/ ep: Johnathon and Twilight friends bonds! but attack of Hive! / Story: The Adventures Of Johnathon Rice: my little pony Equsetria Girls Saga / by Johnathon_Rice /-/
I was walking to library to go read about my family records in Canterlot high school in 1980s...
Me: wow my dad is Prince of fall famal... Man that how everyone knows I'm same guy? I better find Twilight and Spike and fast... After class!
I put up book, and go classroom to Gym in first period where things are going be great, and Ratchet in same class together...
[ Meanwhile in space, far from Earth]
A space ship in Saturn Ring's, a king of taken tribe wants the Friendship of peace and rule everything... The taken King!
Taken King: EARTH it is... HEAD TO EARTH immediately!
Taken soldier: Yes my king!
So the ship beginning to head to earth in 3 days before they get there...
[ Back to earth, canterlot High school 3:50 PM]
So I talking to fluttershy and help her passing papers to everyone...
Me: Here you go! And you too!
So i help her passing the papers to everone in Canterlot high school for 30 mins...
Twilight is ready to make a good first impression on her fellow students, but she finds that everyone she passes in the hallway is laughing at her. As she wonders why, Rarity suddenly pulls her into an empty classroom and dresses her in a new outfit and wig. At that moment, Applejack, Fluttershy,Pinkie Pie, and me enter the room.
me: hi sis! so what going on here?
They show Twilight a video that Sunset Shimmer had posted online, showing Twilight struggling to adapt to her human form and otherwise embarrassing herself on camera. Mortified, Twilight believes that her chances of getting voted Fall Formal Princess are hopeless. Pinkie Pie offers to help, but Fluttershy advises Twilight against accepting it. Within moments, they, Rarity, and Applejack are at each other's throats. Twilight breaks up the argument and with the yearbook photo, reminds the Five us that that they were all friends once; the girls and me fondly remember the photo as being at the school's Freshman Fair. Twilight believes that Sunset Shimmer somehow broke them apart, but the girls claim it wasn't Sunset Shimmer that dismantled the Five's friendship but a series of text messages and e-mails sent between them that ruined school events they put together: a text from Fluttershy to Pinkie that ruined a silent auction for the animal shelter, a message from Applejack to Rainbow Dash that ruined a bake sale, and so on. However, as the girls come to realize, none of them had sent these alleged messages. but I see something come from nowhere, so I went outside to check it out what going, without the girls knowing...…
( outside Canterlot High School )
me: huh what the...…..
The Taken are beings that have been corrupted by the Darkness and altered to better serve its purposes. Once used by Oryx, the Taken King as his personal army, they have the Dimensionator for test drive.
Taken trooper: my lord, the Dimensionator is ready !
Oryx: good...….test it now! I want see it work completed...…..
Taken trooper #2: yes master!
so Taken trooper put on Dimensionator and pull the trigger, work to must pull the cord located on the bottom right of the helmet. A large metal sphere with two antennae, some springs and some stupidly added parts such as a Lombax doll and a punching glove (not the walloper). The sphere will then open portals to the desired location.
Taken trooper #2: Dimensionator….. Find the Equestria!
then he have to summon portal to world called...…." Equestria!" I saw world of dragons, monster , and ponies everwhere…...
me: oh god...….. they used the Dimensionator to find this Equestria world? I better call-
then Trixie saw me behind walls doing spying on flashing light, she walking up close and start to interrupted me by yelling at my face.
Trixie: WHAT THE HECK YOU DOING YOU BRAT!?
The Taken caught me with expecting a warm welcome, and taken trooper called The Hive are an "impossibly ancient" race born from a pact with the Worm Gods. Hive structures delve deep into wherever they lay claim to, unheeding of the damage done in the process, hop down from nowhere and surround me and Trixie.
Oryx: KILL THEM BOTH!
The Hive are going to attack us both with rage and power to rip us apart.
Me: THANKS ALOT BITCH ASS HOE! NOW THEY KNOW WE ARE HERE...….
Trixie: ME?...… OH GREAT WE GOING TO DIE BY CRAZY AILEN CREEPY-
I grab Trixie ass with my hands and toss her over tree, pull out Fusion Grenade put it on my right hand, and I start thrown bombs at The Hive, so they blow up to dust.
Trixie: Johnathon you pervert, you going to pay for that!
I switch Fusion Grenade into Buzz Blades, I shoot all The Hive with all blades soaked in a high molarity to them until they fall. but the Hive are going to keep coming to attack me head on with everything they got.
me: oh shit! they just keep coming...….ok you want me?...…
then I have no choice to pull out the most powerful weapon in universe...… THE RYNO IV,
AND fired. Each laser deals heavy amounts of damage alone, allowing it to make quick work of any Hive in sight until they all destroy Hive into dust.
Taken trooper: RETREAT!
The taken army flee away with Dimensionator to Dreadnaught, the portal close after they left, I was tired by put up my weapon, lay on floor look up sky thing what the hell going with Dimensionator….
me: why they bring Dimensionator here anyway?...… and how th-
then Rainbow Dash approaches me with soccer ball, but she saw my face like
Rainbow Dash: Johnathon...… its that you killing all the monster creeps with your weapons?
me: ummm… yeah!
Rainbow Dash: that's was AWESOME!
SO SHE PICK ME UP FROM THE GROUND , AND DRAG ME TO SOCCER FIELD...….. At Twilight's encouragement, Applejack approaches Rainbow Dash on the school soccer pitch, where the two work out their misunderstandings and reconcile. With her and Applejack's friendship mended, Rainbow Dash agrees to help Twilight become Princess AND me as prince f the Fall Formal on one condition: beat her in a game of one-on-one. Unfortunately, despite Twilight's best effort throughout, her lack of athleticism and inexperience with sports lead to her thoroughly losing the match. However, Rainbow Dash agrees to help regardless, explaining that what she was actually doing was testing Twilight's "heart and determination", two qualities that the Fall Formal Princess and me as prince of the Fall Formal should have; Twilight proved that she has both.
Me: Its about time the girls are back together! now to leave and...…
Rainbow Dash: hold on Johnathon...….. we did 'it forget about you!
me: um me...….. well um...….
Rarity: you better not doing reckless by fighting are you?
Rainbow Dash: you kidding, he fighting a lot of aliens with is weapons LOCKED AND LOADED! THAT WAS AWESOME!
Rarity came to me and slap my face again, and twilight is kinda in shocked, because I'm gunman?
Rarity: JOHNATHON I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INTO FIGHTS WITH BAD GUYS? YOU NEED SOME PEOPLE CAN HELP YOU ON DANGEROUS MISSIONS.
Me: I just want to help and save the universe...
twilight: Johnathon she right, you can't go alone to fight them... we your friends!
pinkie: and we stick together no matter what!
me: well your right about th-
Applejack: so for now on your friends with us until end of time!
me: alright...…. but no girly stuff ok?
rarity: sorry since you do action stuff, we do girly stuff to you.
me: aw man!
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