This one's a bit more random...
Disclaimer: I don't own Max, Dr. M's house, Iggy, St. Fang of Boredom, Mexico, Fang, or the monkey in Iggy's pants.
One day, Max was sitting on Dr. M's couch, boredly watching TV.
Suddenly, Iggy ran up, wearing a sombrero.
In a Mexican accent, he said, "¿Me permite meter un mono en tú pantalones?" (1)
Max blinked. "Eh? Say what?"
"Yo dije '¿Me permite meter un mono en tú pantalones?'" (2)
"My DJ...permitted...a meter...and mono...into...pant loins? Huh?"
Iggy got an expression on his face best described as "-_-". "Deja que te ensene." (3)
Max blinked again. "Uh...okay..."
Iggy grabbed her arm and suddenly...
...they were in Mexico.
Max stared and gaped at the same time. "WTF? My life...just got really, really weird."
"¡Ver, mira!" (4) Iggy exclaimed, pointing at some blonde chick wearing a cloak trying to shove a limp monkey down someone's pants.
Max continued to stare. But when she realized who the someone was, she stared even more...
It was Fang.
"Fang, WTF?" she demanded, marching over to him.
Apparently he didn't hear her, because he continued on his conversation with the blonde chick.
"¡No! ¡No monos en mi pantalones!" (5) he exclaimed.
The blonde chick tilted her head, petting the monkey. "¿Por que?" (6)
"¡Los monos morden!" (7)
The blonde chick gasped, before staring down at the still limp monkey in her arms. She sobbed, then ran in the opposite direction.
Max blinked, yet again. "Ummm, Fang...what just happened?"
"You really, really don't want to know."
"Hey, Max!" Iggy said, repeatedly poking her nose. "Wake up!"
Max sleepily blinked and looked up at him. "Huh?"
"You were sleeping, and it was annoying..."
"Um, how is my sleeping annoying?" she asked.
He shrugged. "It's like el mono en los pantalones." (8) he said, pulling a monkey out of his pants.
Max stared.
Max blinked repeatedly, once again sleepily. So...it was a dream...inside a dream...?
She shrugged, rolled over, and went back to sleep.
Look, Skits! I fit WTFML in! .D
Btw, big thanks to Fangalicous08, who helped with the Spanish, since mine sucks.
(1) "Can I put a monkey in your pants?"
(2) "I said 'Can I put a monkey in your pants?'"
(3) "Let me show you."
(4) "See, look!"
(5) "No! No monkey in my pants!"
(6) "Why?"
(7) "The monkey's dead!"
(8) "...the monkey in my pants."
R&R?