4.

It's so awful when you wake up with a bad mood and you already know it, this day will sucks.

Snape has only bad days everyone knows it. But also he's a gentleman, he never takes any violence move, but he has the most manners of sarcastic, and he really knows how use his dark, scary, deep voice.
Unfortunately, there's always some people are in a wrong place in a wrong time.

Mr. Longbottom

"If you dare to burn it at the center of your desk one more time, I will smash your head into a cauldron. I'm not using your cauldron because if I did your face would melt. Thanks to your lack of talent at Potions."

* Snape roared so loud that Neville's head was coated in saliva.*

Mr. Potter

„POTTER, THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW! 50 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR! IF YOU SO MUCH AS SNEEZE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, I'LL TAKE IT OUT ON YOUR FAVORITE PAL! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!"

*Harry's head was set on fire by Snape's looks.*

Miss Granger

"I know how much you love to disrupt my Potions lesson. I think you are aware of how, how many minute a human can hold their breath. From now on I recommend saving your energy, because we have 25 more minutes in the class and every time you take a breath, it will cost you 5 points from Gryffindor."

*Snape smiled sarcastically and took a deep breath.*

Professor Trelawney

"How many times do I have to tell you, stop following me! I don't care about any of your predictions, because even you can't understand them. If, you can't leave me alone, I will write a letter to your old pal Dolores Umbridge!"

* Snape showed her the envelope with the stamp and envelope on them. *

Lupin & Black

"What is the story, quadrupeds? Black I saw a very cute collar in the shop window the other day. I can take you on a walk in the Forbidden Forest, it's not a problem. And Lupin, I heard a song and somehow I just can't get it out of my mind. I like the chorus: Dancing in the moon light, everybody dancing in the moonlight..."

* After that nice conversation, Snape had to run. Fast.*

Albus Dumbledore & Lord Voldemort

"Do not smirk at me Albus! Have you been eating too many sweets again? I told you; it's not healthy. Just stop it!

Voldemort, you need to sue your plastic surgeon! You look like Michael Jackson. Don't you see it? And if I can give you some advice, a facelift is needed for you."

*These were his last words, because Albus and Voldemort shouted at the same time: Avada Kedavra!*