Twinkle: Okay, so the poll hasn't changed much since only two people reviewed so I guess everyone is okay with the couple.
WARNING: THERE WILL BE A SMALL YAOI SCENE SO IF YOU DOING LIKE YAOI SKIP A SMALL PART. THERE WILL BE A WARNING! (If you don't know what Yaoi means, 1. What rock are you living under? And 2. It means gay. Guy x Guy.)
Twinkle: So, the poll is closed so you'll just have to see what will happen. I would like to thank my awesome beta EzzBomb2010! Thanks.
IMPORTANT AUTHORESS' NOTE: All my femnaru stories will be going on hold because I need to finish this other story I have. Thanks. It won't be long.
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Naruto was sure after this was over her face would be stuck in the scowl it was in now. She was dressed in the outfit her brother got and was looking at herself in the mirror. "Kyuubi," she whined, "everybody's going to think I look like an invitation."
Kyuubi snorted and came in the room in a red shirt with red shorts and red sandals. With his gold bracelet and red hair, he looked like a blob of red. "Well just show them you're not."
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO DO THAT IN THIS!" she asked. "Just because I'm curvy as you say, doesn't mean I have to show it off." Kyuubi looked at as if she was crazy. 'WHAT THE HELL! WHY DOES MY LITTLE SISTER HAVE TO BE THE ONE AND ONLY GIRL WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO SHOW OFF HER...um...err...what's the word...oh yeah (back to rant) STUFF!' Kyuubi thought.
"Naruto! Because you have a hot body, you are required to show it off!" Kyuubi stated loudly. Naruto sighed.
"Let's go." She said as she walked up front and grabbed her keys and threw Kyuubi his. After he walked out the door, she grabbed her jacket and zipped it up. When she got outside, after locking the door, she got on her motorcycle and put her helmet on. The two Namikaze pulled out the driveway and started down the street.
As they were driving down the street, Naruto noticed a pink car and a black car at the stoplight. Kyuubi was ahead of her and had stopped too.
Kyuubi scowled. He just had to be here with the Uchihas. He moved forward slightly and he noticed that Itachi, who was driving the car, did too. They both continued to move in front of each other. Sasuke noticed this and looked at Itachi with a weird look. "You're not seriously going to race him." Itachi didn't reply. The second Naruto flew by, Kyuubi and Itachi took off, leave the pink car in the dust.
Naruto sped on in front of the gang of men and started to do a couple of tricks (when no one was watching other than Kyuubi and the Uchiha's) like flips in the air, mono's and stuff like that. On the last turn Naruto put the bike so much to the side as she turned she was almost touching the ground. She looked back with a massive grin at the boys who were shocked beyond belief. 'Note to self: Naruto is better in everything so don't even try to beat her.'
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When the four friends got to the club, Sasuke stumbled out the car looking green in the face. Naruto snickered as she looked at her friend. "What's wrong teme? Can't handle the speed?" Sasuke glared at her.
"You three are insane. I'm surprised the police didn't get us." Sasuke said as the green faded.
"Well, let's go inside."
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"Naru-chan, come on," Kyuubi whined, "take off the jacket."
"No." Kiba slapped Naruto on the back.
"Come on Naruto. It's not like you have a hot body anyway." Kiba said off-handedly. Kyuubi sneaked up behind his blonde sibling and yanked the jacket.
"Please Naru?" Naruto glared at the red head.
"You just want to show me off!" Kyuubi scratched the back of his head.
"Even if I do make a couple dollars off of you-"
"WHAT!"
"-you shouldn't be afraid of what people think." Kyuubi finished. Naruto huffed and looked the other way.
"Fine. I'll only take the jacket off if I lose to you in a drinking contest." She said. Sakura chose that time to walk over.
"Hello skank," she turned to Kyuubi and batted her eyelashes, "Kyuubi-kun." The two siblings ignored her and sat down at the bar counter, all Naruto's friends behind them. Jiraiya, who was on bar duty, placed twenty bottles on the counter, ten for each. Kiba asked the question they were all thinking.
"Why would you challenge a grown man to a drinking contest?" Gaara smirked.
"Watch." Both siblings started drinking. By the seventh bottle, Kyuubi quit.
"I can't do it. You win, Naruto." Kyuubi said before he fell out his chair. Naruto snickered and helped him off the floor. They finally noticed Sakura.
"When did you get here?" Naruto asked. Sakura ignored her.
"I forgive you Kyuubi-kun. I know you didn't mean to call me a slut early this week." She looked at Naruto, who at the time, was finishing the rest of bottles then went to finish Kyuubi's bottles too. "What are you wearing?"
"She's wearing something really cute," Kyuubi said, "but she won't take off her jacket."
"Really now? Gaki afraid of her natural beauty?" a voice behind them said. Naruto froze before trying make a mad-dash for it.
'NO NO NO! CRAP SHE'S GONNA GET ME! KYUUBI I HATE YOU YOUR GO0NNA DIE! I'M GONNA MAIM YOU AND - '
Tsunade grabbed her by the back of her jacket and dragged her to the bathroom. Shikamaru was the first one to break the silence.
"Troublesome."
"Poor Naruto. Tsunade's going to put her through hell to get that jacket off." Jiraya said.
"Why does she like to show her body anyway? Most girls do it to attract guys." Chouji asked.
"Naruto's a tomboy. She never has liked to show her body to anybody. She thinks it makes her seem like a slut." Itachi answer but Sakura snorted.
"She's already a slut. What difference does it make?" she said. Kyuubi and Gaara glared at her. Kyuubi stopped glaring and put his finger on his chin before grinning like a mad man.
"It's something on her body." He said.
"No damnit!"
"It's your fault!"
"No it's not! Kyuubi did it while it was sleep!"
"Then what did you wear this!"
"He threatened to take away my ramen!" Everyone sweatdropped. Tsunade came back with Naruto close behind her. Tsunade wrenched Naruto off her and walked away. All eyes where on her. Kiba passed out, Sasuke and Gaara blushed and looked the other way, and Itachi and Kyuubi smirked.
Naruto was wearing a bikini-like crimson strapless top, crimson Barbie doll shoes, and crimson shorts. There were six straps, three on the left and three on the right, at the bottom of the top that crossed each other before they connected with her shorts. At the small spot above her shorts where the straps didn't cover was a small spiral tattoo.
Kiba bounced back up and ran over to Naruto. "God damn, I was wrong, I admit it." Naruto blushed wrapped her arms around her midsection.
"I don't like this." She glared at her brother. "When this is all over, I'm going to kill you." Kyuubi walked (stumbled) away to the dance floor.
"You'll thank me later." The blonde sighed and sat down at the bar. Jiraya gave her a questioning look before going back to severing. As the next beat started, she started to unconsciously tap the beat with the heel of her shoe. (Twinkle: The song is call Calabria 2007(Club Mix) if anybody's wondering.)
"Why don't you go out there and dance?" Jiraya said as he watched all the others go to the dance floor, and the Uchiha brothers leaned against wall and watched as people danced to the music.
Easy now, no fi go down,
"I already came hear wear whatever Kyuubi wants to call this and now you want me to dance? Everyone's drunk except for the prick brothers, Gaara, and Sakura and I don't feel like going out there only to get groped." When she finished Kyuubi came stumbling over.
"Naru-chan, come dance." Kyuubi said. Naruto glared at him.
"Are you drunk?"
"No. I can't get drunk, remember?" Naruto sighed, stood up, and let her brother lead her through the crowd over to where the two ravens were. "Now, you're going to dance with them." Naruto choked on the air.
"What the hell? No!" she yelled. "What is your problem?" she hissed. Kyuubi grinned at her.
"I think it'll be funny."
Easy now, no need fi go down.
"No."
"C'mon."
"And what makes you think they'll agree?"
"Because…"
"Because is not an answer Kyuubi." Naruto said. Kyuubi grabbed her arm and led her to the dance floor. Once they were in a place where they had a lot of space, Kyuubi got behind Naruto and crossed his arms over her waist. "What are you doing? We're siblings!"
"Since your acting like you can't dance, I'll teach you." As the beat started to kick up, Kyuubi started to dance. "Now dance with me." He stepped to the left and right to the beat. Naruto started to dance to the beat with when their bodies kicked into beat with the music. They separated and Naruto turned towards him and grabbed both his hands. They started doing the same thing they were just doing a minute ago while spinning occasionally. Naruto started to sway her hips to the beat.
Whoop Whoop
When you run come around,
Cuz I know you're the talk of the town
"So, finally getting use to the beat?" he teased. Naruto glared at him. "You know you could always dance, so why didn't you?"
"Why the hell would you want me to dance with one of the ice princes let alone both of them? Do you think I'm some kind of whore?"
"No."
"Then why?" Kyuubi sighed.
"Naruto, you're almost eighteen yet you still base yourself off of other people's opinion."
"That still doesn't explain why you want me to dance with them."
"I said it'll be funny." Naruto glared at him again. "Now, I'm going to get drunk."
"You can't get drunk!" Naruto yelled after him.
"If I have enough whiskey I can!" he called back. Naruto huffed and walked back over to the wall. She leaned back against it like the two ravens were.
"Trying to act like us dobe?" Sasuke teased.
"Shut it Sasuke. I'm not in the mood for you and your teme-ness." Naruto snapped.
No no no, don't funk with my heart
She closed her eyes and started to bop her head to the beat. She opened her eyes when she heard somebody move. She opened her eyes to see onyx eyes staring right back at her. "Where's your brother?" Itachi asked. Naruto snorted and jabbed her thumb in the direct of the bar. Itachi muttered a thanks and walked over to the bar. She closed her eyes again and didn't move when she heard somebody else move next to her.
"Dobe." she heard a taunting voice say. She opened her eyes and saw Sasuke's face mere inches from her own. She tried to step back but she was on the wall. She tried to make an escape but Sasuke's arms were on either side of her head. She was trapped.
"W-what t-teme?" she stuttered. He smirked.
10 centimeters
9 centimeters
8 centimeters
"Kyuubi told me you couldn't dance." Her face went red when he got closer.
5 centimeters
"W-what a-about it?"
4 centimeters
"Maybe I could help teach you too."
3 centimeters
"W-why would you do that?
2 centimeters
1 centimeters
"It's what friends are for." Sasuke said before he backed away. Her lips look so kissable. And I was soo close to. She smells like strawberries, cherries and everything that smells nice and more. Man I just wanna touch her- NO! BAD SASUKE! Before he and his blonde friend could go to the floor, someone stopped them.
"Sasuke," the two turned to the voice, "I need to talk to you outside. Alone." Gaara said in a demonic tone. Sasuke nodded and followed the redhead outside. Once they were outside, Sasuke was slammed against the garbage bin. "What is your problem, Uchiha?"
"I don't know what you're talking about, Subaku." Sasuke spat.
"What's with you getting all up close and personal with Naruto?" Gaara asked glaring. Sasuke matched his glare.
"It was just a joke. Now will you let me go?" Gaara complied and let the younger raven go. The two stood in silence for a while.
"I want you to stay away from Naruto." Gaara said. Sasuke narrowed his eyes at the half-demon.
"Why the hell would I do that? It was just a joke!"
"I don't care. I want you to stay away from her!"
"Who are you? Her father?"
"No. I'm her best friend."
"So am I." Silence fell among them again.
"I'm protecting her. So stay away from her."
"I was her friend before you even came in the picture. So don't go around telling me what to do and what not to do with the dobe."
"See, you even call her names."
"They're pet names duh. She calls me teme if you didn't notice. You don't see either of us bitching!" Though she would look cute all flustered... NO I'M THINKING BAD THOUGHTS AGAIN DAMN IT! Sasuke narrowed his eyes at Gaara again. "Why would you care now? We've been doing this for years, so what's with you getting so protective?"
"I like her okay!" Both of the boys' eyes widened at this.
"That's not a reason!"
"You're going to take her away from me!"
"She's not even your fucking girlfriend!"
"I don't give a fuck, Uchiha! She's too fucking close to you for me!"
"So you're going to take away part of her happiness for your sake! You selfish son of a bitch!" Hey technically that works since his demon is a raccoon-dog.
"You don't even need to be in the picture! You fight with her almost all the time!"
"Those are friendly fights! We never even get physical! What do you do! Even since we became friends, you barely talk! If you cared about her so goddamn much you would atleast have enough sense to write when she left! She gave us her new address, cell phone number, and email!"
"I lost it!"
"And that shows just how much you care!" With that being said, Sasuke opened the door and walked back in. Gaara punched the wall.
"Damnit!" He's right. If I cared so much I shouldn't have lost her info. I'm such an ass! He kicked the garbage bin before walking away. He never noticed the shadow that loomed over him.
Now's the perfect time to put my plan in action. You shall be mine Naru-chan. Mwahahahaha!
Twinkle: Mwahahahaha! Cliffhanger! It's seems things are heating up between Sasu-kun and Gaa-kun. Who will win Naruto's heart? Who knows! Oh, that's right! I know! Who's after Naru-chan? Why does he have such a creepy laugh? Can you figure out who it is? Why did I forget the Yaoi scene? (Don't worry, it'll be in the next chapter.) Why am I asking so many questions? Find out in the next chapter of Hiding in Hellschool! JA!