"Hey, look! A rehab clinic!"
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"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!" Gavin yelled pleadingly.
"You are going to rehab! Wether you like it or not!" Robert yelled in response.
"But why?"
"BECAUSE YOU NEED IT MY POTHEAD FRIEND!!!!!!!!"
"No I don't!"
"YES YOU DO!!!"
"Why are you yelling?"
"BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"SO CAN I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHY AM I GETTING IM A YELLING FIGHT WITH A CRACKHEAD?!?!"
"Because you're retarded?"
"ZOMFG IT"S PIPLUP!!!" yelled Gavin astonished.
"Of corse it's me you meth junkie!"
"ISWEARIDIDNTTELLHIMYOURMAGISTEY!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Robert breathlessly.
"The author wrote it down. Are you high too?" (this is piplup, btw)
"NO IM NOT HIGH YOU... I MEAN YES I AM HIGH, HIGH EMPEROR PIPLUP!!!"
"Thats what I thought."
"TACOS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"(me! Yay!!!)
"I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said both Robert and Gavin.
"STFU"(ME agein!)
"Whatever happened to the fourth wall?" questioned the genocidel piplup
"That was taken down after the fanfic writers put themselves into the poke'mon world," said the awesome writer of the awesome fic you are reading right now.
"Well, I think that about wraps this up." the WMD-posessing piplup said(so there they are says Bush)
"WHATEVERYOUSAYALMIGHTYRULEROFTHEUNIVERSE!!!"
"Stop sucking up to the ex-president, Gavin," said Robert
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