I'm so happy that people are reading this! (Well the story anyway)

Right now I'm dancing with my mum and little sister to 'I no speak Americano'!

Loud breathing and footsteps could be heard. That would be if you were small.

Extremely small.

Mikado was now running behind the Cheshire cat thanks to his misfortune of owning slow legs. The Cheshire was running at full speed, tail whipping from side to side with each step.

Mikado's face had turned to many colours today but none of them had been quite so spectacular.

It was actually purple, mixed from red exhaustion and blue illness.

Vomit was swirly in the back of his throat causing him to pull a very sour face.

Every time Cheshire turned to see if anyone had fallen behind he would see the sour face and end up doing that maniac laugh of his.

There was a mixture of "IZAAAAYAA" and "MWAHAHAHAHA" in the air.

Izaya? Is it the breed of purple cat? Or possible a magic spell…maybe it will realise him from such scary clothing!

The man behind them had medium length blonde hair and coffee coloured eyes under a pair of blue darkened sunglasses. Overall he looked like a pretty good looking man. That was until you looked below the head and bowtie.

He was wearing a tight body suit. It showed of every single join, wrinkle, lump, bump, crack, hole and much more…

It was a creamy yellow colour with splodges of peach and random flowers here and there and *cough* there.

Every time he took a step it was visible what everybody part was doing.

Long grains of grass grew all around them along with the odd twig or leaf. It was very challenging to keep on ducking and jumping while trying to chase a cat.

After not much running at all, Mikado's footsteps started to slow. Thinking it would help at all, he started flinging each arm back and forward at opposite directions and times. This ended up making him much slower and it wasn't long till something very strong and hard hit his backside.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

He cried like a baby as he was thrown of him feet and smashed into the earth. The soil were he landed was hard and slightly damp which didn't help. He managed to tilt his head to see what was able to crush him so much.

"s…..SORRY!"

He pushed himself up of the floor and bowed nervously. The man who had been chasing him was the object and though it wasn't Mikado's fault he couldn't help but beg for forgiveness.

He was lying on the ground looking up, very angrily, at Mikado. The murderess stare put a shiver down Mikado's spine.

"Alice?"

The familiar name put a surprised expression on Mikado's face. The once crazed eyes had turned to somewhat kind.

Again with the Alice! A…..and his looking at my 'breasts'! NOT ANOTHER PERVERT!

He was stopped in his thoughts as he noticed the tight man was no longer lying in his spot.

"err… Mr?"

"Hewajima…. Hewajima the caterpillar….. Did you forget?"

He was by the left side of Mikado, looking down rather hurt. His mocha eyes staring into Mikado's soul. Or rather that was what it felt like to him.

The words 'Alice' didn't bother Mikado anymore as his mind was distracted by the closer look at the taller man.

Hewajima noticed Mikado's wondering eyes and sudden changed face. He decided he better get Alice back to where she belongs. You never know what could be running around Wonderland.

He bent down and cradled Mikado in his arms, carrying him bridle style.

Mikado turned bright red as he was pushed against the caterpillar's body, which turned out to be rather slimy. Gross!

After a few steps….

"NAWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIZU-CHAN!" "shi…zu…..Chan"

Both males looked up. Annoyance and panic painted their faces.

"TWINS!"

Shouted Mikado.

Two large girls were bent on their knees looking down at the males. They looked as if they had been searching the grass for some time. The one with glasses bent down to get a closer look while the other seemed unsatisfied and carried on searching else were.

"SHIZU-CHAN IS THAT YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND HUH? IZA-NI WILL BE JELOUS!"

The elder male let out a 'tch' before reaching into what must have been a pocket. He tried balancing Mikado with one arm. It seemed an easy task with the strength he owned but Mikado just made the task one hundred times harder.

He squirmed and pushed away from the slimy body only making everything worse. Hewajima became pissed almost instantly and squeezed Mikado against himself much harder. This made it almost impossible for Mikado to breath.

After a few minutes searching he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and placed one in his mouth.

After one more 'tch' he swung back the arm that was holding poor Mikado.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

He threw his arm in the direction of the innocent looking girl and realised him grip on Mikado, causing him to fly full speed toward the woman's head.

"HEWAJIMAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Cried the scared Mikado as he was shoot across thin air.

I really wouldn't recommend typing to fast dancing music.

It just screams "TYPE FAST BITCH!" and makes you type nonsense.

Though it is fun to see what you end up with so give it a go! :3

Once again THANK YOU FOR READING AND I HOPE TO TYPE SOOOOOOOOOON!