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From: Raven that flies at night
Question: Why are you constantly mad and sarcastic?
Answer:
Jayfeather narrowed his eyes. "Alright, now I'm kinda mad."
"You are?" Emily asked.
"No, I'm soooo happy," Jayfeather muttered sarcastically.
Emily smiled. "Do you know what you just did?" she asked, suppressing a giggle.
Jayfeather swished his tail. "What?" he asked with an edge to his tone.
Emily did a face-palm. "You were just mad and sarcastic."
Jayfeather groaned. "Whatever," he muttered, and made do as if he were about to get away from this whole stupid fanfic thing.
"Wait," Emily said, "stay."
"Why should I?" Jayfeather demanded, still mad. "This whole thing is so dumb anyway!"
Emily crossed her arms and pouted at his stubbornness, not that he noticed. "I know you are but what is this?"
Jayfeather frowned. "I just said, it's dumb."
"I know you are but what is this?"
Jayfeather did a face-paw and meowed tiredly, "Lets just get on with the next question.
:So, Jayfeather, what do you think about Starkit's Prophecy?
"I-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Jayfeather stared at Emily, who had so rudely interrupted him. "What are you doing?" he asked as she repeatedly did face-palms.
All she did was say "No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NO!"
"Emily!" Jayfeather shouted. "What has gotten into you!?"
Emily looked up from hitting herself and Jayfeather realized she was crying. She dropped to her knees and got in a tornado-drill position. Suddenly she started shaking horribly as sobs racked her body.
"Emily," Jayfeather said, his voice softer, "What's wrong?"
There was no answer.
"Are you okay? Do you need nyan cat?"
Again, no answer but the sad and pathetic little sobs of Emily as she kept shaking.
"How about the nom nom song?"
"NOOOO!" Emily screamed, her voice raw. "Nooo nooo noo! Not Starkit's Prophecy!"
Jayfeather's blind blue eyes widened. "ENd of chapter, then?" he asked.
Emily started sobbing again.
Jayfeather nodded. "End of chapter," he confirmed.