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Chapter 4: Female anatomy and dirty nappies

After we got to the Room of Requirement, Harry started crying( and when I say crying, I mean screaming his lungs out, bawling his brains etc. etc. you got the idea) rather loudly and after a few seconds of intense thinking,as intense as one can think with a baby screaming and another baby telling you that you´re supposed to be the most brilliant witch of our age and to think of what we can do, an idea dawned over me:

˝ He´s hungry. We need a kitchen. Room, we need a kitchen, please.˝ I was starting to lose my patience after a whole minute , so I just yelled at it, and , believe me, over Harry´s screams it was quite a perfomance. It quickly gave us a kitchen after thatand I ran to it like my life depended on it. Well, at least my ears and mental sanity did.

˝Granger, just a teeney tiny question. Ermmm... How do you feed a baby?˝

˝Malfoy, are you usually that dumb? Or that useless? I am not saying that I expected so much more of you, because I would be lying, but really?! Oh, for godness´ sake!˝ I was not far from crying in desperation. Seems like I´ll be taking care of this baby myself. Unless...

˝Malfoy, look at me. I will feed him and DO pay attention, ´cause next time you´ll be feeding him and I´m pretty sure you don´t want to be responsible for the death of the saviour of the wizarding world, right?˝she said with a fake innocent expression which Draco bought anyway.

˝ This hurt me here, Granger, right here. How could you think I would do anything to hurt my enemy?!˝ he said with his hand on his chest, feigning hurt.

˝Well Malfoy, I´m not sure how an empty space can hurt, but my only regret is that it didn´t deflate that swelling ego of yours. Really, I don´t understand how can you get through the door with that huge thing around you.˝

She handed him the bottle and took the baby from his arms.

˝Now, hand me that bottle and watch CAREFULLY, unless you want to get the wrong end of my wand. I suppose you heard about that Bat-Bogey hex of mine, I do it quite well, if I say so myself. I think your pal Goyle experienced it once...˝ she said with another feigned expression, this time it was thoughtfulness, while trailing off purpousefully.

˝Alright, alright, now start feeding him, I think he will begin to cry again soon.˝

Author´s note: Hey guys! I´m really sorry for not updating, but I had 6 tests to study for and I was sick for a week and we got exchange students from France and many more an I really couldn´t find the time. I also really missed writing too.

By the way, I am searching for a Beta Reader. I am, after all, only 13 and not a native english for reading and please review! I will also update The Triple Trouble asap. Kisses, Mxx