Matsumoto's P.O.V.

"Awwwww Taichou is so mean!" I made a face when he practically threw me out of the office and into the gate. "You know, I'm starting to think that taichou doesn't want me around."

"What would give you that idea?" He snorts and get's back inside his office.

I sigh. 'When is he going to loosen up a little bit?' I walk through the gate and leave for Karakura town. 'Now let's see. Where should I go first?' I probably should go to Urahara shop first, to get a new gigai. The one I have hidden is getting too small. But right now I'm in no mood to deal with that perverted old man.

I know! Orihime must be at school right now! So I can go there and ask her to stay there. And I also can tease Ichigo a bit. Yeah, that's so fun! So it's decided. First stop: Karakura High School!
But first I need to get the gigai and the uniform out of my suitcase.

Note for myself: Never leave the gigai in a suitcase. It is on the weirdest position possible, and I'm the one that goes to feel the pain. Tomorrow first thing in the morning I'm going to Urahara shop. That is, if I actually wake up before midday. Eheheheh

Okay, let's see how to get to Ichigo's classroom. Last time I was here with taichou and the others, we found him on a classroom that had a plaque that said "1-3". He must still have class there. How hard can it be to find?

Half an hour later

The bell just rang. Good! This means they aren't having any classes right now. Man, finding the classroom was harder than I thought. Maybe I should've just come outside and scream like Renji did on his first visit to Ichigo's School. Well, whatever. Now to surprise them.

I open the door, and I immediately find several pairs of eyes looking directly towards me. Gladly there isn't a teacher's pair among them. "Hey Orihime! Ichigo!" Orihime stays confused for seeing me and Ichigo has a mix of horror and confusion stuck on his face. I wonder why. Before I can say anything, there's a kid that jumps at me screaming "Nee-san! What a great uni---" I cut him off by hiting him with my fist. Man this kid… Keito?... no Migo?... no Keichiki? No…. ah! Keigo! The brat that allowed Ikkaku and Yumichika to stay at his house last time. He really is a weirdo. Who in their right minds would let that narcissist and temper issues baldy stay at his house? Never mind. I proceed to hug Ichigo and then Orihime.

"Hmm Rangiku-san? What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in Soul Soc---" before she can reveal anything else to the stupefied students, the quincy boy, Ishida Uryu covers her mouth.

"I'm here, because taichou had to send someone from our division to help Ichigo! But I think he just wanted to get rid of me."

"I wonder why…" I hear Ichigo grumble really low, but loud enough for me to hear.

"What was that?" I ask turning to him, with a menacing look on my face

"Nothing." And then starts cursing under his breath. I choose to ignore him, and I hugged Uryu who turns a really nice shadow of red while he readjusts his glasses, and I pat Chad on the shoulder, to which he nods in acknowledgement. I also hugged Rukia, and with that the greetings were done.

"Anyways Orihime." I walk to her, and hug her again while the rest of Ichigo's classmates are watching the entire scene dumbfounded. "I need a place to stay, and I was wondering if I could stay with you? I was going to ask Ichigo to let me stay at his house" he replied almost immediately with a "Hell no!" "but last time he didn't let me stay, even when I took most of my clothes."

"WHAT!? That never happened! You only unbuttoned your shirt and lifted your skirt a little!" He said quite loudly, blushing furiously and receiving jealous glares from most of the boys in his class. "And I was covering my eyes! So I didn't see anything! I already told you that I'm not that kind of man!"

"So that's why you had a gap between your fingers, right, Ichigo?" Rukia intervened, which made the strawberry turn even redder than what he already was. God, this girl is good! I bet that she and I can have some fun time at Ichigo's expense.

"Of course you can stay with me Rangiku-san! That way I'll have someone to share my cooking with!" She said bouncing.

"Yay!" is my intelligent response and I hug her again. "Oi Ichigo, seriously now, we need to have a meet at your house about the reason I'm here." I say, replacing my happy expression with a serious one.

"Ok, fine by me. But couldn't we just meet at Urahara shop. It has more space in there."

"No! I'm not in the mood to see the old pervert." I say pouting slightly.

"Yeah, Yeah, wathever. We have more one period of class. At end we'll meet at the school gates."He says shoving me out of the classroom and into the hallways. 'Why is everyone doing this to me today?'

I wave goodbye and go to the school gates. Now first thing I'm going to do is eat something! I just love human food. And I can save shopping for later. When I got to the nearest Ice-cream stand I ask three balls of stracciatella and two of lemon. What? I'm hungry. The man gives me look before serving me my request. When I get my wallet to pay the money he says:

"Please, this one on me." He smiles sweetly, trying to flirt with me. I give him another smile, and retreat for a walk on the park. I still have half an hour to get to Ichigo's school.

When I get there, they are already waiting for me. We immediately go to Ichigo's house, with that Keigo kid on our tail. He eventually says goodbye a few blocks from our destiny. When all of us enter the house, I see a blur of black attacking Ichigo.

"IIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" It screams. Ichigo blocks the blur and throws him across the room. "Well done my son. I've taught you well."

OK, right now I'm assuming that the goat face is Ichigo's father. "Shut it hold man! What if you had hit one of them instead of me? You're impossible! We're going to my room, so now calm down. And don't you dare to spy on us!" With that we are all directed towards upstairs. Before that, I glance around the room and spot two little girls. One with blondish hair and another with black one. The black haired one stares at me with slight widened eyes. I know this girl. Oh, that's right. This is Kurosaki's sister. The one that called taichou a short elementary student. Oh, he was so pissed. I chuckle inwardly and start going upstairs. She recognizes me, and makes a move to speak, but I put a finger on my mouth signaling that she should be quiet. She quickly understands and goes back to reading her magazine, while the other girl in the room, looks at us, with a curious gaze is also their sister.

When me and Rukia entered the room, Kon, the lion plushie, jumps at us screaming "Nee-san!" Rukia crushes him with her foot quickly. He's back to his feet amazingly fast and attempts to jump to my breast. With one swift kick I throw him across the room. "Okay, so what do you want to talk about?" Ichigo breaks the silence looking at the plushie sliding slowly and silently down the wall. There's some ruffling outside and Ichigo get's up. "Excuse me for a moment." He opens his door and starts yelling, "You perverted old bastard! I told you not to dare spy us!" He places a kick on his dad's head.

"But son! How do you expect me to thrust you and those two boys with three beautifull girls in your bedroom?" he whines.

"You perverted old man! What kind of shit have you been reading!?" He kicks him again, and this time the old man stops, and starts whining once again, but to a poster. While he cries and sobs to the poster, he sobs, and tells stuff like "Masaki our son has grown up!" "Our kids are so mean to me" and stuff like that. Scary. Ichigo bangs the door, and moments later I hear some screaming, which I recognize as being Karin, telling the old man to shut up. "Sorry about that. So, what were you saying?"

"Oh, that's right." I recompose myself from the trauma that is meeting Ichigo's father. "Soul Society has been registering weird manifestations and occurrences in Karakura town. I was sent here to investigate these unknown occurrences and help in case an Arrancar attacks. By the way, have you been encountering any weird creatures lately?"

"Yeah, now that you mention it. We have been fighting some hollows or creatures that are smaller, tougher and have different abilities than normal hollows. The level of intelligence doesn't seem to have changed, though." The quincy boy answers.

"Basically, they still are dumbasses." Ichigo completes.

"Good. These creatures, according to your description seem to be stronger than an average hollow, but less of a threat that a Numero. So for now, we should be able to handle them alone" I analyze the situation. We aren't in that much trouble right now. That mean I can go look for a store that sells sake before going to Orihime's. The perfect thing to finish the day!

After discussing the situation, organizing patrols and me and Rukia pissing Ichigo off, we left the Kurosaki residence. Orihime and I went to the nearest store and bought groceries (including my precious sake) and insisted that Ishida and Sado had dinner with us and hung after with us later. They had no choice but accepting. I can be really persuasive, you know? We also invited Rukia and Ichigo, but they said they would meet us later. It was Friday after all.

Dinner was made by Orihime, and it was delicious, but of course, it looked a bit off. It was rice with fish, honey, strawberry and chocolate. The boys made some faces (even though that you couldn't really see Chad's expression clearly), but I don't know why. When Ichigo and Rukia arrived, I was already a bit drunk, and had convinced Orihime to drink a little. With only two cups, she was already singing on the table. Ichigo, even though he argued for a good ten minutes about it, but eventually drank as well. Uryu, with a little begging from my part took a sip, and half a bottle later could barely stand. Chad was the only one who didn't drink anything at all, claiming that he would be the one that had to take all of them home. I couldn't get him to drink, not even with my "evil look". Me, Ichigo and Rukia had a drinking contest, in which, surprisingly, Rukia was the winner. After some awckward situations, pictures and blackmail material (Orihime and Uryu making out included) Chad decided it was time to take the three was already past midnight when Chad dragged Ichigo and Ishida home. Rukia, incredibly was able to go alone, though she wasn't walking in straight line.

The next morning I remember waking up in the couch to the smell of Orihime's cooking. My head hurt a little, but sleeping a good number of hours helped. It was already afternoon when we started having lunch. After cleaning the house, we called Rukia to meet us at the mall. In the mean while, I got a message from taichou, saying that he and the rest of the party would be meeting with us at the Urahara shop this evening. I quickly text everyone, so they know it.

When she got there, she was dragging Ichigo who spent the whole time mumbling and grumbling things about "headaches", "blackmail", "evil women", "stupid shopping", "being bossed around by a midget" and "never drinking again with Rangiku".

We spend the whole day shopping, when my gigai's leg suddenly got a strange angle, scaring a young kid for live.

"Ah! Stupid thing!" I cried.

"We should go to Urahara now; we need to discuss this situation with him anyway and meet there with Hitsugaya-taichou" Rukia suggested and Ichigo sighed in relief.

We made our way to the shop, with me and Rukia teasing Ichigo how he had lost to us in a drinking contest. When we made it there, Chad and Ishida were at door waiting for us. After we got inside, Urahara greeted us and put his fan in front of his face. I couldn't help but notice that had been glued with tape in half.

"Well, let's head to the living room then, shall we? I'll ask Ururu to brings us tea." He turns to the red haired brat next to him on the counter and asks: "Where is our guest, Jinta?"

"He's in the living room having tea and ranting about something."

"Good, then. Let's go children" He says to us.

"What happened to your fan Urahara-san?" Orihime finally asks what we all have wondering.

"Oh, this?" He says waving it around "My guest chopped it in half with his hands" he says smiling and opening the door and signalizing us to come in.

In the corner next to the table is a handsome white haired man, with a sleeveless black t-shirt and plain jeans, sipping on his tea. When he turns to look at us I immediately squeal and jump him.

"Taaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu!"

I'll end it here for today X3

Hi everyone! I'm back, I told you I was putting the new chapters early^^! It isn't as good as the previous though. This was Matsumoto's P.O.V. What did you think of it? And before anything, I know that Japan's legal drinking age is at 21, but I needed an excuse to put Matsumoto drinking, and add IshiHime to the story XD It's only did for laughs though (not a big fan). Sorry, I really shouldn't eat chocolate stuff at 3 in the morning.

Anyway, thanks for reading and supporting this story. I'll be posting some more in a couple of days.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or Devil May Cry. They belong to Kubo Tite and Capcom. If I did do you think I would be writing fan fiction of them?