Dealing with the Worst
Chapter 4 Scarecrow and Laundry
By: Major144
Disclaimer I do not own Deadpool or Marvel Comics. This is just a story for fun.
Deadpool and Bob went to a nearby laundry mat. They got out of their car. Deadpool removed his mask and quickly a ridiculous bright red ski mask and goggles. They went inside. There were a few people in there who gave the two new costumed customers a glance and went back to doing their own was one man with brown hair that eyed Deadpool and Bob with shifty eyes then went back to doing his laundry.
Deadpool washed the barf out of his mask and then threw it into a washing machine.
"Hey Bob look up our next target on your phone. I download some SHILED database junk onto it." Said Deadpool as he pulled out his phone and started playing Angry Birds.
Bob typed in the name of their next target in his phone. A file popped with a picture of a man dressed as a scarecrow. He wore a burlap bag with a mouth and eyes holes, a green shirt, and brown pants.
Name: Scarecrow
Real Name: Ebenezer Laughton
Career: Criminal and Thief
Weapons: Pitchfork and trained Crows
Bob showed Deadpool the file.
"Man it sounds like this guy doesn't much brains in the name and the weapons department." Said Deadpool.
Bob glanced behind Deadpool and saw the man with the shifty eyes was pulling out a bright green shirt and a burlap mask out of a dryer.
"Um Mr. Wilson I think our target is doing laundry over there." Said Bob as he pointed behind Deadpool.
Deadpool whirled around in time to see the man sprint out the back door. Deadpool was fixing to give chase, when the dryer dinged. He reached in grabbed his mask and put it on.
"Lets go!" He shouted.
Just then the Scarecrow came charing back in with a pitchfork in one hand and a bird cage with some crows in the other.
"You two will suffer the wrath of the Scarecrow!" He shouted as he opened the bird cage and four crows flew out.
"Bob you deal with the chicks I'll deal with straw for brains." Said Deadpool as he pulled out one of his swords and charged forward.
Bob looked at the four charging crows who came flying at his face and began peeking at him! He ran screaming with the crows in pursuit. He grabbed various dirty clothes at them. A dirty extra large shirt took down two of the crows and a sack of socks managed to take out another crow. The last crow went at Bob's face with a great amount of fury. Bob managed to grab it. He wrestled with it, until he saw a nearby open dryer. He hurled the crow I to the dryer, closed the lid, and turned it on. The crow screeched as it was thrown around followed by the snapping of bones.
"Take that!" Bob shouted in triumph.
The Scarecrow charged at Deadpool thrusting his pitchfork. Deadpool dodged the thrust and cut off the pitchfork's head. Scarecrow swung the staff of his pitchfork up knocking Deadpool's sword away. He took a swing at Deadpool's head, but Deadpool ducked the blow and tackled Scarecrow. The two of them flew into a shelf with a bunch of baking soda on it. The baking soda fell on the two fighters covering them in white powder.
Scarecrow punched Deadpool in the face knocking him back and then tackled him into another shelf that had a bunch of soaps on it. The soaps spilled their contents all over the two fighters. Scarecrow tried to put Deadpool in a choke hold, but his body was to slippery. Deadpool tried to throw a kick at Scarecrow, but slipped on the floor and landed on his back. Scarecrow tried to run forward and jump on top of Deadpool, but he slipped and landed on his face.
"Man this is a weird fight. It's like we're mud wrestling." Said Wilson.
"Yeah except instead of a gorgeous women in a swimsuit, were fighting some creepy guy dressed as a scarecrow. Man this sucks!" Said Wade.
The two fighters staggered to their feet. Deadpool slid forward and tackled Scarecrow. The two of them crashed into a washer machine. A washer machine door was open, giving Deadpool an idea.
"Time to take you to the cleaners!" He shouted as he grabbed the back of Scarecrow's head and shoved between the machine and the door.
He then began viscously slamming the door repeatedly onto the Scarecrow's head! After a few minutes there was a loud cracking sound. Deadpool stopped slamming the door. The body of the Scarecrow fell to the ground blood leaking out of the mask. Deadpool took a picture of the dead body and posted it on Twert. The Watch immediately liked the photo.
"That's another one dead." Said Dedapool.
He and Bob then cleaned themselves up with a hose outside. They jumped into their car and continued their adventure.
To be continued.