Disclaimer: I don't own the Twilight characters Stephanie Meyer does and I don't own Hercules either Disney does… I just combine the two in one story. I hope that you guys like it! I'm not going to put the whole movie here, I'm going to be deleting some parts and I also I'm going to play with different POV's so enjoy!
Edward's POV
Meanwhile, Emmett and I are flying on Jasper
"Wow! Is that all one town?" I said as we arrive to Thebes
"One town. A million troubles. The one and only Thebes. The big olive itself. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere" said Emmett as we enter the crowd "Stick with me, kid. This city is a dangerous place"
As we were almost get hit by a passing carriage
"Look where you're going' numbskull!" said the driver
"Hey, I'm walking' here! You see what I mean? I'm telling' you – wackos" said Emmett
"The end is coming! Can't you feel it?" said a man
"Yes, yes. Thank you for the info. Yes. We'll ponder that for a while" said Emmett "Just stare at the sidewalk. Come on. Don't make eye contact. People here are nuts. That's because they live in a city of turmoil. Trust me, kid, you're gonna be just what the doctor ordered"
"It was tragic! We lost everything in the fire" said a heavy woman
"Everything except old Snowball here" said a thin man as he holds a black cat
"Now, were the fires before or after the earthquake?" said a buff man
"They were after the earthquake, I remember" said a thin woman
"But before the flood" said the heavy woman
"Don't even get me started on the crime rate" said an old man
"Thebes has certainly gone downfall in a hurry" said the heavy woman
"Tell me about it. It seems like every time I turn around there's some new monster wreaking havoc and I…" said the old man
"All we need now is a plague of locusts" said the thin man
And out of nowhere a frog jumps in and scares everybody
"That's it! I'm moving' to Sparta!" said the old man
"Excuse me. It uh" I said "Seems to me that what you folks need is a hero"
"Yeah, and who are you?" said the strong man
"I'm Edward, and, uh, I happen to be... a hero" I said as the crowd laughs at me
"Is that so?" said the old man
"A hero!" said the thin woman
"Have you ever saved a town before?" said the old man
"Uh, no, uh, not exactly, but I…" I said
"Have you ever reversed a natural disaster?" said the strong man
"Well, uh... no" I said
"Oh, listen to this. He's just another chariot chaser. This we need" said the strong man
"That's a laugh" said the heavy woman
"Don't you pea brains get it?" said Emmett
"Hmm?" said the heavy woman
"This kid is a genuine article" said Emmett
"Hey, isn't that the goat-man who trained Jacob?" said the strong man
"Watch it pal!" said Emmett getting angry
"Yeah, you're right. Hey, nice job on those heels! Ya' missed a spot!" said the strong man
"I got your heel right here!" said Emmett as he starts beating him "I'll wipe that stupid grin off your face! You…"
"Hey Em! Em, Em! Take it easy, Em" I said
"What are you, crazy? Sheesh!" said the strong man
"Young man, we need a professional hero. Not an amateur" said the heavy woman
"Well, wait. Stop!" I said "How am I supposed to prove myself a hero if nobody will give me a chance?"
"You'll get your chance, you just need some kind of catastrophe or disaster" said Emmett
As Bella appears in the crowd
"Please! Help! Please! There's been a terrible accident!" said Bella
"Bella?" I said
"Speaking of disasters" said Emmett
"Wonder boy! Edward! Thank goodness!" said Bella
"Wha-what's wrong?" I said
"Outside of town, two little boys, they were playing in the gorge, there was that rock slide, a terrible rock slide. They're trapped!" said Bella
"Kids? Trapped? Em, this is great!" I said
"You are really choked up about this, aren't ya?" said Bella
"Come on!" I said as drag Bella and sit her on Jasper's back
"No, I… You don't under… I have this terrible fear of heights!" said Bella
"Oh this is going to be fun" said Jasper
"I'm right behind ya, kid! Whoo!" said Emmett panting "I am way behind ya, kid. I got fur wedgies"
As me and Bella land and dismounts her from Jasper's back
"Are you okay?" I said
'I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery" said Bella
"Help! I can't breathe!" said one of the boys
"Hurry!" said the other boy
"Get us out!" said the boy
"We're suffocating! Somebody call IX-I-I" said the other boy
"Easy fellas, you'll be all right" I said
"We can't last much longer!" said the boy
"Get us out before we get crushed!" said the other boy
As I raise a huge boulder and the boys run out from under it and the crowd that gather there start applauding lightly
"How you boys doing'?' I said
"We're okay now" said the boy
"Jeepers, mister, you are really strong!" said the other boy
"Well, try to be a little more careful next time, okay, kids?" I said still holding the stone
"We sure will!" said the boy
Aro's POV
As they run away, up the slope and face up Aro
"A stirring performance, boys. I was really moved" I said
"`Jeepers, Mister'?" said Laurent
"I was going for innocence" said James
"And, hey, two thumbs way, way up for our leading lady" I said looking at Bella "What a dish. What a doll"
"Get outta there, you big lug, while you still can" said Bella quietly
Edward's POV
"Em, I did great. They even applauded… sort of" I said
Suddenly a growling sound begins
"Huh! I hate to burst your bubble, kid, but that ain't applause" said Emmett
As the Hydra appears
"Em-Em-Em-Emmett? What do you call that thing?" I said
"Two words! Am-scary!" said Emmett
"Let's get ready to rumble!" yelled Aro
As I start fighting the Hydra
"That's it. Dance around! Dance around! Watch the teeth. Watch the teeth keep going. Come on. Come on. Lead with your left. Lead with your left! You other left!" yelled Emmett
As I finally cut the head of Hydra off and the crowd cheering
"All right! All right! You are bad! Okay!" said Emmett
"See, Em? That… That wasn't so hard" I said as I drop the sword and fall flat on the ground
"Kid, kid, kid, how many horns do you see?" said Emmett
"Six?" I said
"Eh, close enough. Let's get you cleaned up" said Emmett
Aro's POV
As I watch this Laurent starts to shivers and gulps
"Guys, guys, relax. It's only halftime" I said
Edward's POV
Emmett and I started walking when we hear rumbling from Hydra's body
"That doesn't sound good" said Emmett
As we turn around and we see that Hydra gets three new heads
"Definitely not good!" yelled Emmett
As I whistle for Jasper and start fighting the Hydra again and I keep slicing her heads off, getting more and more new ones… Trust me this isn't a good thing!
"Will you forget that head-slicing thing?" yelled Emmett
I get knocked off Jasper and I fall among heads and necks of Hydra, this is worst than a roller coaster
"Emmett, I don't think we covered this one in basic training!" I yelled
I escape, but I fall back from the cliff and now I'm pressed against the wall by Hydra's paw… again this isn't good
"My favorite part of the game: sudden death" said Aro
I crush the rock on Hydra and isn't my luck is that good I get buried under rocks myself too
"Oh! There goes another one. Just like Jacob" said Emmett
"Game. Set. Match" said Aro
As I appear from Hydra's dead paw and I hear the crowd starts cheering real loud now]
"Emmett, you gotta admit, that was pretty heroic" I said
"Ya did it, kid! Ya did it! You won by a landslide!" said Emmett
Bella's POV
"Hades mad" said Laurent
"Well. What do ya know?" I said
The Muses's POV
"From that day forward, our boy Edward could do no wrong" said Rose "He was so hot, steam looked cool Oh, yeah!"
*As Rose begins to sing*
Bless my soul,
Ed was on a roll
Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll (sang Leah)
What a pro! (Sang Alice)
Ed could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talking' S.R.O. (sang Rose)
All: He was a no one
a zero, a zero
now he's a honcho
He's a hero!
He was a kid with his act down pat
Zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero
Just like that
When he smiled the girls went wild
With oohs and aahs
And they slapped his face on every vase (sag Leah)
On every "Vahse"! (sang Alice)
All: From appearance fees and royalties
Our Ed had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you what's a Grecian urn
Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome ten for ten
Folks lined up just to watch him flex
And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs (sang Leah)
All: Eddie, he comes, he sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were going' bonkers
He showed the moxie brains and spunk -- yeah!
From zero to hero
A major hunk
Zero to hero
And who'd have thought...
Who put the glad in gladiator?
Edward!
Who's darin' deeds are great theater?
Edward!
Is he bold?
No one braver!
Is he sweet?
Our favorite flavor!
Edward (My man)!
Edward!
Edward!
Edward! (Look at my)
Edward!
Edward!
Edward!
Bless my soul,
Ed was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high
And the nicest guy
Not conceited
He was a nothing; zero, zero
Now he's a honcho, he's our hero!
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Ed is a hero
Now he's a hero
"Yes, indeed" said Rose
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