A Day in the Life of a Core
Volume 5
Theo Telshalla and Anonymous
UCFC- Un-corrupted Fact Core
FC- Facepalm Core
SC- Space Core
UCFC: Fact: The Facepalm Core cannot stand the Space Core.
*Space Core yells, "SPAAACE!" as it rides past.*
FC: Facepalm.
*Space Core comes back*
SC: Space, space, wanna go to space.
FC: Facepalm.
SC: Dad, are you space? *deeper voice* Yes, son. Now we are a family again.
*Facepalm Core is twitching and sparking*
FC: Facepalm Facepalm Facepalm.
SC: Space cops, space cops, here come the space cops.
*Facepalm Core is spinning on rail*
FC: No. Facepalm Facepalm Facepalm Facepalm Facepalm.
UCFC: *loudly* FACT: CORES WHO WANT TO GO TO SPACE ARE INFERIOR TO THOSE THAT DO NOT!
SC: Space? Where? SPAAAACE!
*Facepalm Core falls off of it's rail*
FC: Facepalm Facepalm Facepalm Facepalm Facepalm Facepalm.
GLaDOS: Facepalm Core, do the honors.
FC: Facepalm. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no...
GLaDOS: Congratulations. All three of you are to recieve Aperture Science Employee of the month Awards.
SC: Space!
GLaDOS: And then you will be incinerated. For Science.
*Un-corrupted Fact Core, Facepalm Core, and Space Core are detatched from their rails. They roll around before a portal appears and they fall into it.*
UCFC: Fact: We are going to die.
SC: Falling? Into space? Spaace!
*The three cores land on an incinerator*
FC: Facepalm.
GLaDOS: Thank you for participating in science. Goodbye.
FC: Facepalm.
UCFC: Fact: You need to SHUT UP!
*The incinerator opens and the three cores fall in.*
SC: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
UCFC: Fact: Facepalm Core, this is all your fault.
FC: ...Facepalm.
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*GLaDOS is watching on a screen*
GLaDOS: Morons...
AN: Yes, just in case you were wondering... this is the final chapter. And yes, they all die. D':
I know, I miss them too.