Chapter 4

Brainstorming

After deciding to teleport to Regina's house they sat in the living room. Emma with a pillow over her legs.

Regina paces back and forth as she brainstorms.

"In the enchanted forest a person, theoretically, could make a wish to change their sex. But this goes beyond that. There was a case of two women who were very much in love, true loves if I remember the legend correctly. Anyway they either magicked, or wished they could conceive a child together, so one's genitalia changed and well nine months later."

"Was it permanent?!"

"I don't know. Somehow I don't think so. Wishes serve their purpose for their intended time frame. I don't think something like that would need to last a lifetime."

Emma releases the breath she was holding.

"So…?" Regina is waiting.

"So what?" The blonde is just staring blankly at her.

"Emma if you don't tell me what you were actually doing I'm going to sit her assuming you made a wish to impregnate a one-handed pirate which would explain why he wears more makeup than you do."

Regina was waiting for an angry lashing out from Emma except she just sat there looking terrified.

"I was fantasizing about wearing a…a…an accessory."

"Oh." Emma notices Regina looks flushed suddenly.

"Ok then. Ahem, have you tried to re-create the fantasy while you…um…service yourself?"

"Of course only you would say 'service yourself.'

"Well, have you?!" Regina practically screams this.

"No! God, I haven't even touched it! I've been holding my pee for hours."

So many questions were screaming through Regina's mind right now. But she decided not to entertain a single one of them and focus on helping Emma.

"You're gonna have to try."

Emma looks like a somnolent child.

"For God's sake go pee! Its not like you've never touched one. Start by peeing and then go home and just do it!"

Emma looks like she wants to run away and stay put at the same time; like a driver being approached by a tornado. She huffs again for the one-hundredth time and gets up to walk away.

But she turns back. "What if it doesn't work?"

"Then we go to plan B."