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Im not even going to say how late this is DX Things have just been absolutely insane for me. Thanks to zak (Sorry, I can't remember how to spell it x3) for keeping me with it. Seriously. If you hadn't reminded me so much, I may have forgotten.
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You are still the insomniac. But you're not just an insomniac anymore. You're an insomniac who's in a load of shit right now. You look towards your Sistersprite. She is giving you that glare that you always got when you're in a lot of trouble. She may have been your sister, but she's still your guardian. You don't even know where to begin on explaining what happened.
You suddenly feel like you're eleven years old again. Like that time when you knocked out the power in you're neighborhood so you can download a new server and used the wrong coding to get it for free. It blew out the transformers and you were the first person to be thought of to be the one who caused it. You were in so much trouble for the longest time. But this was different. You didn't turn your sister into a sprite in a wierd game that alters reality.
"Uhm.. I told you to not touch it..." You say awkwardly, feeling a bit more intimidated by your sisters glare.
"What. Just. Happened" Your sister demands, floating a couple feet from the ground. You stare, not sure where to begin.
"Well.. It has to do with this game I started playing-"
"Why am I not surprised?" Your sister crosses her arms, continuing to glare angrily. You groan slightly. This is all to wierd to explain. This is a longshot, but you're willing to try it.
"Its all just a dream." You say. "You're actually sleeping inside. None of this is real."
Your sister may be in the wierdest situation ever to have happened to someone, but she's not stupid.
"Maria. No I'm not. What the fuck happened? And what is this game your were talking about?"
You don't have time to explain.. This is really a timepressing matter and you can't stand here and tell your sister she was prototyped by a kernel in a weird ass game. But her glare was scary..
You sigh. You have no choice.. "Its a game that alters reality apparently.. I didn't think it would really be life-affecting but its a wierd game that was just let out."
"..."
"Sis..?"
"This is a dream... none of this is real... I'm just sleeping inside. No game can do this.." She says, looking at her body. The lack of legs seemed to be giving her a delirious feeling. Yes! Good!
"Y-Yeah.. just, go inside and you'll wake up soon and everything will be normal." You say. Your sister floats.. walks.. whatever the hell she does inside. You run in after her and make a dash upstairs.
You get to your room and shut and lock the door, flinging yourself to your desk. You see a couple chats are open, one of them being Christie, and the other being someone you've been trying to avoid because she bugs the hell out of you. Christie first.
-killerGoldfish [KG] has begun pestering reversedSourcecode [RS]-
KG: Maria.
KG: Dude.
KG: FFFFFFF
KG: Answer mee!
KG: DNSBD
RS: Calm yo tits Christie Im right here
KG: They are calm, you just need to answer me occasionally
RS: I answered
RS: Whats up?
KG: Leon confused me even more with his talk. Can you clear it up for me?
RS: Sure as soon as I clear up my own issues at the moment I did just kernelsprite my sister
KG: ...
KG: PFFFT XDD wow.. smooth move
RS: Shut up
KG: No. This is too amusing
RS: Shut your face and I might be able to help you
KG: /sigh Fine. Ill shut up
RS: Thank you now what was it you wanted to know
KG: Whats the whole point of this damn game?
RS: The hell should I know
RS: I think we just play it
RS: Maybe the pbject of the game will show up later while we're playing...
KG: hgnrerr... maybe.. but this is weird. A game that alters reality and as of now has no objective...
RS: Yeah I know whatever we can't really ignore this at the moment so we might as well play it.
KG: Yeah I guess
KG: But
KG: Just so you know, if anything happens
KG: It's all your fault. You made me play this stupid game.
RS: ...what a wonderful friend
KG: Anytime~
KG: SHIT
KG: SHIT
KG: I GOTTA GO
-killerGoldfish [KG] has ceased pestering reversedSourcecode [RS]-
You stare at the message board for a second, wondering what happened with Christie. Meh. You'll ask later. Now you gotta deal with this other person.
-nocturnalOnlooker [NO] has begun trolling reversedSourcecode [RS]-
NO: Hellooooooooo~
RS: Oh god not you.
NO: what? you don't want tooooo sssspeak tooooo me~?
RS: Not really Im kinda in the middle of something pretty important.
NO: What could poooooooossibly be more important~?
RS: Anything and everything.
NO: You humans are cruel~
RS: You speak as if youre not.
NO: Im not. I just want to knoooooow moooore about your race. Are all humanssssss cruel like that~?
RS: Youre typing annoys the hell out of me just so you know
NO: And yoooour lack of punctuation annoooysssss me as well, are we even~?
RS: I guess
NO: So what is thissss impooooortant thing you were saying~?
RS: Nunya
NO: What's Nunya~?
RS: Nunya business thats what
NO: Oooooooh, thissss is sarcasm~
NO: Im guessing yooooou have no intention on telling me~
RS: Bingo
NO: I'll find oooooout eventually~
RS: Hah good luck.
NO: Thank yoooooou~!
RS: ...right...
-[reversedSourcecode [RS] has ceased pestering nocturnalOnlooker [NO]-
Jesus that chick is weird.. Asking wierd questions that she had no business asking. You sigh loudly. What now? You can wait around for something to happen or wait for your sister to realize this isn't a dream and barge into your room. Even wait for Christie or one of the guys to pester her. Nahhh, you're gonna be the guy who knows whats going on and the one trying to coach Christie through this game.
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Again.. sorry for the wait, Hellish scheduel and whatnot. BUT ITS HERE. And with the introduction of another troll. Please, this time, give me more than five reviews. Thats one reason I waited a while to post this. I want a bit more reviews. I want to know what you guys think.