It was minimum day today; less work for the students, less work for the teachers, a lot of crap for the principal and vice.

Tsunade sat lazily as she lay her head on her desk. It was 3 hours after everyone else was dismissed, and only Tsunade and Jiraiya were working. Tsunade sometimes wondered how he could endure all this work. Not once has he had his eyes off of his work, not even to see what she was doing, not even if what she did was really odd. Tsunade decided to see if she could beat him at it.

She shuffled at her files and went through them as she was supposed to do as she read each of the new ones, signing them and such, sending back replies. After about an hour, she was quite done, and Jiraiya was almost.

He yawned and rubbed his eyes underneath his glasses. Tsunade laughed a little.

"You may be dismissed if you'd like." She generously offered.

"Nah." He said, stretching. His tie was loose and hanging from his neck. "I still need to deal with this first."

Jiraiya peered over to her desk and gasped a little. "My, this place is a mess! Everything's everywhere!" He said, standing up to the middle of the room and stooping over to pick up the files and such.

"Oh, hehe," Tsunade said, scratching at the back of her head. "Sorry about that. And please, I'll clean it up."

Tsunade stood up to take the work of his hands, but an unseen suitcase stood in her way as her right foot hit it and threw her off balance. She fell, trying to find something to hang on to, which happened to be Jiraiya's collar, bringing him down as well. Jiraiya's back thumped on the floor as papers flew about, as Tsunade was cushioned by his torso. Tsunade opened her eyes to find herself on him. She turned really red, so red as to not do anything for a while. His eyes peered through the glasses that were somewhat out of place. When she thought everything was going to go disastrous, Jiraiya only laughed, forgiving her clumsiness.

The door swung open as Kakashi came in. "Hey guys I forgot my--…." He paused, staring at the two on the floor. Tsunade's face turned an even greater shade of red as she only knew what Kakashi was thinking right now. She tried to think of what to say, but she was too penetrated by embarrassment. Jiraiya only looked confused, as if having someone fall on him and stay there was just innocently normal. Kakashi's eyes widened and began to stutter.

"Oh, um. I-I-I'm sorry for i-interupting… a-again!" He said, opening the doors and fleeing.

Tsunade let her head fall on his chest in failure and embarrassment.

"Fuck." She muttered. Jiraiya patted her head in sympathy.

"It's alright."

The doors opened once more as Shizune came in. "Hey what's with Ka—"

She paused as Tsunade just stared in distaste and Jiraiya gave that same confused look. Shizune tried not to freak out. Instead, she tipped her glasses and threw a small packet from her purse at Tsunade.

"Use protection." She said, walking out the door, then running after.

Tsunade picked up the plastic. "I'm shocked enough that she even has this with her."

Jiraiya saw it, not recognizing it. "What is that?"

Tsunade blushed and replied. "Oh, nothing." She laughed a little. Jiraiya laughed as well. The laughter died off as Jiraiya tapped on her head.

"Um. I think you should... get off me now." He said, trying not to sound rude.

"Oh! Uh, yeah. Heh." Tsunade said, rising up from the awkward position with cheeks painted pink. Not a very good way to end the day with someone you supposedly like. Jiraiya laughed and got up.

"Well, I better go," Tsunade said, hoping to escape this newfound embarrassing memory.

"Yeah, me too. I'll just finish these stuff first thing in the morning."

They packed up their belongings as Jiraiya waited at the door for Tsunade. Tsunade closed her bag and walked over, once again, tripping on that unseen suitcase. Cluts. Thankfully, this time, he had caught her before she fell on anyone.

"Ah! Sorry. I'm too clumsy." Tsunade said, blushing and gripping at the arms that saved her further humiliation.

"Heh. It's alright." He said.

She paused for a bit and giggled, as if struck by Cupid or something. Not that she didn't like him enough already.

He sighed a smile as he tilted his head and softly kissed her cheek and felt her grow warm

"Come on, get to home." He said, smiling as he opened the door and let Tsunade go out first, not knowing what a freaking heartthrob he was being right now.

Some men may never know.