I do not own IZ. I do own the character Dizzy.

Katchak.

The Titanic was ready to go. Everyone could feel the giant ship move in the water, which excited everyone.

"WE'RE MOVING!!" Exclaimed Gir. He suddenly pulled a cupcake out of nowhere and stuffed it in his mouth. Dizzy smiled at his cuteness, while Dib and Zim just stared at him.

"So then..." Dib began, trying to get the picture of cupcake icing smeared on Gir's mouth out of his mind. "Zim, what class are you in?"

"Eh? Oh... I think third class."

Dib grinned. He knew Zim didn't know what he was in for.

"Oh, yeah, great!" He said, covering up the 'I'm lying' look on his face. "I'm in second class."
"What?!" Zim hissed as he shoved Dib. "You can not be in a higher class than ZIM!"

"Oh yes I can," Dib replied. " I spent more money than you, while you just pushed a random person, who happened to be in third class, overboard."

Zim growled. Another thing he hated about Zim was that he always tried to sound smart.... Unfortunately, it sometimes worked.

"Hey, Zim," Said Dizzy, straining herself to carry their bags. "Eh, could you help me with these?"
"Can't you get them yourself?"

"I'm trying - They're so heavy!!" She exclaimed. Dib glared at Zim... There must have been some kind of alien devices in his bags. As Zim finally decided to help Dizzy with their bags, Dib went to the edge of the boat's bow.

The ocean was big. The water sparkled as the sun shined down upon it. It was a beautiful day, hardly any clouds in the sky. It was about 3 o clock in the afternoon.

Dib wished that he wasn't so lonely on this trip. It was really supoosed to be a mission for the Swollen Eyeballs, but he'd atleast like to enjoy it. But then again, he really didn't have any friends. Gaz pretty much hated his guts, and his dad is always gone at work. Everyone at school thought he was weird, and Zim was his worst enemy. And he wasn't too sure if Dizzy was his friend or not - I guess he didn't really mind her.

Zim... He had to keep an eye out for him. He was up to something, he just knew it. It seemed that he had two missions - To deliver the video tapes, and to watch out for Zim.

Dib grabbed his bags and headed to his room. He smiled at the thought of Zim in third class... Boy, was he in for a suprise.

Third Class Rooms

Zim stared at his room from the doorway. It was small, and a tad dirty. On the wall, he noticed there was a window. He could see the ocean water swoosh around in front of it. That made him quiver.

"So, Zim," Dizzy began. There is a bunk bed, and a single bed. Which one would you like?"
"Dibs on the top bunk!" Exclaimed Zim, slamming his body on the top of the bunk bed.

"Okay then..." Said Dizzy, setting her things on the single bed. "Let's see here... Clothes, tacos, handcuffs... Here it is!" Dizzy handed Zim a pair of goggles. "Yyyesss.." Zim grinned grimly. '' This is it! This is what we shall use to find the Black Tallest's brain! It's perfect..."
"How does it work?" Dizzy asked. Zim chuckled.

"That is just what I'd expect from you, Dizzy." He said with a smirk. "Your kind can not even begin to understand how to... uh..." Zim paused. He began searching for the 'on' button on the goggles.

"Grr... How do you turn this thing on?!" He began slamming the goggles on the wall. Suddenly, Dizzy snatched it away from Zim. She pushed a random ubttone on the goggles and handed it back to Zim.

"There you go!" She said, happily.

"Eh... Y-yes!" Zim exclaimed, putting on the goggles. "Of course! I am BRILLIANT!" He began scanning the room with the goggles. It was some sort of special x-ray vision... He could see Gir's very... small brain, the inside of a suitcase... He quickly tore the goggles form his face when he realized he could see through Dizzy's clothes.

"Ehem.." He coughed, putting the goggles away. "The best time to search for the brain is in the middle of the night, when Dib is asleep along with the other stink-beasts."

"Okay then." Agreed Dizzy. Gir was on her lap sleeping. She checked her irken watch. It was onw about 5:20. "Hey, Zim," She said, "It's about dinner time. want to come along?"

Zim made a sickly noise. "I do not know if you have noticed, but human food is HORRIBLE."

"Aw, come on, Zim! It could be fun! Plus, you could bring your goggles. Maybe someone there has the brain!" Dizzy stared at Zim with hopeful eyes.

"Eh... Fine! But I will NOT eat any meat... I don't trust these people..." Said Zim, with his eyes looking back and forth.

"YAY!!" Gir suddenly exclaimed.

"No Gir," Zim began, "You're a dog. Dogs can't go.

"Aawww..."

So Zim and Dizzy got dressed up, trying to 'blend in.' When they made it to the third class 'dining room', they were suprised at what they saw. It was very noisy, cigarette smoke filled the air, and western-like music filled the room. Some peopel were dancing to the music while holding their drinks in the air and laughing hard for no real reason. Dizzy and Zim were deeply disturbed.

"Uhm... O-okay, Zim.." Said Dizzy with a shakey voice. "You go find us a table, and I'll get some food... Just be careful to dodge the people falling over themselves." Zim gulped. Oh how he hated these people...

Zim went to find an empty table as Dizzy disapeared in the room. When Zim finally found one, a man with lazy eyes came up to him and smiles, he was holding a drink.

"Hay there, kid..." He said in a slow voice. "Want a drink...?"

"What do you have to drink?" Dizzy asked the man behind the food counter.

"We have poop, diet poop, water and beer." Replied the man.

"Uh, I'll just have two large glasses of poop." The man handed the food and drinks. As she turned around to find Zim, she almost tropped the tray full of food she was carrying, at a disturbing sight.

A bunch of people were surrounding the table Zim was sitting at, cheering someone on. There seemed to be a drinking contest. Dizzy pushed through the crowded people to find that Zim was the one who was drinking.

"Bring it on!..." Zim exclaimed in a very unsteady voice. "I could go all night... Who'll be next to challenge the all mighty Zim!!?" He began chugging another glass of beer. Dizzy gave him a very disturbed look.

"Oh, hey there, Dizzy!" Zim exclaimed, putting down the glass of beer. "How you doin?" Suddenly, Zim fell from his chair, onto the floor.

"Oh man, Zim!" Exclaimed Dizzy, She helped him up. "We got to get you back to the room! You've had way too much to drink..."

"Okay then..!" Zim exclaimed. "Hey there, guys... I'm gonna get back to my room... I'll shee you all guys tomorrow, then!"

Dizzy quickly took Zim back to their room and put him in his bed. She carefully watched him as he went to sleep. That would probably be the last time they go to dinner in there.

Oo Oh man... Seems beer has twice the effect on irkens than humans. Let's hope he doesn't do that again.

END OF CHAPTA.