so yeah some stories will feature more than one pairing as the main deal. i just like the idea that kalanthony and iancorn live together so get ready to see a lot of those fics. i was considering extending this short thing into a short fic with a few chapters, but i don't know. i'll see. let me know if you want any of these one-shots to be full fledged stories.

Lounger - Dogs Die In Hot Cars

Kalanthony, Iancorn

"Wake up."

Ian sat up and smacked foreheads with his best friend.

"Anthony!" He yelled, "What the hell?"

He pulled the covers over himself, trying to cover up the fact he was naked.

"Relax, Ian. We both already know. Your little boyfriend was downstairs, looking around for something to eat when Kalel and I got out of bed." Anthony shrugged.

Anthony wasn't really sure why Ian had taken someone home with him when he knew Anthony and Kalel would be home earlier than usual. Ian had told Anthony that he felt his life was too boring, so he moved in with him and Kalel. Anthony thought it was great, but when Ian pulled something like this, he wasn't sure what he was going to do.

"Jesus Christ." Ian let out a relieved sigh.

He did not want to be the one to tell Anthony he had slept with David last night.

"He's not my boyfriend." Ian frowned.

Anthony blinked, "Didn't you sleep with him?"

"Yes, but it was more of a spur of the moment thing. He came over to hang out while you and Kalel were out late, and it just sort of happened. I never asked him out or anything."

"Well go do it. He's downstairs. He made breakfast."

"Can you leave so I can put something on?"

Anthony went downstairs and kissed Kalel's cheek, "Ready for a lazy day?"

"Definitely." She smiled, plopping down on the couch.

She had very little makeup on, and Anthony loved it. Her hair was just in a lazily fastened ponytail. Anthony thought she looked gorgeous. She was wearing flannel bottoms and an old, big t-shirt.

"Have you eaten yet?" She looked at him, "David's great. He made pancakes. Can we hire him as a personal chef?"

"We won't need to." Anthony grinned.

"You guys are talking about me like I'm not right here." David frowned, "But I'm literally in the same room."

"Technically you're in the kitchen."

"It's in the same space." He leaned on the counter.

"Toss me a pancake." Anthony held his hands up.

David literally threw a pancake across the room at him. Anthony grinned and caught it. He took a bite.

"Oh man you weren't kidding?" Anthony shoved the rest of it into his mouth, "This is delicious."

"Thanks." David looked at the stairs, "Is...Is Ian awake yet?"

"He's getting dressed. Said something about making me leave because he slept naked."

"Yeah..." David rubbed the back of his neck, "He did."

Kalel grabbed Anthony's hand, "Stop making it awkward for him."

"Sorry." Anthony nodded, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean it to make you feel bad."

David shrugged, "I'm fine. You guys carry on, I need to eat anyway."

Kalel frowned, "What did you mean when you said we won't need to pay him?"

"Well, we won't." He lowered his voice, "Ian hinted that he might ask him out, but I'm not really sure."

Kalel nodded.

Anthony sat next to Kalel and she draped her legs over his. He smiled at her. She leaned against his chest and sighed.

"Whatcha got there?" He nodded his head towards her papers.

"Just a list of things we're going to need for that party in a few weeks."

"Which one?"

"Your birthday." She looked at him funny.

He smiled, "Oh yeah. That party."

"David you're invited to that." Kalel smiled, "Boom. One invitation I don't have to send."

David looked over at them, "I don't get an invitation?"

"You got one in person. Tell Sohinki, Mari, and Josh that they're invited too." She grinned, "That's like three dollars I don't have to spend on stamps."

Anthony rolled his eyes, "Wow. Congrats on saving money. You're so lazy."

"Look who's talking. You were the lounger who came up with the idea for Lazy Saturday.

"Why didn't you make it Lazy Sunday? We could've played the Lonely Island song." David shook his head.

"Hey." Anthony frowned, "You said you were eating. Eat. Eat so you can't speak to make fun of me. Saturdays are just lazier than Sundays in my opinion."

Ian came down the stairs a few minutes later in his boxers and a sweatshirt. Anthony almost told him to put pants on, but he looked down and noticed that he was just in sweatpants so he really couldn't talk. David was really the only presentable person in the house, and he was wearing what Anthony assumed he wore yesterday given he probably wasn't counting on staying the night.

Tensions were high for a minute. No one knew what Ian was going to do. David looked extremely worried and like he might throw up.

"Good morning." Ian grinned at him, wrapping his arms around him from behind.

"Oh. Good morning." David smiled, blushing when Ian kissed his cheek.

"If you're feeling the same way as me, I'm thinking we should probably become an official couple." Ian rested his chin on David's shoulder.

David nodded, and Ian thought he looked like a kid who was just offered an entire cake; he was that happy.

"I'd love to." David smiled widely.

"Perfect." Ian turned him around so he could face him, "It's Saturday, which means it's a lazy day. We relax around the house in what we slept in."

"We didn't wear anything." David frowned.

"Take your pants off."

"Ian! So forward." Kalel joked.

David looked happy to do so, and he slowly slid his pants off, setting them on the chair, "Is this absolutely necessary?"

"Yes." Ian said, pulling David towards the couch and down into his lap.

David squirmed around, "Ian!"

"I can't control it!" He frowned.

Anthony couldn't help but laugh, "You know, I've never seen that happen before, and I certainly never thought that morning wood could affect someone so long after they woke up."

"Well, it can." Ian sighed, "I'm sorry."

David shook his head, "Don't be. I've had more than my fill of that."

"I can't tell if that was a sex pun or not." Kalel grinned.

David made a face, "It wasn't supposed to be, but it's funnier if it was, so let's just say it was intentional."

Kalel nodded, "Alright then. You did it intentionally. Congrats on the sex pun."

"Thank you."

"Congrats on the sex." Anthony laughed.

David hesitated, "Thank you?"

Ian smiled and kissed David's cheek again, "Good god you're adorable."

He blushed, and Ian loved it.

"Today is going to be the best lazy day ever." Anthony smiled, pulling Kalel closer to him.

She smiled at him, "Agreed."