Wow, it's only been forever since I last updated :P SORRY!!!!!!! Now, I'll stop my talking and get to the story, give you guys what you really want.

Disclaimer: Twilight...not mine :(

Okay, and just a heads up, this next chapter is in none other than *drum roll* ALICE"S POINT OF VIEW :P


Buzzzzz, I flipped over quickly when my phone started vibrating, grabbing to shut the alarm I had set off before it woke Bella. It was 12:30 and Bella was passed out from the long day. After I had disabled the alarm on my phone, I turned to Rosalie, shaking her gently to wake her up.

"Huh, wha-" she mumbled groggily, "Wh-what do you want Alice?" she questioned, stifling a yawn.

"I've got a plan," I smiled wickedly, my eyes twinkling with mischief. As soon as she saw the expression on my face, the gleam in my icy blue eyes, she bolted upright into a sitting position. She swayed dizzily, her eyes closed as the blood had rushed to her head a little too quickly. When she finally settled down, her eyes flicked open, giving me a 'what are you doing this time' look. She waited patiently as I gathered my thoughts, not bothering to say the question out loud. When I was ready I smiled wickedly, "I have a plan," were the only words I spoke.

"What exactly is this "plan" for?"

"Well...You know how we did that thing to Bella today at the pool?" I asked quickly, my words coming out messy and fairly hard to understand, but Rose somehow understood all of it and nodded her head, signaling for me to continue. "Aaaand, did you see Edwards face, I mean Bella of course will deny it, but he totally likes her!"

"Yeah, he looked like he was going to pull her into his arms and run away with her right there," Rose giggled.

"Exactly," I said very matter of , "I think these two could go far," she nodded her head in agreement, "But knowing Bella, she won't believe us...or let us help her...I say we should better the world by helping these two out and getting them together."

"What do you propose we do?"

"Well, I was thinking, since it's only," I flipped open my phone to check the time, "12:43 in the morning, we should start by creating a way for the two to talk...I was thinking facebook since I already know he has one. Sound good?" She let out a quick 'yes' and then I continued, "Then tomorrow I was thinking we help Bella out by giving her a little makeover -boost her confidence and everything...Anyways, it gives a perfectly legitimate reason to do what we do best..."

"SHOPPING!" we both squealed quietly, like two excited little girls.

"Shall we being," I asked, already knowing the answer, "Then phase one starts now." I decided to make this whole thing like a spy movie, and I rolled across Bella's floor, and army crawled over to her desk, sneaking up quietly and pulled her new laptop off of it. Then I returned to Rose, flipping it open and logging on to the Internet. We quickly logged onto facebook, clicking on 'create an account' and began filling in the information. Name, Bella Swan. Birthday, Sept. 13. High School, Forks High. Etc, etc... After the profile was made (picture included) we spent an hour gathering friends for her. By the time we were done we had over two hundred friend requests and our wrists, and eyes were aching.

"Oh, I've got an idea," Rose said suddenly, right as I was about to shut off the computer. I passed over the laptop and watched as she clicked on the name Edward Cullen, and then started writing in the box, 'Hey Edward..Sorry about my friends today :/ Well...I just wanted to say sorry..buh bye." then she pressed the post button.

"Rose, your a genius!" I replied to the short, sweet, completely Bella message. Even though she didn't ask a question or anything, we knew he would eagerly reply to her message.

"Yeah, I know." She said arrogantly, then yawned deeply, "Now lets get some z's.." I shut down her computer, then closed it quietly. Sneaking back over to her desk I returned it to it's original spot, then resumed my place in bed...sleeping. My dreams about the long shopping trip we would be taking when the morning came.


Woo! Another chapter done! I have to say, I just love little Alice and her scheming :D Coming up next...SHOPPING XD

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