT leaving him voice! Now get the fuck out of me! I've made up my mind!"

So you believe. I will go now but there is only one way to truly get rid of me and we both know what it is. If you can look into the eyes of that stupid boy and truthfully tell him that you will marry him then and only then will I leave. You may desire him above all but we both know you are afraid to fully commit yourself to him.

A/N: Sorry if the angels were a little ooc. This is a part I guessed they would say. Hopefully I did a decent job and if I didn't im sorry.