Chapter 3-Car Ride
"Fellas," Dave said when he woke the boys up at 5 am, "It's time to get up; we have a long trip across the country by car." Alvin moaned at the thought of that, he hated long trips, especially by car. They took off their pajamas and put on their everyday clothes. Then they walked down to the kitchen and had breakfast, it was a fruit bar.
After breakfast, Dave put the suitcases into the trunk of his car.
"Alright fellas," he said as he closed the trunk, "ready to leave?"
"Wait!" Theodore said, "I gotta poo!"
"Alright," Dave said, "make it quick." Theodore rushed into the house and to the bathroom. Alvin, Simon, and Dave got in the car and waited for Theodore to come out so they could leave. When Theodore finally came out and got in the car, Dave pulled out of the driveway and headed toward the Millers'.
AT THE MILLERS'
Ms. Miller, Jeanette, and Eleanor were waiting downstairs by the front door.
"Brittney!" Ms. Miller shouted, "the boys are gonna be here any minute! Stop worrying about your makeup and get your little keister down here!" Brittney came down the stairs with her pink sunglasses on.
"I'm ready," she said. They heard a horn beeping in their driveway.
"Oh, there here," Ms. Miller said, "let's go ladies." Ms. Miller and the Chipettes carried their suitcases out to the car and put them in the trunk, then got in the car. "Good Morning, David," Ms. Miller said as she buckled her seatbelt.
"Good Morning, Ms. Miller," Dave replied as he pulled out of the driveway. After about an hour of in the car, Alvin became extremely bored. He decided to sing a song.
"Oh Mrs. Steven Rudy, you don't know what you do to me. Every night, I dream one day of being with you." Brittney and Simon became annoyed. "And Mrs. Steven Rudy, you're the neighborhood beauty, but that wedding ring's as ugly as your husband is to you. (pause) Imagination, Infatua…"
"SHUT UP!" Brittney screamed, "I despise that song!"
"No!" Alvin shouted, "I'm bored!"
"Knock it off you two," Ms. Miller said sternly.
"And Alvin," Dave said, "Stop singing that song, we all hate that song so much."
"Yes Dave," Alvin said obediently, he decided to sing a different song. "I wanna talk about me, wanna talk about I, wanna talk about…"
"No!" Simon shouted, "That song is so annoying!" Alvin sighed and tried to think of a different song.
"oh baby, baby,…oh baby, baby,…oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know, that something wasn't right, yeah, oh baby baby, I shouldn't have let you go, and now you're out of sight, yeah, Show me how you want it to be, tell me baby, 'cause I need to know oh because, my loneliness is killin' me, and I, I must confess I still believe, when I'm not with you I lose my mind give me a siiiiiggn! HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!"
"NO!" Theodore cried, "Not that! B-Brittney Spears s-scares m-me!" Alvin sighed again and thought of another song.
"You get a line, I'll get a pole, we'll go fishin' in the crawl fish whole, five card poker on Saturday night, Church on Sunday mornin'"
"Oh come on, Alvin," Brittney said, "that song is so stupid."
"Actually," Jeanette said, "I like that so…"
"Shut up!" Brittney snapped. Jeanette didn't feel like arguing, so she just glared at her sister and minded her own business. Alvin glared at Brittney as well and tried to think of another song.
"Wake up 90 miles an hour, take the world's fastest shower, coffee black, microwave it, I'm at my best caffeinated, out the door, pick up the pace, I'm here, I'm there, I'm every place, That's how it goes, a day in my life, I'm on my toes, from morning to night, living like this, some might say it's so exhaustin', frenzied, manic, call me nuts but I like it frantic. I'm not built for relaxin', I get bored without some action, one speed is all I know 'squeeze the day' yeah, that's my mo…"
"Alvin!" Brittney hollered, "Just stop singing! You suck at singing!"
"Young lady," Ms. Miller said sternly, "I don't like that kinda language!"
"Do Not!" Alvin shouted at Brittney.
"Do To!" Brittney said angrily, "This is real singing." She cleared her throat, "I give him love the best I can, but you don't seem to understand. It's not always deep, but it's always true, and he does not belong to you. Hey, I do not forgive, and I do not forget. I will fight for love until the death. Jezebel save your charm, he'll be ba…"
"That's enough, Brittney," Eleanor said, "You both sing fine, but we don't wanna hear it right now." Alvin and Brittney both reluctantly stopped singing.
That night, Dave and Ms. Miller rented a hotel room with two double beds, a bathroom, and a TV. Dave and the boys slept in one of the beds and Ms. Miller and the girls slept in the other.
Yeah I know, Chapter 3 isn't real interesting, but I had to do something for chapter 3. Can anyone guess what songs those are? I didn't make any of them up, so none of them belong to me. lol. I like reviews!! Oh, and chapter 4 is coming soon!!!
