Disclaimer: Do not ownage Naruto, yeh.


Naruto introduces Sasuke to the association. He doesn't want to but he remembers their names because his mind is programmed to automatically file things people say. It's just the way he works.

The man with brown hair and red marks on his cheeks (he doesn't want to know), who always talks about his dog is named Kiba. The red-head with no brows is Gaara, who he recognizes from one business party he was at but never was introduced to. Chouji, who he already knows because he is one of Shikamaru's acquaintance. Sai, who has the same black hair and eyes like him but has pale skin. The blonde curvaceous girl is Ino, who has been making lustful smiles on him. And lastly, the blue-haired girl he already knows, Hinata. Who wouldn't know her—she's a heiress!

"There's still one more… she's not here yet though!" Naruto says, grinning like a lovesick puppy. His eyes shimmer and his smile broadens and Sasuke thinks that maybe this is the real reason why he was brought here. To be introduced to a girl and approve of her.

Not that Naruto needs any approval of anything—he's the boss of everything. Seriously.

Deciding to humor his best friend, the raven-haired crosses his arms, leans in the wall and raises a brow, "A girl, huh?"

This causes the blond to pause and grin cheekily as he rubs the back of his head in an oh-shit-got-found-out-jeez-so-embarrassing manner. Naruto can be read easily most of the times and he's not even ashamed of it. "Ummm yeah. She's awesome! And really pretty! Smart too! I'm not sure if she'll come though—wait lemme ask Ino; they're BFFs." Pause. "Ino! Is Sakura-chan going to come?"

Ino just gives him a half-hearted shrug and continues chatting with Hinata.

"Stupid blonde." Naruto grumbles and Sasuke snorts in amusement. So much for being another stupid blonde. "Guess we just have to wait for her then."

She doesn't show up the entire night. Not that Sasuke is expecting because this "club" bored him to death. They talk a lot of nonsense here. He will make sure not to attend one more session.


Author's N: Tbh dunno where this is going. But I has a general of stuff. Yus.